Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kayfabe]

Is this the fastest-updating thread in KF history?, I do not remember remember even the 2021 CWC arrest generating new pages that quickly.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Damn it, he's lost the case again!

 

[Cuckoman]

What do you think Randazza is thinking about right now?

Looks like I will be able to afford buying another Ferrari this year after all.

 

[AnOminous]

Damn, Josh tried to warn him about the path he was going down.

Josh said it in a faggy way, though, so he had to ignore it and double down.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

His wife has meth face

That's literally the first thing I thought when I saw her.

They must have been using for a while now, because they definitely look strung out. Really explains a lot that's going on with him. The weight loss. The flakiness, the weird sex stuff, him taking hour long bathroom breaks.

 

[Harm]

Under 25 grams not a felony. Above 25 the gun charge automatically upped to a felony.

That combined with Aaron, the Liar confirming with his lawyer that it's a felony is very damning.

 

[trash cat]

> Did Aaron Imholte deny any involvement in the arrest?

Of course he did.

Okay thanks.

Maybe Aaron deserves the benefit of the doubt.

We know Nick drives around drunk with his kids in the car.

 

[Mandemus]

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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

He wanted coom and drugs over this, remember that.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Imagine being his kids

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Thread is literally growing faster than I can read it, haha

Christ, Nick is fucked. And the kids are home schooled.

Were homeschooled. Now they get to move into the public school system. Oof.

At least one of them is either gonna troon or join a cult, 100%

 

[Lichen Bark]

Prescient.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Is this the fastest-updating thread in KF history?

the ethan ralph sex tape had 20 posts every minute over 1000 posts in one day.

That combined with Aaron, the Liar confirming with his lawyer that it's a felony is very damning.

thats at least $1k in drugs, i'm sure the kid stuff probably ups it to a felony

 

[DocMorbis]

Is this the fastest-updating thread in KF history?, I do not remember remember even the 2021 CWC arrest generating new pages that quickly.

I would guess maybe the fastest is when Chris Chan got arrested for fucking Barb.

 

[Gan Ying]

Is this the fastest-updating thread in KF history?, I do not remember remember even the 2021 CWC arrest generating new pages that quickly.

It's been awhile but I'm pretty sure the merge was more frenetic. There was the Janke shit going on at the same time that got split off into another thread relatively quickly, but that thread was also moving a mile a minute in parallel to the general Chris commentary.

 

[Puff]

I just gotta see the arrest warrant affidavit. How the FUCK do you get busted for drugs in this day and age? What absolutely buttfuck retarded white trash shit were they up to to get a police visit? I mean maybe Steel Balldo ratted them out.

You probably missed that Steeltoe already blamed us and is talking to his lawyer about it, so that's an oddly specific denial.

 

[my only throwaway account]

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The Ralphamale managed to go almost 24 hours without 180'ing

 

[Mouse Cop]

Is this the fastest-updating thread in KF history?, I do not remember remember even the 2021 CWC arrest generating new pages that quickly.

What Nick has that Chris did not have is insufferable smugness. Makes it much more satisfying to watch his downfall.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

My money is on diversion program for first time offenders. So a fine and piss in front of another man (which nick should enjoy) once a week for ~90 days clean or whatever. Nearly 100% chance the worst punishment is the embarrassment and not being able to drink until he completes the program.

This is what will happen. Some of the hysterical speculation about years in prison reminds me how far removed from any type of hard reality a ton of the terminally online are.

 

[Lokenstien]

I'm planting my speculation flag as a white trash subject matter expert:

CPS had been suspicious of the balldo compound for a while, and the thing around 90 days ago where nick had to skip for somebody elses health was one of the kids getting in the drugs.

This seems very likely since Aaron hints a lot that it was a "parenting" issue that made him really hate Nick. I could totally see Aaron having a total 180 flip about Rekieta after watching him be totally callous about one of his kids possibly OD'ing or something along those lines.

 

[Slython]

You can tell they didn't watch the pillstream where Nick activity wished death upon and mocked a man dying of cancer, called the judge in his case a retard that he wants to slurp vagina liqueur from, said he wanted to nail his lawyer to a cross and all sorts of nonsense vitriol at every ethnic and religious group he could think of.

His downfall is entirely his own and he walked down that path with two middle fingers up towards everyone.

That's a really good point as well.

I know it's edgy to say you hate 'the jews, FEMOIDS, the blacks, faggots, etc.' On this website (and can/is funny); the normie world by and large don't hold these sentiments and you look like a deranged, unhinged retard.

This is a man who is 42 spouting off shit like I was when I was 13 on 4chan. I'm 35 now and I don't have the fucking time or interest because it's such stale and gay easy jokes (which Id argue with Rickky are his actual views).