Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mouse Cop]

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

I dont believe that. It's very easy to claim now that they were concerned and planning an intervention. Makes them look good and nobody can refute it.

 

[kokokrunch123]

Bro Nick openly made fun of Vic for being a fag. How can he say this isn't true?

Also is anyone really going to say Vic isn't gay????

this is kinda hard to explain. or maybe I'm just bad at expounding, but: a Normal dude Can tell if another person is gay/ a faggot. you Just know. I don't have any ill will towards Vic. but look at him. a fully-functioning dude can tell he's gay at first glance.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

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There's always that group of mouth breathing retards that believe every goddamn conspiracy theory under the sun. For fucks sake he put kids at risk, how can anyone defend that?

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

this is kinda hard to explain. or maybe I'm just bad at expounding, but: a Normal dude Can tell if another person is gay/ a faggot. you Just know. I don't have any ill will towards Vic. but look at him. a fully-functioning dude can tell he's gay at first glance.

Who cares? If anything he should have claimed he was to help with the defamation suit, not that it would have made Ty Beard a better lawyer...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Camelot Hookers and Drugs Slip:

He talks a little bit more about it after before, somebody should post the full clip where he talks in more detail about this. It's not really a slip.

EDIT:

@Not Who You Think you clipped the wrong thing. He talked in more detail about it a couple minutes before that super chat.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Why do so many of the Noseguard legit look like closeted homosexuals?

Some of them probably are. I remember there being rumors that EVS is in the closet, although my only source for that is a 4chan greentext that was doing the rounds years ago.

 

[Shark Senpai]

How are these retards going to react when they find out it was one of the kids that talked to the pastor?

Let me try.
"The pastor manipulated and betrayed a kid showing genuine concern for his parents, how dare he! And how could the police have probable cause if it's just hearsay from a pastor from a kid? THE WARRANT IS ILLEGAL AND THAT FLAG HAS GOLD FRINGES WHICH MEANS THEY WERE TRYING TO COURT MARTIAL HIM AS PART OF A DEEP STATE PLOT!"

 

[feral cat #6385]

I suggested that Nick may have gotten his shiner from rolling off the bed in a stupor and hitting the nightstand, so I CAN believe it, but I now think it's more likely he gave himself the black eye during a literal tard rage or that Kayla punched him.

Fight Club II starring Nick Rekieta

Maybe Rekieta tried sucking his own dick and just hit himself in the eye with his own cock?

No. He passed out while he was licking the bottle.

(The joke I wanted to use has already been used 1,000 times so I had to improvise.)

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

I don't believe any of that bullshit. "Oh, we were just about to intervene. Oopsie."

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Some of them probably are. I remember there being rumors that EVS is in the closet, although my only source for that is a 4chan greentext that was doing the rounds years ago.

They like effeminate looking men like Nick and Aaron

 

[Stupor Mario]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806

Do any of these people realize that fighting tooth and nail to defend (alleged, soon to be proven) child neglectors/abusers might not be a good look, lol?

 

[Heed Not]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

He's literally lying. Minnesota 's exemption for clergy states that a member of clergy does not HAVE to (i.e are exempt from penalty if they do not) report based on privileged information obtained in a confessional manner or for spiritual guidance. It is at their discretion to do so.

So even if he got the information that made him want to report via confessional or something similar (already an assumption by barnes) he is still legally protected in reporting.

“A member of the clergy is not required …to report information that is otherwise privileged under section 595.02 subd. 1(c)” [260E.06 (subd. 1(2))]

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Barnes was blown out of the water so thoroughly that he looks like a straight up liar. I wonder if he's trying to get Nick to hire him by being such a suck up.

Nick needs to hire Barnes as he is the only attorney with a path to victory via appeals. If he appeals enough issues, surely at some point he'll win an appeal.

 

[Young_Griff]

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Do any of these people realize that fighting tooth and nail to defend (alleged, soon to be proven) child neglectors/abusers might not be a good look, lol?

