Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
So as everyone has said in any substantively important sense, he forced the cops to beat down the door with a battering ram. With his children inside. Conceivably at risk of getting hit by the door itself or other debris. Because he absolutely does not give a single shit about his five kids. In fact, it seems like he actively hates them.

He's a vile piece of shit in any rational analysis of his conduct. I hope he dies and burns in Hell.

He will burn in hell because he will never own up to his mistakes and he will never repent. Not to the people who were right all along telling him he is going in the wrong direction and certainly not to god. His pride will never allow him to do that, no matter how much evidence there is to show how much of a piece of shit he is and the damage he has done to his children. He clearly places himself above god, everything good was his doing and everything bad was not actually his fault in his mind, he shows no gratitude for the things he has been given and is actually upset that he wasn't given more.

And that is before taking into account all of the sacrilegious shit he constantly spits out of his mouth. (His interpretation of King David sending a man to die purposely so he could take his wife is only one of the many examples) He is willfully against god in all aspects of his life so its surprising he still bothered to go to church at all.

I thought it was all over once he was arrested in front of his children because normal people would take that as the sign they need to turn their lives around, but its clear from his latest locals post we are going to get a lot more entertainment from him this year and that he will lower himself to depths we never thought were possible.
 
Look, I agree he's a vile piece of shit and all, but speaking generally even when served with a search warrant I can understand not wanting to assist law enforcement in any way in carrying it out. If ones legal strategy going into this is contesting the grounds of issuing of the warrant int he first place then handing over the keys to your house and safe could be construed the defendant acknowledging the validity of the warrant and/or giving up ones fourth/fifth amendment rights and consenting to the search.

Until we see bodycam I think any statements made on how much danger the children were in when the police entered the home are pure speculation.
well hes on a fuck ton of coke and "unknown brown substance" which is somehow more nigger tier than purple drank. and he looks like a fucking hiv ridden skeleton with his kids walking in on him crossdressing and who knows what else off cam. id say the warrant is pretty valid
 
Incorrect. Read the probable cause affidavit.

It doesn't make sense that he refuses entry twice.

The cops asked Nick for the door code when they pulled him over but probably before he got a copy of the warrant.

1. Cops arrive at house.
2. Rekieta gets pulled over nearby.
3. Cops ask minor to let them in. She refuses.
4. Cops ask Rekieta at the traffic stop for door code. He refuses.
5. Cops bust down the house door.
6. Cops drive traffic stop Rekieta to the house and show him the warrant.
7. Rekieta throws the warrant on the ground.

That is the story that I think is told by the probable cause affidavit and common sense.
Dude, literally the only difference between that and my unedited post is that I thought he was stopped getting out of his car at the house, not further away.
 
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They had to literally break the door down and that useless drunken fuck still didn't think to flush his stash?

On Oz of coke with kids in the house is fucking beyond the pale. He should be fucking put "on the wall".
He was outside. They popped him with one of the kids driving up the block. Another kid would not open the door for the cops and Nick refused to give then the door code. Even after being served a search warrant. So boom. Yet another trauma inflicted on the kids.
 
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No. Reading the charging documents, the course of events is as follows.

1. Police knock on the door demanding entry,.

2. Minor child answers door, telling officers they cannot enter.

3. Rekieta is detained by police while driving.

4. Rekieta is marched up to the property and ordered to open the premises.

5. Rekieta refuses.

6. Battering ram is applied.

7.. Police enter the property, find the children, Kayla and April.

8. Angry Rekieta angrily screeches to the Police "where is your warrant!?!"

9. Police shove warrant into rekeitas face as they muscle into the property and start tossing shit. Guarantee the small children are crying.

10. Rekieta angrily throws the warrant on the ground.

Also, someone HAS to get the bodycam footage of this if it exists.

That's what I thought at first, but from the charging documents I don't think Rekieta was on site at the house when they tried to get his daughter to open the door. Note how "NICHOLAS REKEITA returned to the home with law enforcement" is after the attempted entry. So I guess they had a couple cops intercepting Rekieta and dealing with the traffic stop, and a couple others simultaneously executing the search warrant? That or this is just a poorly written description.

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On May 23, 2024, at approximately 9:13 a.m., a search warrant was executed at 12291 51s t Street in Spicer, Kandiyohi
County, Minnesota. NICHOLAS ROBERT REKIETA, DOB: 12/16/81 and KAYLA CHRISTINE REKIETA, DOB:
03/09/84 reside at the residence. As law enforcement approached the residence, NICHOLAS REKEITA was traveling
southbound on 51s t in a vehicle.
NICHOLAS REKEITA was stopped by law enforcement. Upon knocking on the door, a juvenile female opened the
door and wouldn’t let them in. NICHOLAS REKEITA would not provide the door code to enter the residence. Law
enforcement entered the home utilizing a door ram.
Upon entry, law enforcement located KAYLA REKEITA and April Imholte and four juveniles were also in the home.
Officers noted the home was extremely cluttered. There were clothes everywhere, dirty dishes, dust and an overall dirty
home.
NICHOLAS REKEITA returned to the home with law enforcement. He demanded a copy of search warrant. When given
a copy, he looked at it and threw it on the ground.
 
