🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

"Pay to give us ideas we can use on the show and convince other people to throw money at us for nothing." It's pretty pathetic but I can't blame them, the Sam fans are morons looking for a hole to throw money into. I think these cash grabs are good for quick money but bad long term. They're basically trading good will for cash and there's a lot more cash than good will.

Its funny how this is an iteration on posting to twitter with "any ideas guys?" all the time towards the end of both seasons.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Its funny how this is an iteration on posting to twitter with "any ideas guys?" all the time towards the end of both seasons.

Safe to say most of the replies to those posts just get dumpstered

A semi-professional move would be to get a spare low level wigger, a taxcin type guy, to do data entry with every idea they got on Twitter and put them into a spreadsheet, tag them by type, filter the crap like "artificially inseminate the females" and maybe assign a quality score to each of them.

For every tard idea there's always a few good ones and considering how completely run dry they were at the end they should be hoarding ideas up front rather than waiting to ask when desperation strikes. Put on the spot it's hard to think of things, which is why they would wanna be getting people now while they're having good shower thoughts about it.

I know we like talking about bringing back memorable challenge arcs and multi day challenges for S3. they definitely need to think of challenges like those well in advance though.
If they plan to have something fun for several days they need to be confident it'll keep everyone's attention (unlike golden beetle and beach week which the contestants assumed was over constantly) and that the game elements of it won't break (milk and rice & Chris points)

 

[joker jimmy]

The quest menu is now active on the fishtank website.

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Wait, I thought you could pay to have the FISH complete a quest, which sounded cool. This is just having people submit ideas then charging money for them to be implemented? Does it cost money to submit a quest too?

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Wait, I thought you could pay to have the FISH complete a quest, which sounded cool. This is just having people submit ideas then charging money for them to be implemented? Does it cost money to submit a quest too?

It's a Sam Hyde production. Every single aspect involved has the purpose of fleecing the audience dry.

 

[The Tall Man]

I don’t know why she would if he didn’t want him there.

Almost like she decided she needs to isolate TJ.

What's funny about this is it's not like they're arguing about whether or not she is available on a particular date. The argument is over whether he is welcome at all. To which the answer is apparently no

The snaky succubus fears the honest Greg.

 

[Blackstar]

also, apologies for samefagging and the PL but she put me in a situation where i had to talk to dumb fucking jet neptune and his equally retarded lackeys after they left her stranded in an RI airport. she’s had people on her side fighting for her, real people not her autistic internet friends, and she ditched us because we don’t support her bpd mania.

When Summer was kicked off the show the wiggers put her on a flight with 3 connections, what the fuck were they thinking??? I know they're retarded but this is next-level.

 

[Aidan]

When Summer was kicked off the show the wiggers put her on a flight with 3 connections, what the fuck were they thinking??? I know they're retarded but this is next-level.
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I like how Jet says he was up until 8AM figuring out how his voicemails got hacked as if that is at all an unusual time for him to go to bed. That's like anyone else saying "I was up until 10PM figuring it out."

 

[Blackstar]

More drama, this time involving Rocky Stream

Sam Hyde livestream clipper Rocky Stream, whose channel no longer contains any past videos of his, has released a video concerning his origins being a clipper and, more importantly, his work with Fishtank seasons 1 and 2.
"What Happened to Rocky Stream"

*trying to post an archive video but having trouble with uploading it

Basic summary of the video from the comments section:
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[Rache Bartmoss]

LMAO

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On the other hand, Cole comes back to /bant/ explaining why he doesn't want to go to S2.5

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[Marche]

LMAO
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On the other hand, Cole comes back to /bant/ explaining why he doesn't want to go to S2.5
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He really is Jon 2,

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

LMAO
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On the other hand, Cole comes back to /bant/ explaining why he doesn't want to go to S2.5
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Nice fake humility from Jet there.

