Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DancingIsraeli]

"it was meee!" PPP won me back with that one, hilarious.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I wish him a million hours of community service.

 

[borsabil]

I know were all having a laugh at Nicks expense, but when you look at the big picture, Nick has fallen HARD. And it's somehow sad watching a loving father who was devoted to his faith fall to the influence of drugs and allowed enablers to encourage his addiction. It lead to him getting shitface on stream and shit talking his own kids. I don't feel bad, this dumb fuck ruined his entire reputation and spit on our faces after everything.
Lawyers are sub humans, I swear.

Doubt he was ever devoted to his faith. First time I saw Kayla was after one of the Rittenhouse streams, she was dressed like a whore, legit street walker, tight everything with her tits hanging out. What real Christian husband would allow this kind of public exhibitionism from his wife?

My take they've always been low key degenerates and the YT money allowed them to be their genuine selfs.

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

Kayla looks like the first pic in a "Faces of Meth" profile.

 

[OutInTheRain]

This shit is wild. She looks awful, he looks...somehow better than he did on stream. Is the next thing getting blown on a Rekieta stream going to be his brains out against the wall?

 

[RotPockets]

Nick looks like an AIDS patient in the 1980s.
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I never knew this sketch was based on a real person.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Holy shit, everyone is getting in on this.

AAron has been making a fuckload of enemies, Patrick Melton and Redbar is going to be talking about this too, meaning we might get stand up comedians talking about this soon. Imagine Nick watching tv in jail and seeing Conan reference the Balldo

 

[urr13 account]

So I guess another MATI Rekieta stream is in order

casino is live with null right now

 

[JackoVerde]

I know were all having a laugh at Nicks expense, but when you look at the big picture, Nick has fallen HARD. And it's somehow sad watching a loving father who was devoted to his faith fall to the influence of drugs and allowed enablers to encourage his addiction. It lead to him getting shitface on stream and shit talking his own kids. I don't feel bad, this dumb fuck ruined his entire reputation and spit on our faces after everything.
Lawyers are sub humans, I swear.

I’ve theorized that Nick was behaving before because even as a lawyer he wasn’t going to afford five kids.
He needed the trust fund to finance his family and that required being in good behavior, once he hit it big with YouTube, the real nick came out.

 

[BradolfPittler]

I fucking knew he was zooted!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Can someone with better legalese explain what the charges mean more specifically?

If he has more than 0.25 grams of it (except heroin), he's fucked. that's a felony with a max of 20 years and/or $40,000 if they don't run consecutively.

F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

(1) the person unlawfully possesses one or more mixtures containing a controlled substance classified in Schedule I, II, III, or IV, except cannabis flower, cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products or a residual amount of one or more mixtures of controlled substances contained in drug paraphernalia; or

Nick was caught with the possession of a non-cannabis related controlled drug (any prescription not prescribed by doctor, heroin, crack, etc). It may be a felony depending on the amount. Penalty no more than 5 years, $10,000 or both:

(1) the amount of the controlled substance possessed, other than heroin, is less than 0.25 grams or one dosage unit or less if the controlled substance was possessed in dosage units; or (2) the controlled substance possessed is heroin and the amount possessed is less than 0.05 grams.

G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled

(10) a person who:

(iii) is an unlawful user of any controlled substance as defined in chapter 152. The use of medical cannabis flower or medical cannabinoid products by a patient enrolled in the registry program or the use of adult-use cannabis flower, adult-use cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products by a person 21 years of age or older does not constitute the unlawful use of a controlled substance under this item;

Nick possessed a firearm while being arrested for the above offense. It may or may not be on his person.
Gross misdemeanor, Maximum $3000 fine < 1 year in prison if it was not a felony, unless they charge him with a felony , that is not more than 15 years and/or $30,000 fine.

 

[AnOminous]

Drugs and firearms, as well as how many children who are being homeschooled (unless that's changed) again?

I just gotta see the arrest warrant affidavit. How the FUCK do you get busted for drugs in this day and age? What absolutely buttfuck retarded white trash shit were they up to to get a police visit? I mean maybe Steel Balldo ratted them out.

 

[Owlbear]

There is no rock bottom. There is only the moment you put down the shovel and stop digging. Time will tell if Nick ever puts down the shovel.

 

[break these cuffs]

Hey, you mean to tell me Dick is a backstabber? You mean to tell me that Dick Masterson, AKA Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the Cow (a man who dresses as a cow and gets fucked in the ass) would willingly use Rekieta until he becomes a liability and then throw him under a bus?

Wow. If only somebody had warned Nick about this.

You forgot "half jew, half mexican".

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

This really seems like a scene from American Beauty. Its a very fatalistic outcome where the man doesn't care, throws out his marriage, kids, career, reputation, its all out the window. Nothing matters, were all gonna die so let me drown it all in alcohol and light on fire. Im going to finally watch that movie to commemorate this event.

 

[Sam Losco]

The bad news continues for Nick, Ethan Ralph is now dunking on him

I for one don't blame him you can't expect the Ralphamale to associate with drug addled alcoholics who cheat on their wife and don't look after their kids

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Showing his true colors.

It really depends how hard the prosecutor wants to go after it

Well it's a good thing Nick doesn't have any beef with any of the local law community. No sir, he's highly respected.

 

[Harm]

Null says that Turkey Tom has already been talking about doing a Rekieta video. This will definitely speed that up.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I thought they were booked into jail at 10:00 am. Giving the time it takes to show up, talking, searching for drugs/guns, arrest someone, transport, magistrate etc.. I figured they actual cop knock came around 4 or 5 am.

yeah im just generalizing with the time bc it was in the am when they expected the entire family to be home. No social services worker is working at 5am unless its literally to take a kid out of a poo poo rape dungeon and i doubt this was the case. im betting a 7-8am knock at the door, got the rackets and sperg lady out of the house and turned the house over before they booked them or even while they sat in separate squad cars in the driveway.
the cops are going to look for as many good reasons as they can to make stuff like this stick when there are kids involved. they may have even detained lady rackets on site but let her hang around the kids till grandma got there so the kids wouldnt see her get arrested.

 

[Golden Boy]

When is Rekieta’s oldest going to disavow him ala the Thorp family?

 

[Mouse Cop]

I just gotta see the arrest warrant affidavit. How the FUCK do you get busted for drugs in this day and age? What absolutely buttfuck retarded white trash shit were they up to to get a police visit? I mean maybe Steel Balldo ratted them out.

Null mentioned on stream that if there are domestic violence or child neglect charges, they might not be public. So there may be more to the story than we are seeing.