Nope. They are nearly as delusional as the balldo man himself. (Ps. Barnes has always been a fag with his unlit cigars in every stream)

 

[MySonDavid]

Random thought: I wish I could go back in time to the drunk stream and, for the first and only time, give Nick superchat money to ask him what his children would think if they saw him in that conditions. I'm willing ot bet his answer would have been "My children see me like this all the time!".

 

[JCDenthog]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

Any speculation on the search warrant and how it relates to the pastor is just that, speculation. Nobody has the affidavits for the search warrants, nobody knows what's inside that affidavit, and certainly none of the lawtube grifters know either. This is just Barnes circling the wagon doing some thin balldo line shit of "we have to protect our own"

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I was just curious about how often motions to suppress evidence work out in the defendant's favor and I found this article from 1991. It's very dated, obviously, and the sample size isn't huge, but it basically shows that the chances of the charges getting tossed because of an issue with the search warrant are very slim, empirically speaking.

also, i think that one reason that evidence was excluded was when a warrant and probable cause was issued on-the-spot (e.g., the cop "smelled marijuana" or something). if the police built their case in the week since the report on the 16th and came ready to find drugs based on a warrant for drugs (whose probable cause was established by something/someone we don't yet know), which i think was the case, then i think the chances are very low. the chance for a fuck-up seems to be higher when an officer needs a warrant on-the-spot and procedure isn't followed or the probable cause is weak. if they actually had time to build probable cause, expecting the police to fail at such a basic level seems like wishful thinking.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Funny how so many of the grifters with a religious tinge really hate this pastor

 

[Captain Manning]

Camelot Hookers and Drugs Slip:

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@elb

You'll want this. I'm sure out duck friend here would even let you use his clip to ease your workload.

Bro, we probably don't see eye to eye on many things, but for this I hope you find $20 on the ground.

TUG has always been grifting scum. I knew that since the early days of Weebwars. I couldn't figure out why a CG guy would care about Weebwars. Then it became clear when I saw the $$$ that was rolling in.

Also, I don't recall us disagreeing on much other than maybe Metokur. Thank you for the hope I find a lost Jackson though.

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

Yeah, no shit, Barnes. We figured that out already. Sean even said as much last night on the KC.

They had to have way more to get a warrant. Which they presumably had, because a judge signed off on the fucking thing.

Which, by the way, is bad for your boy.

But, by all means, keep spouting bullshit about how the warrant is defective, and this is some grand conspiracy against Nick by the Biden Administration or some shit. Even though you know about as much as anybody else what probable cause existed. Everybody here finds it amusing. Especially if it fuels Nick's "ODD."

Christ, I am happy Null has Hardin. I hope he never uses you again. I like this website too much.

 

[maguyver16]

"In some fights, Nick would walk out, hitting himself in the head like a ape"

Another big nosed self harmer. But Larson is a brain damaged tard, Nick supposedly has a law degree and a big house and (previous) successes, wtf is his excuse?

6-17 iirc

Look I feel bad for his kids and all that, but you would think that you wouldn't need an adult to fix your spaghettios for you at that point. I would make canned ravioli for myself by the time i was like 7-8 years old, not trying to mogg them or whatever.

You literally open the can, pour the contents in a bowl, and microwave the bowl with a paper towel on top of it for like 2 minutes. Or cook them in a pot on the stove if you're a chef, it's not that hard to pull off.

Those kids being homeschooled really saved them from the public school retardation, huh?

Didn't it turn out that the Narnia kids all died in a train crash?

wat?

Is that one of those "Ed Edd and Eddy kids were all really in Purgatory" style fan theories?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Really starting to loathe all of Nick's retarded fanboys.

Love how they're saying that Aaron got "cucked" without acknowledging that their hero got just as cucked. Maybe worse if you believe the "he needed Viagra from me while Kayla and I did snow angels" story.

I'm more loathing the attorneys & other ecelebs than the average fanboy.