Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

Sentencing is going to be fun. I wonder if she's seen the cokestream yet.

the prosecution should try to get this clip into evidence

imagine going on a public drunken rant about this judge squeezing liquor out of her vagina, and not even a week later you get this same judge assigned to your case where you are facing felony drug charges
it's so unbelievably fucking over for nick

 

[yydszmiteg2]

A long time back someone joked about Nick reacting to his own trial livestream one day. We might actually have that now.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Holy shit, go for a walk and completely miss out on Rekieta getting let free, the mandatory reporter being deanonymized, and Caroline Farrow weighing in.

All this fucking milk and it won't stop. He's out free and the milk will only flow more. Thank you, God.

He is an entire corporate dairy farm by himself.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Holy shit, go for a walk and completely miss out on Rekieta getting let free, the mandatory reporter being deanonymized, and Caroline Farrow weighing in.

All this fucking milk and it won't stop. He's out free and the milk will only flow more. Thank you, God.

Truly a memorial day weekend miracle.

2024 is a blessed year.

 

[Slur Generator]

Total Drinks: 71
Tumbler/Whiskey: 37Silver Goblet/Some kind of mixed drink: 28The Mini Chalice/Some other kind of spirit?: 6

but what is the approximate amount of alcohol that he consumed?

 

[Can of Spam]

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My favorite part from April is the "Someone else did this to me." Yes, corner semen demon, someone else forced you into doing drugs, sitting in a corner doing degenerate acts for Balldoman, and finally crawling under his desk to blow a limped-dick, coked out, wetbrain alcoholic who was repeatedly looking at furry inflation porn. Some real arm twisting going on there, totally a victim in this tragedy.

 

[Neetorino]

This piece of shit.

 

[goopp]

Where is April?

Sucking off Aaron so she isn't homeless.

 

[Particle Bored]

Just perused the Zillow listing. How out of it do you have to be to let a place that fucking huge get "extremely cluttered" with "clothes everywhere."

Here's to hoping for that bodycam footage. (while I pretend I didnt see the post from yesterday pointing out that MN bodycams apparently aren't subject to FOIA)

 

[Glowie]

Hot off the presses an order for release has appeared.

Edit:
How long before he breaks it.
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I give it a month and I'm optimistic

 

[Raspy]

Watching some of the videos the latest by VIVA by Law Tubers such hypocrites.
They are so quick to use others drug abuse as evidence of them being a bad person or deserving what they get.
While simultaneously leaning on it as a crutch to explain how Rakcets is really a good guy it's just the drugs.

Their hypocrisy is on full display.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

why is aaron lying about the farms and its involvement? he's claiming we took responsibility for it like we're a terrorist org

Wants to cover his own ass and make himself look like a good person when we all know he was partying just as hard and only wasn't taken in with them because Nick cucked him so bad he left his wife.

It's just revenge posturing while he pretends he was a good boy who didn't also do coke while another man fucked his wife.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I heard four lawyers vociferously disagreeing about what this meant in a stream today, including at least one practicing Florida Lawyer. So I'm honestly not sure. "You can do all the drugs and commit all the crimes you like" doesn't seem like any release conditions I've ever heard of though.

I mean it's pretty clear. It's either an unconditional OR a conditional release.

You only need to know what "or" and "and" mean.

Which is apparently too much for YouTube lawyers.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Are you retarded?
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What do you think the word "OR" means?

He can either post a $50k cash bond for an unconditional release OR submit to the terms of a conditional release in exchange for not having to post a cash bond.

I'm retarded. Which did Nick do?

 

[None More Black]

the prosecution should try to get this clip into evidence

imagine going on a public drunken rant about this judge squeezing liquor out of her vagina, and not even a week later you get this same judge assigned to your case where you are facing felony drug charges
it's so unbelievably fucking over for nick

it's literally God teaching Nick how comedy actually works

 

[Harm]

This piece of shit.View attachment 6018575

"Just got exposed for being a child abuser, haha so funny AND weird!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

April's been released

That doesn't bode well. She fucking rolled on them.

 

[Shagedan]

The juice is loose.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Hahahahahahah

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

YES, Stream bro