Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Haruka Konishi]

well we have to take aaron's words with a grain of salt. It conveniently makes him look less of a cuck and nick more of a cuck. while i despise rekieta, aaron talks more like a guy with a crush on keyla rather than a guy confessing other dude's wife is into him

 

[Schpoots]

Why are you guys still wondering? Weren't we noticing bruises on his face the past few months?

Those are your delusions again, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[thebigdream]

The early Kino Casino streams were funny but cringe in many ways. PPP made it wayyy too obvious that he was an outright troll and was only in this for the laughs. Pressed guests too hard and didn't give them enough room to speak, and generally came off as trying too hard to make people look bad.

Today's stream was actually great. I'm seriously impressed with how Ashton and Andy have improved as hosts. Andy still can't figure out tech which is fine, it's plays into his character. Andy is the lovable idiot who puts guests into a sense of comfort and ease, and Ashton hits them with well worded questions that makes the guest panic, but not run. You can tell when PPP presses Aaron how Aaron feels like he has to respond as quickly as possible to PPP's comments. Makes him come off as desperate to look good. He knows he's a scum bag and he hopes that by appeasing Ashton he'll win the audience over. But that's the trap, instead he just looks like a dumbass who's desperate to look cool and not like a fucking loser. Desperate really is the word.

The appropriate response to PPP pressing you is saying something like "why do you care so much?" and reversing the direction of the questions to highlight how PPP doesn't actually give a shit. But the guests being pressed are too dumb and desperate to look good to pass up an opportunity to get on their knees and give Ashton exactly the answer he's looking for. Ashton doesn't care if you say "yeah I did bad things" or "no I didn't do anything wrong", he just wants you to answer. That's the trap, and the only proper response is to not answer. But the combination of Andy putting the guests at ease and the guests being too retarded to realize what's going on is what really makes the guest tie their own noose, Ashton just hands them the rope.

When Kino Casino started I didn't really think it'd go too far. I thought it'd be obvious to any guest what the ploy was. This stream totally proved me wrong, and it was really enjoyable to listen to! Just don't let the success get to your heads. Or noses, rather.

I don't watch them regularly enough to say if it's normal now, but they also seem to have toned down the paypig aspect of their show. For awhile the Signalboot donos became obnoxious as hell which, combined with a sudden Ralph content drought and gay drama with Godwinson, really sunk the quality of their show into the abyss. This is a real return to form for them, and though I still can't stand Andy's monkey mannerisms, I agree that he puts guests at ease by taking the edge off PPP's criticisms.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Chrissy Mayer is the reason the two couples met, and Chrissy's Dad's murder is why they hung out the first night they met.

 

[AnOminous]

"Well he drinks a fair bit,
and we've realized that
he's also letting other men fuck his wife
With his harem of hoes and the coke up his nose,
we'll watch as he ruins his life"

The original song aged pretty poorly. Someone needs to update it.

Well he snorts lots of coke
And he's a huge joke
And he rents out his wife to total strangers
And to his kids
Who he rents out to yids
He's a bunch of dangers.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

he already says he's cooperating with police, and at least claims to be in a good relationship with his ex and that hes already told her all of this. Aaron is a annoying faggot that looks like a typical redditor so its easy to hate him but you're gonna be extremely disappointed if you're invested in him getting charged or losing custody of his kids or any of that because theres nothing to indicate thats going to happen at all.

A guy can hope

 

[Kurohige]

Aaron on Mayr's stream

Never thought I'd see a niche Internet streamer go on tour with various other niche e-celebrities to not discuss how he's basically on the borderline of receiving at least a criminal charge, but rather, "Hey, that guy's wife and I were making love! It was totally real, and hey, at least I got out in time! I'm such a scumbag!"

 

[TexOffender]

Chrissy Mayer is the reason the two couples met, and Chrissy's Dad's murder is why they hung out the first night they met.

An assassination started The Great Cuckening.

 

[Friendly Potato]

well we have to take aaron's words with a grain of salt. It conveniently makes him look less of a cuck and nick more of a cuck. while i despise rekieta, aaron talks more like a guy with a crush on keyla rather than a guy confessing other dude's wife is into him

His wife left him to live as a sex toy for Nick and Kayla's use. He's a total cuck, there's no way of getting away from it.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

My favorite part was that Rackets hits his head like retard when he isn't getting his way.

Quite impressive how two completely different people (Nick, Bossmanjack) end up exactly the same, self harming, erratic and on the brink of ruin. Wholesome drug moment, I hope they legalize fentanyl next.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

An assassination started The Great Cuckening.

God works in mysterious ways, I suppose

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

may as well make hay while the sun is shining

True, his 3 days of fame are almost up. Yeah the guy who's wife Nick Rekieta was banging on the side.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yeah years ago I read an article about some dude who was in for like 5-6 years who started a D&D group. Sounded like between D&D and working out it was a good way to pass the time.

Edit: I'd stay away from shit like Risk though in the pen, anything competitive for that matter, in order to avoid getting shanked.

Imagine waking up in the infirmary after you've been shanked and curb stomped. Doctor's like "was it a gang fight? A riot? Something personal?" and you have to explain "no, I fucking won a game of candyland and Bubbarone went apeshit."

 

[Father Balldo]

"Well he drinks a fair bit,
and we've realized that
he's also letting other men fuck his wife
With his harem of hoes and the coke up his nose,
we'll watch as he ruins his life"

The original song aged pretty poorly. Someone needs to update it.

"From the peaks of Peru,
to the hills of Colombia,
there's no one who cokesplains the cope better than Nick.
So snort up a line for the ones who are fine,
to make the corn that we have now."

 

[FiddleAFox]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

ethan ralph doing your typical shit take as he continues stuffing his fat retard face full of tortas in mejico
dick masterson might wind up getting a medallion mailed to him by someone, but it needs to happen naturally, it'll entirely depend on whether or not masterson is man enough to put one on or not
what an insane drop this turned out to be for rekieta, hope his kids are safe and sound

 

[CarlosDanger]

I never thought I would see a bigger cuck than Jack Murphy, yet here we are.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

GODDAMN what a FAGGOT. He just can't stop basking in the attention.

This is the most relevant he's ever been so of course he's gonna milk it. Personally I would just off myself if I ever busted my marriage and got into swinging and became a cuck who looked after the kids and cleaned the house while another banged my wife and coped by simping over a crack whore.

 

[FieldPiece]

you underestimate the power of the medallion.

Dick will be caught fucking a donkey or something in 2 years if he puts on the amulet

>Juju welcomes in the sonichu demon
>Goes to be le ebig libertarian and do some coke
>Snorts a fat rail
>Turns out there was a boner at the coke factory and clumso the drug clown accidentally gave him a bag of Bromo-Dragonfly, 2-CP, EA-3167, and MPTP all mixed together

The medallion can be as cruel as it wants with Dax, fuck that midget.

Spoiler: For those that don't know

Bromo-Dragonfly makes your arms and legs fall off. 2-CP is a guaranteed hellish nightmare trip, MPTP gives you Parkinson's, and EA-3167 basically makes you experience Event Horizon hell for a month

 

[Orc-Chud]

His wife left him to live as a sex toy for Nick and Kayla's use. He's a total cuck, there's no way of getting away from it.

Yeah even if everything he said is true, he’s still the ultimate cuck and nick won two ugly crackhead whores, while Aaron was sent home with divorce papers.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

I never thought I would see a bigger cuck than Jack Murphy, yet here we are.

I'd argue this story has two cucks worse than Murphy...