Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lancelot]

wow. What a prick.

Maybe I’m missing something but

I actually thought this story was worse. I had seen the clip of him mocking someone for “reaching out”. But I didn’t know that the full story was that he tried to help someone and did. Then when person went to hospital they log onto the farms to insult him.

Hence why he is mad at someone for (potentially falsely ) unloading upon him and then slamming him for not being his psychiatrist all night.

I’ve known plenty of people who express suicidality and if they are actually saying they want to do it a given night. They go to the hospital. You don’t just play patty cake with them and give e hugs and kisses with their surrogate online friend .

That’s nonsense and not healthy for them or your relationship with them .

 

[6MillionCoofs]

100% agree with you, some people come from absolutely horrific backgrounds and are never taught how to be anything else but a junkie without hopes and dreams. Ain't their fault. Life is a fucking bitch sometimes and i don't look down on them cause I was fucking privileged to even grow up in a non-addicted family. Lots of people don't have that, and it's sad.

That's gonna be Nicks' kids.
Observed alcoholism and drug abuse in childhood. It has been normalized to them. And then police is slamming through their door because their parents fucked up.
Nick had EVERY. SINGLE. RESOURCE. POSSIBLE. to raise children in the safest, comfiest, most loving environment in the world. VERY FEW people have that. Extended family, wealth, education, community, health - he had it all. He squandered it all. On dopamine hits. Piece of shit.

I’m still flabbergasted the family didn’t step in way earlier.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Nick's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning sale/possession of substances:

Kayla's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning neglect and knowingly permitting physical/sex abuse:

Just something to keep in mind going forward.

I'd at least give Nick and Kayla the benefit of the doubt that they'd protect their kids from getting diddled, so I wonder what physical abuse Kayla allowed, unless it's just related to the alleged neglect.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

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Of course law tubers right on cue to blame an forum of anonymous people for putting a gun to Nicks head. I've lost count how many times this blame game has happened...

 

[ForTheHoard]

On Kurt from Uncivil Law and his animosity towards the mandatory reporter.

Kurt is an incel with a hyperinflated sense of self worth. He spends a lot of money on dating consultants, premium boosts on his dating profiles, matchmaking services, personality coaches, etc. He is very successful in his field and makes very good money, and it makes him visibly confused and angry that women won't look past his Elliot Rodgers sense of sexual entitlement and accept him for his net worth. If you really want to piss him off, remind him of how much money, time, and effort he has invested in his love quest with zero ROI. I'm pretty sure he could find a long lasting and loving relationship with a homelier woman around his age. Frankly, Kurt is a 9 or a 10 for the ladies that work at my local library, and most of them would make an amazing wife to a guy like him. Kurt will never consider something like this because he's a public figure with a power job and lots of disposable income. If the chicks aren't under 30 and at least a Miami 8, they might as well be men.

That being said, he views Rekieta (and Branca to a certain degree) as a sexual tyrannosaurus that is to be idolized and emulated. Nick having threesomes on piles of pizza boxes with his (used to be moderately) hawt wife and super-hawt teenage (plus 10 years) girlfriend is what peak male performance looks like to Kurt. He gets so enamored with looking up to Nick's lifestyle that he totally ignores the fact that Nick's life, social network, children, and freedom are spiraling down the drain. It's all about getting his pee-pee touched and nothing else matters. Kurt is strung out on coom as much or more than Nick and Kayla are strung out on intoxicants.

Kurt will defend Nick to the grave because Kurt wants to be Nick, and anything that challenges Nick, challenges Kurt's fantasy of vicariously living (but mostly having sex) through Nick. He is patient zero for proving that it's impossible to buy social aptitude or charisma, and his sense of entitlement should be used in medical trials to treat women suffering from excessive vaginal wetness.

 

[Iron Hamster]

For some of them like mindset I agree but I doubt Megan or Kurt have been holding his feet to the fire, and even if they have there comes a point where you say "Okay I tried many times but you won't listen. Nice knowing you Nick."

To me it seems like the whole lot backed away from Nick. Especially after the legalbytes stuff (who has been surprisingly quiet here).

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Do you guys think Rekieta will actually stream today? I am curious to see if he'd actually attempt to challenge/overlap Metokur's timeslot in 6 hours from now. If he does it would clearly be out of spite. Imagine the streamsniping possibilities!

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There is also this tweet, and last night on her stream she ended up coincidentally having a perfect setup for a Rekieta joke but stopped and said "Nah, I won't punch down".

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The amount of restraint that Pippa had to summon to not make fun of Nick lmao. The Kirsche post with the Jim laugh was also pretty funny.

I have a question about Nick's arrest that I don't understand:

He had to pay 50K bail and has to maintain sobriety and be "law abiding" with surprise check-ups, or was a choice between the two?

