Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CircuSphere]

Even the highlights for this thread seem to go on forever...

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

There is some element of truth here but the drugs that ruined Nick are success and excess. Kiwi farmers tell stories about mushroom trips they had 10 years ago in college and smoke grass while they listen to Ween records from the 90's. It takes money to support a coke habit, a lot of money. Nick decided at some point to live like a rock star and do whatever he wanted with his fat Youtube bag. Like Bossman Nick had a lot of time and resources to dedicate to his pursuits and very few people to hold him accountable for chasing the dragon.

Ban drugs, weed, make it Singapore style, I know guys love weed, but you'll end up like this.

Just allow alcohol and that's bad as it gets. The entire 'recreational drug' thing will eat you up and destroy all you. Nick wasn't using weed and was into the worst shit, but being easy on drugs leads to what we are seeing. It's a nightmare.

See the fact that you think alcohol is a lesser threat to society than weed tells me you don't understand drugs at all. Pot is a mood drug for most people akin to an anti-depressant. You can be buzzed out of your gourd on THC and have a great time playing blocks and coloring with the kids. Drugs have scenes, they have personalities, music, culture, history. Drugs aren't all just one interchangeable monolith with a carve out for coffee and beer. If Rackets was hitting dabs and playing x-box we wouldn't be having this conversation. Hell, if he was doing coke like a normal person and burning through an 8-ball over the weekend off camera we wouldn't be having this conversation.... but he had like 7 8-balls if the weights are correct, and he was so fucked up and gaunt that the streams were tantamount to cries for help. The drugs are just something to peruse, something to indulge in and chase for Nick, just like sex and mustang pulls. You can make anything a vice, if you embrace the LA mindset you can make everything a vice.

You can't party harder than everyone forever. Good Ol' Slurms taught me that, rest his future soul.

 

[Glowie]

SAD. PATHETIC!

I need to sleep. I've spent the entire day catching up. I'm certain I'll be fifty pages behind by the time I wake up.

If you turn your back this trainwreck will get worse and worse, ensuring that Nick gets lolcow of the year 2024 award.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Pot is a mood drug for most people akin to an anti-depressant.

Pot has been a proven gateway drug. Especially considering rekieta's only started this downturn when he Minnesota legalized weed.

But I'm mostly a straight edge guy who will probably never do drugs or alcohol. But the chronological downturn of the abuse was the weed legalization.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

High profiles like her and Gypsy Rose can do that, they are major network reality show level compared to April's WE/TLC level.

All of Ralph's ex baby mamas got new men. April will be fine.

 

[Oxyjen]

How many Bad Dragon dildos do you think will be on there? I'm going with 2. One on each side like they're joysticks.

I have to imagine, because bing refuses to draw it, a police press conference proudly displaying the finds from the bust. Amongst the bags of coke, drug paraphernalia and firearms there are numerous huge dildos, cuck cages and baldos.

 

[TurdThrower]

Fuckin hell finally caught up. Got to say that it is ironic that Nick has been talking about grifting off of Jim's death, yet Jim did the eulogy for Rekieta tonight.

 

[Sharpeteer]

We already heard from legalmindset that Nick actually reads his thread and is bothered by it.

You are a monster. Kill yourself.

 

[kokokrunch123]

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Good use of time.

Edit: Added "full context".

saul goodman wannabe might 0D on copium. nick needs to cancel his internet plan/ connection

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Who has the most retarded fanbase? Nick's locals? Evs? Or Joe's?

 

[parsnip]

Possible explanations for Nick since he doesn't seem to be able to come up with one..
1. null moved back to the US to destroy him and planted the drugs and weapons.
2. They've actually never used the master bedroom. The drugs and weapons must have belonged to whoever owned the house before them.
3. aliens?
4. The bedroom slips in and out of this plane of existence and sometimes comes back with new items in it.
5. His kids joined a secret cult led by the evil pastor and are plotting to send Nick to prison so they can get the family wealth to give to the cult.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I listened to Jim feel bad about Nick ruining his shit again and he was pretty god damn merciful. Wants the guy to get better, to fix things and for him to find what was left of that Nick Rekieta everyone liked. I just can't do it and I don't think anyone should.

That speech at the end where Jim says to Rackets "why the fuck did you throw your life for 5 minutes of pleasure" is like a disappointed dad talking to his son. While I disagree with Jim about Rackets turning his life around (he won't) I can understand where he is coming from. Jim is almost the death's door and has mellowed out as he gets more older and doesn't want to see people ruin their life that's why I think he was merciful to Rackets. But, Jim still gave more of a fruitful disavowal of Rackets's actions than any other lawtuber or youtube grifter who support nick right now or blame the pastor for "snitching" on their friend.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Who has the most retarded fanbase? Nick's locals? Evs? Or Joe's?

Nick Locals by far - look at the screenshots shared by Yandex, HackerX and others. I haven't seen more delusional folks in quite some time. Idk how those folks read and archive those without ending it all.

EVS fans? Still retarded, but it's not like they're looking at a meth addict and creating every excuse for the situation besides the obvious one. They just for some reason believe a black man that delivers comics on time is bad, and don't see any problem with a has-been crying about Eric July instead of finishing his books. Eric July to EVS fans is the "alt-right" to the extreme left back in 2017-2019.

Joe's audience is just Nick's but with a bit more detractors.

 

[TurdThrower]

Who has the most retarded fanbase? Nick's locals? Evs? Or Joe's?

Nick's locals based on what has been posted over here. EVS live chat is pretty retarded too, but it's no where near as bad as the Rekieta locals. Joe's first Rekieta reaction had people calling Rekieta out so it may not be that bad, though I've not seen anything since.

 

[TurdThrower]

Nick Locals by far - look at the screenshots shared by Yandex, HackerX and others. I haven't seen more delusional folks in quite some time. Idk how those folks read and archive those without ending it all.

EVS fans? Still retarded, but it's not like they're looking at a meth addict and creating every excuse for the situation besides the obvious one. They just for some reason believe a black man that delivers comics on time is bad, and don't see any problem with a has-been crying about Eric July instead of finishing his books. Eric July to EVS fans is the "alt-right" to the extreme left back in 2017-2019.

Joe's audience is just Nick's but with a bit more detractors.

exactly what I said

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Pot has been a proven gateway drug. Especially considering rekieta's only started this downturn when he Minnesota legalized weed.

But I'm mostly a straight edge guy who will probably never do drugs or alcohol. But the chronological downturn of the abuse was the weed legalization.

I'm not for drugs at all, but he was a degenerate fuck before weed's legalization.

 

[Major]

Naww liver failure will get him and it'll take a lot longer.

could shoot himself

 

[Father Balldo]

If I was Nick and watched Metokur's MAGNVM OPVS about me I'd want to rope myself.

 

[Sharpeteer]

exactly what I said

Saw that as soon as I clicked Post Reply, and thought that was funny too. Guess the answer was just that obvious.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

could shoot himself

With what gun? The cops confiscated them and if he is guilty he will be a felon and can't buy one.

 

[Oxyjen]

Happy Sunday, kiwis. Have a blessed, prudish and Scandinavian one.