“I want Jim to have one of those wheelchair with Bill Gates, where he’s sitting on Bill Gates lap, like rolling 12 miles an hour, he’s like 'I got super buff arms.' I don’t, Jim’s arms are way better than mine. And then, you think about it like, oh my god, if this man were at Hiroshima, he would need a fucking handicap ramp to survival. They didn’t even have those! They didn’t even have those they-they flash images of Japo’s on the wall…they put them into dust and made them into pudding for Dr. Phil or whatever…you’re like oh god what would’ve Jim done there? Like no he wouldn’t have done that, he would’ve been FDR. He would’ve been FDR, no he would’ve been an American president in his wheelchair, who rolled up, and then he would’ve died and left it to Eisenhower to solve the goddamn problem of the Japanese, Eisenhower created anime Jim! You didn’t! Why?! Why’d you lie to me?! Why’d you lie you said you created anime! You’re watching these big titty anime bitches noooo, no no no, you created the inner state highway system, you created legal drinking age twenty one, you created everything wrong with America! You tried to give it to FDR but it was Eisenhower! Eisenhower’s you. You’re like aw I have a wheelchair too. No you didn’t, no you didn’t Jim. You didn’t have a wheelchair you had internet access! And a Time Machine! And you went back, you dropped a bomb on the Japanese, thank you by the way, you should’ve done more, but you didn’t! Instead you left karaoke bars, sushi, what the fuck is wrong with you, big booty bitches, like knocking themselves…-anime ones! Cuz no Japanese women have an ass! They don’t have an ass because they don’t matter, because Japanese men just want a hand. A hand up and hand out just like the communists. They’re like, “oh wait, I can do this”…and then their hand becomes a futanari! Have you s-I know you know this!
Their hand, a slit opens up here like in vampire hunter D, and instead of a mouth…and intelligible conversation, a giant black cock comes out and they’re like “this is Elizabeth Warren” they…then they die fucking themselves. And you’re like, 'no this is good'”.