No. Reading the charging documents, the course of events is as follows.

1. Police knock on the door demanding entry,.

2. Minor child answers door, telling officers they cannot enter.

3. Rekieta is detained by police while driving.
That's not what the document suggests at all, it suggests they noticed him driving southbound as they were rolling up to the property and stopped him. They may have recognized the Rustang with the LAWPOPE license plate.

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So I guess they had a couple cops intercepting Rekieta and dealing with the traffic stop, and a couple others simultaneously executing the search warrant? That or this is just a poorly written description.
I don't think they were tailing him or "intercepting" him, the document makes it sound like they saw him drive by. I assume (but it's not said) that they were driving northbound towards the house and he was driving south from his house.
 
Did Nick think about what would happen when he got blasted drunk on the internet you stupid fucking Jew?


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Right we are the real bad guys here. People mocking Nick who has been a piece of dogshit for a long stretch of time now is the real problem.. Sure he lied about being a drunk. He lied about being a drug addict. He exposed his children to a degenerate lifestyle knowing when the wheels came off, as they always do, they would learn all the shit and it would haunt them for life.

But we are the baddies. I feel terrible for the children but I am going to point and laugh at Nick and Kayla because they earned it or in other words:
 
I'll double down on that. Look at that picture of her and tell me she isn't totally into that shit too. Probably harasses Nick to get more drugs, of course he's more than happy to comply.
I don't blame people, they can't really hold women accountable like they do men. I don't keep up with the goings on of nick's wife, but has she ever once given a sign of not wanting to be involved?
 
No. Reading the charging documents, the course of events is as follows.

1. Police knock on the door demanding entry,.

2. Minor child answers door, telling officers they cannot enter.

3. Rekieta is detained by police while driving.

4. Rekieta is marched up to the property and ordered to open the premises.

5. Rekieta refuses.

6. Battering ram is applied.

7.. Police enter the property, find the children, Kayla and April.

8. Angry Rekieta angrily screeches to the Police "where is your warrant!?!"

9. Police shove warrant into rekeitas face as they muscle into the property and start tossing shit. Guarantee the small children are crying.

10. Rekieta angrily throws the warrant on the ground.

Also, someone HAS to get the bodycam footage of this if it exists.

Either Nick never told her to flush the drugs when the cops knock or she was already blasted out of her mind that morning. With the kid answering the door and him driving at the time, it probably brought her at least 15 minutes. She might even had enough time to clean up the guns laying around and pretend like they were stored safely.
 
I almost posted earlier that leaving jail and coming home to a silent empty house will be the fork in the road. It'll either compel him to get his shit together or drive him further into the bottle. I know which one would be more entertaining, but because of the children involved I also know which one I'm hoping for.
Me too.

I bet Rekieta holds a special place of hate in his heart for me. I am after all the, Kiwi Prude who decided to write his formal lolcow granting OP. Maybe that is faint praise on myself, but I doubt it. And I was SOFT on him. I wrote his OP like a tragedy and left lots of open ends for him to "pull up" as it were. All I have ever wanted for him was success. And now all I want from him is repentance. He was great once. He could have been great now.

But the price of forgiveness has become much steeper now. Its not enough to say "sorry". He needs to say what he is sorry for. A big complaint about my OP is that it read like a jilted fans "hate letter". Well yeah. Because that is what it is. I made the mistake of admiring this man, and seeing him betray the gifts he was given in favor of base temptation is claws on chalkboard. Especially since I know at least a few cents I gave him, were, on average, used to pay for the Cocaine he most definitely snorted in front of his children.

This more then anything infuriates me. I worked very hard for my money. I gave it to him, what little I did, because I enjoyed his content. And he rewarded my support with literal devil worship. And then had the absolute brass ball audacity to say that the Kiwi Prudes have "lost their way". No my brother in Christ, it is you who have lost your way.
 
Look, I agree he's a vile piece of shit and all, but speaking generally even when served with a search warrant I can understand not wanting to assist law enforcement in any way in carrying it out. If ones legal strategy going into this is contesting the grounds of issuing the warrant in the first place then handing over the keys to your house and safe could be construed as the defendant acknowledging the validity of the warrant and/or giving up ones fourth/fifth amendment rights and consenting to the search.

Until we see bodycam I think any statements made on how much danger the children were in when the police entered the home are pure speculation.
I get your point but like...
Imagine you own a fucking grinder and a scale to measure your 25 grams of cocaine properly, which you do in your house, where your 5 children reside, but what really matters is that police might be breaking your constitutional rights, that's the real issue here lol
 
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!
This motherfucker was caught with coke, ket and his side hoe, with police reports detailing how his house was in a complete state of disarray, and he's still doing the passive aggressive "people just see a glimpse of reality and think they know the full picture." Bro, how the fuck can you claim "nothing reported is accurate?" Like the cops were lying about you having drugs at your house?
Also the "I'm sorry (but not for what I did, just sorry for the disruption)." I was on the side of thinking he would come out of this being humiliated and go on an apology tour but now I realise he really has learned absolutely nothing and will continue to lie to his audience's face.
 
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