Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FedPostalService]

Will this put his super duper Rumble and Locals contracts that he totally renegotiated at risk?

 

[TheTourist]

At the beginning of the year I thought by the end of the year this thread would get up to 100k replies, but at this rate it could be 100k by the end of next month. Congratulations, Nick! You win Lolcow of the Decade.

He's thrown the curve so fucking hard that DSP and Matt fucking Jarbo aren't even lolcows anymore.

The funniest part of this is all my friends who have never heard of Nicki are now all learning about him and sharing memes of his arrest

love when this happens. These rare moments I can discuss lolcows in the open air, if even only for a day.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

If the grandparents couldn't get the kids why not send them to Jim and Jade, he'd have a family and the kids would have a cooler dad.

 

[TurdThrower]

I do wonder if he will try to get the judge changed with appeals before the trial.

Per the document it is her that he is reporting to.

 

[break these cuffs]

am i crazy or does she look a bit like may(ralph's ex horse) in this pic?

The smirk.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Nick has to go until August without drinking. He's not gonna make it.

This. They both stand a non zero chance of getting an insanity plea. The psychiatric examination would probably be very telling if they were forced to undergo one. Things for them went BAD and QUICKLY. I had no idea how bad things really were until the rest of the police report came out. They'll probably see jail. How much is up for debate. If she throws him down the river like April did though, it could be at least a decade.

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

For every page I read two or three get added. I'll succumb to temptation and use the highlight feature for this thread. Just this once.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Was Law Talk With Mike correct when he said Nick currently plans to represent himself, his wife and the corner demon? Because that sounds supremely retarded. Please do that, Nick.

 

[Bridge Burner]

This is insane, I'm trying to explain this to my normie friend. I lost him somewhere between what a Balldo is and the Irate Gamer saying the sonichu medallion is cursed. Can the drama channels please hurry up and unleash the Complete REKEITA video??

 

[RandomInteger]

Nick lives in a essentially a compound out in the middle of nowhere and has to have at least some knowledge of what/how much of a certain drug you can have in what ways for it to not be a certain degree of charge/felony. He's obviously not smart enough to only have a misdemeanor amount a once, but even if he was insisting on hoarding a large amount you'd think he'd use a single foot of that mountain space available in that backyard and burying the nest egg in some canister or something and only go to it as needed. Even more so when he knows degenerates such as the Internet are watching him like a hawk. Could have at least saved him from having the felon cuck label put on him.

 

[DavidS877]

I'm confused, does this mean he can consume alcohol if he ponies up the 50k?

Yes.
But no more coke, as it says he must remain "law abiding".

 

[Slur Generator]

The only thing I want is for his children to be safe

I dont know which i feel worse for, the oldest that knows what is going or the youngest that are confused.
Someone from the family should have intervened before this. Have the grandparents looked at them in the last year?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

This lispy queer smug face is enough for Nick to get punched.

 

[Weird Ages]

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Hmm, where have I seen that name before.

"Your honor, I would like to present this video of the defendant saying that he would like you to spray whiskey from your vagina in his mouth as evidence."

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Hot off the presses an order for release has appeared.

Edit:
How long before he breaks it.
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I was afraid it would be months before the next Swillstream, but there's no way he's holding out that long. A week at most.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

No nigger rape...

 

[mindlessobserver]

Your honor, the prosecution would like to present exhibit A: it's a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting.

Objection your honor. The level of testosterone present in the image has not been proven.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Or maybe Drexel was at the house

Drexel should thank himself lucky he wasn't there. That amount of drugs and guns, he'd be getting a Rodney King facemask

 

[break these cuffs]

This. They both stand a non zero chance of getting an insanity plea. The psychiatric examination would probably be very telling if they were forced to undergo one. Things for them went BAD and QUICKLY. I had no idea how bad things really were until the rest of the police report came out. They'll probably see jail. How much is up for debate. If she throws him down the river like April did though, it could be at least a decade.

lol, junkies aren't insane. They're drug addicts. They usually can't stay clean either.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Will this put his super duper Rumble and Locals contracts that he totally renegotiated at risk?

Not at all. Rumble is all about that freeze peach, so doing cocaine and getting a blowie on camera is completely fine. Why not feature him on the front page while we're at it?

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I apologize for being 15 pages behind right now, but
>clothes everywhere, dirty dishes, dust, and an overall dirty home

I feel so fucking bad for those kids, goddamn. Genuinely saddening.

Honestly, it's not actually that bad. Dirty clothes on the floor, dirty dishes, and dust? That is slob stuff but isn't really neglect. Plenty of non-drug addicts live in the same conditions. It's more so evidence that they fired their maid so she wouldn't see the illegal drugs as opposed to actual neglect.