Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Atlas Sneezed]

I couldn't watch how sad our wife was in jail, so I cheered her up


There, much better. Nick was right, you SHOULD smile on your mugshot!

 

[MugolEx]

Lowtax had enough, put a pistol in his mouth
Ethan got gunted, he had to flee South
Willy2guns, he was only 44
Pulled the plug on stream when his head hit the floor

Those are cows who died, died
Those are cows who died, died
They were all our cows,and they died

Coach Red Pill, tortured in Ukraine
Terry A Davis, he was hit by a train.
And Terry, I miss you more than the others
I salute you brother

Those are cows who died, died
Those are cows who died, died
They were all our cows, and they died

Nicky got caught in a narco bust,
5 kids at home couldn't stop his lust
Nicky kicked the bucket, alone in his cell
Cops only noticed when it started to smell

I never listened to "People Who Died." But I just HAD to put it into SUNO.

 

[The_Red_Man]

I am a mandatory reporter. A bunch of us are by virtue of our occupations.

Bet you the Rekieta family had more than one person calling to report them. Nick will have nobody to blame. His old schtick of being wholesome probably made his audience more likely to be mandatory reporters. This was inevitable once his private vices spilled out onto his streams.

Drugs on-screen + house with kids = I have an obligation to report you

This was in person, though.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

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What is that on her? If that's a tattoo it's a weird one

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Is CPS the mandatory reporters to the police? I was under the assumption that a mandatory reporter, reported him to the CPS who then reported him to the police.

That was report to sheriff. Done by such mandatory reporter. Which could be CPS. They needed cops on it.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Damn, that signature, that's not even Comic Sans, it's beyond it.

It's from Facebook, boomer users use that font all the fucking time

Be nice to Carol. She's a sweetie.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

According to the police report the inciting statement was made on the 16th so bizzarely, the fact that he had a 3 hour shitfest cokestream yesterday seems to be a coincidence.

but then why the delay between the incident report and the arrest? does a report from a mandatory reporter qualify as probable cause? and if they had probable cause based on the report then why wait? i mean maybe the powdered nose BJ stream was just coincidence but that's one hell of a coincidence. can someone explain to a retard?

 

[Orc-Chud]

That was report to sheriff. Done by such mandatory reporter. Which could be CPS. They needed cops on it.

oh so we don’t even know if CPS is involved. All you niggers started saying it like it was gospel the last 2 pages and I got confused. So CPS is just one of the possible mandatory reporters, got it,

 

[Balr0g]

That thing is evil.
People thought I was joking on the Gunt Board.
That thing is cursed.

Someone should send it to No Dong and tell him it's part of a kink play. Let's see who outlasts whom.

Or send it to DSP and see the curse croak under the pigroach's luck

But in all seriousness this case is getting crazier by the day. I pity those children. They have had a good life (at least in terms of financial security) and now it will most likely turn into absolute shit. God damn it Nick you should have put the whiskey down or at least highten the "drink a shot" goals to preserve your mind

 

[Sharpeteer]

I couldn't watch how sad our wife was in jail, so I cheered her up
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There, much better. Nick was right, you SHOULD smile on your mugshot!

tfw you're in jail for drug possession w/ weapons in the house due to an incident report for child abuse, but you learn they got a small amount of stuff to help with withdrawals.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Forgotten in all of this is that the biggest winner here is Mountebank Monte. Freaking Rackets....

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

It's insane how many people are coming out of the woodwork to cover this, Josh is right when he said that Turkey tom will do a video about this. Even the normies are reading about this, the sektur is demanding a sacrifice for the cornfield and its chosen Nick.
Thread theme

 

[break these cuffs]

What is that on her? If that's a tattoo it's a weird one

It's a tattoo. I forget what of. She has a bunch of tattoos.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

what happens with his ongoing Monty lawsuit?

my personal theory is that monty drops it, I think he got what he wanted out of the lawsuit at this point which was to punish rekeita for not keeping his name out of his mouth and the pedo accusations.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Vinelink has Nick in custody at county and I didn't get a transfer alert, but I have no idea how a hospital trip gets reported. I'd think they'd have to.

https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/39397064;tabIndexToSelect=0

He probably has no idea the internet shit storm his arrest has created and what awaits when he's released. He's been without internet for 24 hours.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

It's a tattoo. I forget what of. She has a bunch of tattoos.

It looks like a bunch of bite marks, maybe I'm just weird

 

[Idea Waifu]

 

[Scan_Lines]

Feel like I need to remind everyone that for years, Nick has stated that he is a narcissist and has ODD. This will be anyone's fault but his own and he will fight anyone who tries to help him. He is a self centered, man child, who is psychologically unable to be helped. The reason this happened to him, is because he was able to become famous and rich through hard work and that's a death sentence to anyone who is narcissistic and he won't pull out of the spiral with anyone's help thanks to ODD.

 

[keke]

Found a powerpoint prezzy about mandatory reporting laws in MN.
The full list of mandated reporters is:

• Healtcare workers (Doctors, Nurses, Dentists, Hospital Administrators, etc)
• Mental Health Professionals (Psychologists, Psychiatrists, Therapists)
• Social Workers (Case workers, group home staff, foster parents)
• Child Care workers (Child Care Center Staff, Family child care providers)
• Education Workers (Teachers, School Admin, other staff, etc)
• Others: LEOs, probation services staff, clergy, youth program staff, guardians "ad item"

It's interesting that the report was made directly to the cops, because apparently that should only be done if the child is either in direct physical danger, or if the offender works at a private school or is a non-family caretaker. Now call me a schizo but couldn't April be considered such a non-family caretaker?
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April doesn’t give a shit. She’s genuinely a dumb cunt whore and I don’t use those words lightly. Nick left cocaine beside Aaron’s 4-year old daughter at the Imholte house, which she knew about. April then proceeded to start treating her step kids like shit and dump her husband to move in with Nick. She started as a home wrecker to meet Aaron, and moved into a home with FIVE children to continue her drug binging. She is human detritus.

 

[ChooChoo]

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