 

[Finger Pistols]

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Null’s next interview with the lawyertube

So... Mr Rekieta. Who is the one that needs help raiseing money to post bail? Oh how the tables have turned Balldo man.

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Insane theory, but what if that is the reason that the bullet casing was in the same room as the coke orgy room? Was this nigga really that addicted that he was chasing better highs by using gunpowder on his cocaine?

 

[indomitable snowman]

That said, the Priest also has a duty of care to ALL his parishioners, and this includes Rekieta's kids. Which means he probably first went to Rekieta and told him to shape up. When that didn't happen, his duty shifted to the children.

I wonder if the pastor confronting Nick about this is the reason for much of his blasphemous rants. I can see Nick taking that as a narc injury and doing what he can to hide this from the church.
Eventually little Rekeita kid slips up in Sunday school or something that they're hungry and mom, dad and their new friends don't feed them.

 

[Kandinsky]

Has Nick drank enough for wet brain to set in yet ?

Oh God yes. Quick internet search says it only takes a few days to a few weeks for wet brain to develop, and homeboy has been hitting the bottle hard for some time. There is a chance that the brain can regain some plasticity, but that takes more time than it did to destroy it. He’s got a long road to recovery ahead if he so chooses it, but his mug shot tells me he thinks everyone else is an idiot and he’s in the right. Epic window licker.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I read only highlight, did Nick really used his kids as human shield when cops broke his door?

It’s true. Nick personally lifted up his child and held it in the way of a police officer aiming his gun while saying “I wish you a million civilians killed”

 

[break these cuffs]

Kurt is an incel with a hyperinflated sense of self worth. He spends a lot of money on dating consultants, premium boosts on his dating profiles, matchmaking services, personality coaches, etc. He is very successful in his field and makes very good money, and it makes him visibly confused and angry that women won't look past his Elliot Rodgers sense of sexual entitlement and accept him for his net worth. If you really want to piss him off, remind him of how much money, time, and effort he has invested in his love quest with zero ROI. I'm pretty sure he could find a long lasting and loving relationship with a homelier woman around his age. Frankly, Kurt is a 9 or a 10 for the ladies that work at my local library, and most of them would make an amazing wife to a guy like him. Kurt will never consider something like this because he's a public figure with a power job and lots of disposable income. If the chicks aren't under 30 and at least a Miami 8, they might as well be men.

With his disposable income he needs to just ask Greer the best brothel in Nevada and take a trip a few times a year.

 

[Harm]

Kayla's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning neglect and knowingly permitting physical/sex abuse:

Holy shit, fuck her too. If Nick gets the wall, then she does too.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I definitively think that April has some kind of cuckcake/homewrecker fetish. She is a Adriana Grade type. She gets off being the mistress of married men. I don't think that her fucking Aaron, when he was married; and then fucking another married man, Rekieta, was a coincidence. It explains why she would fuck such trash. Or maybe she is a star fucker.

 

[datura_binge]

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The amount of restraint that Pippa had to summon to not make fun of Nick lmao. The Kirsche post with the Jim laugh was also pretty funny.

I have a question about Nick's arrest that I don't understand:

He had to pay 50K bail and has to maintain sobriety and be "law abiding" with surprise check-ups, or was a choice between the two?

He either had to pay OR he had to do all the stuff. The 50k was unconditional bail, so it had no conditions. The other was conditional meaning he had to do all the things it listed as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Incidentally I have a lot of sympathy for Kayla, she's financially dependent on Nick, probably socially dependent on him as well.

I don't. Until she dissociates herself completely from this villainous piece of shit and does her goddamn job of protecting her kids, she can burn in the same Hell as Nick himself. She's equally guilty.

Unlike Nick, she actually has a potential redemption arc, but as long as she doesn't lift a lazy finger and continues to be an utterly useless whore to a villain, she's as worthless as he is.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Something tells me, he'll blame the ceiling cats in court for his arrest.

Ceiling cats are not mandatory reporters. It's an unfortunate omission in the law.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

To me it seems like the whole lot backed away from Nick. Especially after the legalbytes stuff (who has been surprisingly quiet here).

Less backing away and more schedules conflicted really heavily ais they all had their own channels.

They started backing away when it became nothing but drunk night streams, partially because they couldn’t do the time slot and partly because Nick became too drunk

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Kurt is an incel with a hyperinflated sense of self worth.

Kurt does give off incel prude vibes.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I have a question about Nick's arrest that I don't understand:

He had to pay 50K bail and has to maintain sobriety and be "law abiding" with surprise check-ups, or was a choice between the two?

unless someone has gotten greater clarity over this topic since yesterday, I think it's still an open question- but I believe it was a either\or in terms of the onerous provisions (checkups, piss tests, booze sobriety) versus the bond