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Cole really seems mentally unwell, stuck in his head.
I don't think it would have been a terrible move to go on 2.5 for him. I as a viewer don't hold anything against him, I still like what he did in S2. Sure he acted like a Buffon since he left and that's cringy, but he had a good energy in the house and for what 2.5 is I think he would have been a good fit under ideal conditions, i.e. He is not an alcoholic anxious mess of a person.
Its just kind of sad.
this show is like a mental tornado to people susceptible to it, its crazy.

 

[Blindeye]

I feel vindicated for instantly pegging Cole as a neurotic, arrogant sperglord

Anyone else notice Greg trying to sidle up to Letty now? Despite how he was acting shortly after the show, lately he's been extra desperate to stay Fishtank-relevant and claw his way into inner circles

Hard to hold anything against him though because his brand of autism at least seems wholesome and pure-intentioned

 

[Blackstar]

Wes either implying Jimmy's a contestant or just baiting

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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Hard to hold anything against him though because his brand of autism at least seems wholesome and pure-intentioned

he's like a dolphin
dolphins rape
you only think he's wholesome and pure-intentioned because you think you're brighter than him
but he'd probably rape you

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I feel vindicated for instantly pegging Cole as a neurotic, arrogant sperglord

Same. I remember getting tons of dumb and autistic ratings for accurately calling out Cole as insufferable months ago. He's by far the most thin skinniest fish ever on the show. No one else comes close to the level of crying he's done. He just needs to move on with his life.

 

[Punitive Castration]

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Wes either implying Jimmy's a contestant or just baiting

i might be a genius here
i might be smart, and thinking of something that nobody else could have considered

BUT

do you think maybe they should have waited to share the gaslight ideas until AFTER the contestants have locked their phones up

 

[Blackstar]

Cole is way too fragile for Fishtank, anything bad happens and he's done. No way he would've made it through 2 weeks in the woods.

 

[Noble Redditor]

do you think maybe they should have waited to share the gaslight ideas until AFTER the contestants have locked their phones up

This made me laugh and it's such a good point, which makes it so much funnier because they won't even consider it. I don't think they're worried about surprising the fish at this point. Jet has described it as a LARP which makes it seem like the Fish will just be playing along.

 

[Steinercard]

LMAO I just remembered Vampire: The Masquerade LARPing use to be a thing, Jet you cringe faggot

I now have an image of Jet in my head arguing with an event ref about using Dominate to mind control female players and getting stroppy when told not to do that.

Someone is absolutely going to wander out of the show's designated camping area and either succumb to the elements or get shot by a homeowner.

That's the only thing that will make this shitshow entertaining and it's absolutely going to be Jon doing it.

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Jet suffers from extreme gamer brain it seems, he increasingly wants to videogame-ify Fishtank. "Fishtank" is quickly becoming a misnomer. Also seems like they're still figuring out how it's going to work at most levels.

Speaking as a GM for TTRPGs, I actually think Jet needs to think of Fishtank more like a TTRPG. Not in the sense of being gamified. More so the idea that as a GM you can't just railroad people into your dumb "story" because TTRPGs are not a "story" they're a game that's played by people. And those people drive the narrative. So forcing a story just retards what makes TTRPGs and Fishtank good. Fishtank works when the fish do stuff without Jet's retarded schemes.

Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

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Sam looks like a pretentious University professor who's gotten fed up and jaded with his students not taking his class or communism seriously.

I feel like Jimmy and Jon would hate each other. Jimmy is much smarter than Jon, but a huge social retard. Jon is a very arrogant retard and would feel like Jimmy was (probably correctly) talking down to him.

They would be excellent rivals.

God, imagine the sperg out and subsequent retard fight. That would make this retarded idea watchable as fuck.

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Betty's breaking down again and claiming that she has a condition where if she doesn't cut herself or masturbate every day, she gets a seizure.

Ah, she has Jimmy Syndrome. He talked about similar things himself. His arsehole would ache if he didn't wank at least once a day. It's a serious medical condition.

 

[retard strength II]

We know so little about how day-to-day is going to work for them and I know in my heart that is not because it is being kept secret, but because it isn't being planned out much if at all. Except for the vending machine! Progress!