Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Red_Cap]

Any guesses as to what the Sermon this weekend will be about at their church?

We can find out this Sunday! Link

 

[Mouse Cop]

Cops lie and "street value" is the biggest bullshit legal fictions have, but I know about Nick.

And he would easily spend way more than market value to feel rich. You do realize this retard dumped six figures into "art" that is on the level of Velvet Elvises and he leaves lying around on the floor, right?

I have often heard that purchasing expensive "art" is a way to launder money. Is it possible that the art purchase was a way for him to explain to the IRS where six figures worth of money went? In other words, was it a cover for his drug purchases?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

His facial expression is perfect. It's the perfect example of a picture being worth a thousand words, except all the words are "HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOING TO BE ON THE INTERNET FOREVER AND SPAMMED IN EVERY CHAT I EVEN GET MENTIONED IN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE" and he tries to look badass.

He tries to look badass in that faggot-ass Jamaican shirt themed after the Jamaican bucks who fucked his wife while he jerked off his limp Balldo-encased genitalia.

Looks like a right faggot upset that the sports team he bet on lost.

 

[GoudaChris]

all of these youtubers and commentors trying to cope for nick is making me MATI. he and his wife are shit people and shit parents

 

[Harvey Danger]

If a gram gives 25 doses then he had 26.67*25=666.75 doses worth of coke.

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If he had 26.67 grams with packaging, I wonder if the first argument is that he had less than 25 grams of actual illegal substance. Obviously the police were doing a field measurement, but since it listed multiple baggies, it's possible a full, controlled measurement would drop him to a lower charge. They just have to clear 1.68 grams, or 0.06 ounces, to dip below the threshold.



Judging by how clever Nick thought the Colorado SLAAP gambit was in the Montegraph case, I bet he's going to jump at such technicalities like it's his way out.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Thread Tourist here, I want to wish you all a nice Nick-O-Rama Weekend. Let me know if Jim literally laughs himself to death or back to health.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

 

[inception_state]

I have often heard that purchasing expensive "art" is a way to launder money. Is it possible that the art purchase was a way for him to explain to the IRS where six figures worth of money went? In other words, was it a cover for his drug purchases?

Nah, he's just a trust fund brat with trashy taste. My bet is that his parents or grandparents bankrolled those charity events. Like they planned to donate $100,000 to the charity anyways, so they'd let Nick go and act like a high roller and "spend" $100k on shitty art at a charity auction. Either way they get a tax receipt.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Nicky, JuJu and Vito The Pedo coping and seething as we speaking.

EDIT:
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Metokur and Eric July crossover.

One could say that Jim wishes Eric nothing but a million dollars

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Eric July striking up new business deals while Nick is probably hoping to strike a plea deal.

 

[Lokenstien]

all of these youtubers and commentors trying to cope for nick is making me MATI. he and his wife are shit people and shit parents

It's a classic case of bandwagoning. These people will probably start getting sent clips of Nicks unhinged hateful rantings and have a complete flip within the month. But the story is hot now so they have to pump out content regardless of prior knowledge.

 

[RollerGator]

A "bullet container" refers to something like this, not a bullet casing.
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Nick could have just been using the shell casing as a coke scoop. Aaron is a rube and doesn't know drug lingo.

 

[King George III]

Here's the picture in a slightly larger form:

I fucking CALLED IT. I AM THE WINNER.

 

[AnOminous]

Judging by how clever Nick thought the Colorado SLAAP gambit was in the Montegraph case, I bet he's going to jump at such technicalities like it's his way out.

It's not actually a bad argument. Considering that the prosecution/cops even mentioned it when it doesn't help their case suggests there are cases where not doing that bit them in the ass. It's really common to wobble something down based on technicalities like that.

That said I'm more confused than I was before hearing several lawyers arguing about it and forget whether 25 grams is actually a relevant threshold for anything in this case. I thought it was for the weapons thing.

Nick could have just been using the shell casing as a coke scoop. Aaron is a rube and doesn't know drug lingo.

The cops specifically said "spent" shell casings. They also mentioned coke bullets, which are those weird things.

 

[TexOffender]

One of you earlier today linked to a series of texts from circa 2023 showing that Nick's wife threatened to divorce Nick if he didn't start swinging. If anyone has a link to that, giveme

I linked to the Faran texts earlier

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-4012#post-18428333

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

 

[Particle Bored]

Running a bit behind, but if cops found one big bag (18g+) of coke, and a bunch of small baggies, and a scale, and scoops and weighing pans, Nick is very lucky they didnt try to nail him with possession with intent to distribute. If there had been any significant quantity of cash in those safes, he probably wouldnt be so fortunate.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

I live in some nowhere county in the middle of nowhere in Britbong land and yet Rekeita is trending and suggested as a topic on my Xitter. It's wild!

I hadn't been following him, last I knew he was doing a great stream with our Dear Sneeder in the wake of the Drop KiwiFarms brouhaha.

He seemed really good-humoured and wholesome and said that having a thread on here was no big deal - his was only a couple of pages and you have to expect criticism and take the rough with the smooth.

It all seems to have gone rather downhill. He went from popular legal v-logger to degenerate at warp speed.

 

[Terrifik]

>presiding judge: Jennifer K. Fischer

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it happens sometimes.

 

[Raspy]

it's not a disgrace, but it compromises his position and potentially his ability to help others in the future.

like, now people in his congregation know that this guy will potentially rat you out to the cops if you tell him bad shit, so they will be more inclined to keep their guard up.
the next time someone in his church decides to go down the road of balldos and dope, they'll take extra care to keep it secret from that guy in particular.

Fuck it, at some point, you have to do what's right. Letting this fly with an obvious and public crack addict is harming the kids just for some vague future trust issues would not be the stance of a moral and good person.
How could he look his congregation in the face and try to act as a moral compass with those kids suffering? He would lose all personal and public credibility.