Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

I mean it's pretty clear. It's either an unconditional OR a conditional release.

You only need to know what "or" and "and" mean.

Which is apparently too much for YouTube lawyers.

https://mega.nz/file/hv8WkC5A#K3Za7-SVOl-ANQ2cI-1OZ_-Jh6YT9Wf6mUbQY2iPy9c

11:00, judge does both.

 

[break these cuffs]

this condition is on conditional release. with no bond amount specified. above it is an unconditional release with just 50k and no conditions. as the names "conditional" and "uncoditional" suggest

Well I'm certainly an easily excitable retard who read through that document too many times for it not to be terribly embarrassing,

 

[Weird Ages]

5 hours

Guy's already checking the gap between his floor tiles to if there's some leftover blow the cops missed.

 

[AnOminous]

I assume paying bond get's you free of conditions like random testing, freedom to travel, not to worry about who may have guns around you.... you go back to "normal" and try not to break law just like any normal human at any given time.

It seems more likely than not, but until I see an actual document explicitly stating exactly what happened, I have no solid opinion on the matter, and neither should anyone who hasn't seen such a document.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

IANAL, but won't any prosecutor worth their salt use that as evidence that Nick isn't taking the well-being of his children seriously?; that he's not remorseful?; etc.

This faggot is so gay he is effectively begging for it. I hope they throw the whole library at him and not just the book.

 

[TheClappening]

I just realized, there is now a nonzero chance that Donut Fucking Operator might review the bodycam footage of Nick's door getting broken down by a battering ram.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Prediction: the cope stream will have him blaming the cops for being vengeful assholes over some small joke he made years ago. House wasn't messy, kids are perfectly fine. Then a 30 minute lolbertarian rant about how drugs should be legalized and owning a gun is AMERICAN, don't you know.

What are the chances that Nick knows, at least by reputation, the detective who was making the comments? Probably fairly high. I bet the dude also squeezes liquor from his vagina too. Spill the tea Rekeita! Own the alogs!

 

[BradCarter]

What would a sober person do when given the choice between paying 5k or stop drinking and snorting coke for a few months?

 

[Anti Snigger]

How can you type that with a straight face?

I injected myself with a neurotoxin to paralyze my facial muscles

 

[mlanguishi]

The serious but isn't what you think its going to be.

Its going to be the DA wheeling in a TV to court and playing Nick gloating and drinking after his release in front of the jury and judge.

It can go from bad to worse. Nobody can predict this now at all. This makes the bossmanjack stuff I was so amazed by nothing. I was never into Ralph. I've only seen slow burn cows like Marz, spoony, and even boogie that don't suddenly totally implode like this.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

This piece of shit.View attachment 6018575

He's going for the "haha my friend was using my phone, what did they say??" defense.

Cringe for anyone, but this man has both a legal education and extensive knowledge of people making fools of themselves on the internet. It reeks of desperation if this is the best he can do.

 

[waffle]

Are you retarded?
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What do you think the word "OR" means?

He can either post a $50k cash bond for an unconditional release OR submit to the terms of a conditional release in exchange for not having to post a cash bond.

It even has separate headings of "unconditional release" and "conditional release" and then proceeds to list conditions.

Nick's gonna stream tonight loaded to the gills and madder 'en fuck. Then hes gonna get rearrested Saturday for the drugs he's obviously doing on stream. Or the terroristic threats he's definitely going to make against the church, prosecutor, and our girl Jenny. That bitch is my favorite judge in Minnesota and I know so little about her I thought she was black until like yesterday.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Guy's already checking the gap between his floor tiles to if there's some leftover blow the cops missed.

I mean those random drug tests never happen right away. He actually can have a little. No one will find out. No one Nick. No one.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

THIS NIGGA LEARNED FUCKING NOTHING HOLY SHIT UNREAL HE'S FUCKED UP AND STILL THINKS HE'S THE SMARTEST MOFO IN THE ROOM AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE'S TRYING TO REPRESENT HIS WIFE AND APRIL WHAT IS THIS NIGGER DOING REKEITA STOP

I REPEAT HE LEARNED FUCKING NOTHING.

How? How does one get to this level of ego and pride and delusion?

 

[Burn It All Down]

I just realized, there is now a nonzero chance that Donut Fucking Operator might review the bodycam footage of Nick's door getting broken down by a battering ram.

God, I hope so.

 

[Procrastinhater]

As someone who is not a cokehead, how much is 25 grams?

Just under an Oz.
If they really wanted to fuck him its enough to charge him with intent to distribute.
Its a lot of coke.

 

[AnOminous]

What are the chances that Nick knows, at least by reputation, the detective who was making the comments? Probably fairly high. I bet the dude also squeezes liquor from his vagina too. Spill the tea Rekeita! Own the alogs!

I'm not sure he does in his current wetbrain state, but I bet that detective is well aware of Cuckieta and his antics.

Just under an Oz.
If they really wanted to fuck him its enough to charge him with intent to distribute.
Its a lot of coke.

Indeed. I don't think it's at the threshold where just the quantity by itself turns it into possession with intent, but that's more a statutory presumption than a requirement. Having in excess of a certain quantity means you're essentially automatically guilty of PWI. However, even without the statutory quantity that makes you presumptively guilty, generally the finder of fact can infer intent from context, such as the presence of bags and scales indicating distribution.

I don't think Nick was actually a drug dealer, and possibly the cops don't either, because it just seems like he was, in fact, at rock star levels of consumption, which turned him into a repulsive, obviously dying feral ghoul neglecting and abusing his children like a complete scumbag, and then culminating his swan dive into utter degeneracy by inflicting a violent invasion of cops to his home with a battering ram, because he was too much of an ODD child faggot pussy piece of shit scumbag just to open the door to a warrant.

It's not like he was going to stop them from getting in, he just inflicted an absolutely needless trauma on his kids.

What a worm of a man. What a loathsome piece of shit turd.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@Useful_Mistake it would probably be beneficial to have a State of Minnesota v. Nickolas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta.

Will this work?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nickolas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta.191978/

 

[Rudy Coleman]

TUNE IN 5 HOURS LATER WHEN HE BREAKS HIS BAIL AGREEMENT AND GOES BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!! 24 HOUR REKETA NEWS CYCLE

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

I don't give a shit if someone's already posted it I'm not searching for 200 pages of Anime Cope and Sneed for $5 but Alex Stein of the Blaze tried to do an intervention and is offering to hook Nick up with rehab.

Trending on Twitter with 10k posts. Normies on the Blaze it's over Nick stop trying to 4th Amendment this admit you have a problem and beg the judge for Drug Court.