Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Barnes and Viva are both going with government conspiracy. Which is both funny and infuriating.


EVS is... no joke... trying to blame Eric July for this shit somehow. Which is argument so dumb it's actually dumber than what Viva and Barnes are both going for.

EVS will never stop trying to blame EJ. The guy mentions him in every stream that he is on, while Eric just continues to do his own thing.

 

[Absurdity]

Has anyone seen what Drex has as his pfp now? It’s Nick in his blackface with a Jack Murphy beard.

Cursed image if ever there was one.

 

[TurdThrower]

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The noseguarding never ends. Balldo is their sacred cow

Yeah shut the fuck up when someone when someone puts five fucking children in a shit situation.

 

[anionfarflung]

Ah ok I don’t really pay attention to people’s pfp that much so I saw that and thought it was hilarious because now with Cokieta’s confirmed wife swapping.

It was definitely blackface lawyer at least because that's meta, but I don't remember the beard. I might not be remembering correctly though. Maybe Drex is angry to find out Nick and Kayla swing but never propositioned him.

 

[John Wicks taint]

This lady reeked like death every Monday morning and would take "naps" on the break room couch and always had "food poisoning" or "the flu" that lasted until Monday afternoon.

Alcoholics are always making up reasons for being hung over and a hot mess. Worked with a woman that hid a bottle of vodka in the toilet tank. People could smell it on her but they could never find the bottle. She got so bad, and missed so much work that she claimed to have cancer. The company finally fired her.

I look forward to Nick continuing to get on the wrong side of the law and having more "fun" in correctional faculties.

I bet he doesn't make it to his hearing in August. I think this train wreck is just beginning. I don't see a redemption arc for Nick.

The amount of Rekieta's friends and dicksuckers suddenly acting flabbergasted as if it wasn't fucking obvious to any retard with half a brain is egregious.

Some people don't want to believe what is staring them right in the face. I have personally seen people on a personal path to self destruction, and their friends and family refused to believe until it was way too late. Walking away from it is sometimes all you can do.

Most of lawtube is just detestable faggots and losers. I get so confused about why we give a fuck about lawyers, I always thought they were scumbag fucks.

Unvarnished truth. Most lawyers are complete scum bags that would sell you down the river in a heartbeat. Isn't it ironic that most politicians are lawyers.

 

[Red Frida]

I expect this thought to be lost in the torrent of posts but the worst part about Kurt ball washing Nick is how Nick specifically tried to sabotage Kurt's professional reputation at least once by playing gotcha concerning the comparison of Michelle Obama to ancient Egyptian police, attack baboons, and criminals and then trying to get Kurt to say which one he meant. Especially when it was obvious given Nick is not nearly as clever as he thinks he is that the comparison Nick made was obviously to a baboon considering how often the right-wing insults her appearance.
My point is Nick is not a friend to begin with for Kurt and Kurt's still ball washing the child endangerment pope. Pathetic, really.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

She looked so healthy at one point, full rosy cheeks, and then turned into "Gollum At Home".

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Even with the massive cocaine fueled weight loss, Kayla looks like she’s most definitely had a jawline implant and possibly a lower eyelid blepharoplasty. Fillers wouldn’t even be able to achieve that sharp line.
I remember Nick talking about “mommy makeovers” and how he finds fake tits as attractive as real ones around the time that he was driving Kayla a lot to the twin cities for “medical stuff” and staying there overnight sometimes.
So in addition to her mommy makeover, she’s probably had more done.

Wow. She looks like a grandma here with her first child (?) Check out that hairstyle. She still looks worlds more feminine than today.

I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:
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[Tiny Chinaman]

Alcoholics are always making up reasons for being hung over and a hot mess. Worked with a woman that hid a bottle of vodka in the toilet tank. People could smell it on her but they could never find the bottle. She got so bad, and missed so much work that she claimed to have cancer. The company finally fired her.

I bet he doesn't make it to his hearing in August. I think this train wreck is just beginning. I don't see a redemption arc for Nick.

Some people don't want to believe what is staring them right in the face. I have personally seen people on a personal path to self destruction, and their friends and family refused to believe until it was way too late. Walking away from it is sometimes all you can do.

Unvarnished truth. Most lawyers are complete scum bags that would sell you down the river in a heartbeat. Isn't it ironic that most politicians are lawyers.

Agents of the Talmud, all of em ✡︎

 

[TurdThrower]

God, I hate TUG.

Dude reiterated tonight how Rekieta's first message after getting out of jail was funny. Fuck him. A lot of these shitbags would be calling for heads if it was someone that they did not like instead of it being Rekieta.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

If Aaron is to be believed, there's a chance that Nick gave himself the black eye during one of his (alleged) fits of tard rage.
I can't help but wonder if Nick was like this when he was a kid.

If Aaron is saying that, hes probably just protecting Kayla since he's in love with her.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If Aaron is saying that, hes probably just protecting Kayla since he's in love with her.

But Aaron also said that Kayla threw stuff at Nick. I don’t think it’s protectionn just he does not know who did it.

 

[TurdThrower]

Also obligatory 'grr Farms grr' but he's also saying the coke was 'obvious'.

Reminds me of when I played EVE. "Grrr Gons. Gons bad. Hat Gons."

 

[mfalkner]

Archive everything. This shit is gone already. Now we need an explanation of what happened in the clip.

wow incredible thanks for linking a privated youtube video really helped us out

I'm literally watching it now, I don't know why the link broke.

https://www.youtube.com/live/MPbr55hC7hE?si=wx5c_URUBJZt6yd1

 

[Young_Griff]

While the clip of Kurt applying what appears to be LawLube to his backside is gaining traction on MoshiMoshiMoan’s X, the original cooking stream from 9 months ago gets very interesting at the 1:59:45 mark, where he talks about inviting young childless women over to enjoy his creation of pizza casserole and drinks. While shoveling this atrocity down his gullet, he makes some disturbing clarifications for women under the age of 18 who are also invited, but not if they cross state lines:
https://www.youtube.com/live/9qOZEk-Lw3M?si=BbRhmUZEPBmN-0gC

I’m aware that the age of consent in Texas is 17 years old, but it is still disturbing even with his serpentine lawyerly talk.

Holy fuck, this needs to be archived. Kurt gets the wall 1000%. Jeez, I honestly can't believe he just spoke those thoughts aloud.

Edit: Linked to the wrong post

 

[Ok Gimme Your Password]

I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:
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This is actually really sad, and after seeing this picture it really hit me hard. If you didn't know who this was, you would think this is just a picture of a happy mother and her kid, and envision all the happy memories that would come with them growing up together. But what really happened 15 years later is the kids are at the grandparents, mom and dad are facing drug charges, the dirty home, the swinging, the drugs and prostitutes. How they needed to ask the other man who sleeps in their parents bedrooms for food. Truly sad and despicable, and I don't fault the pastor at all for making the call he did, he might very well have known them back when the picture was taken too. Great find though.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I'm literally watching it now, I don't know why the link broke.

https://www.youtube.com/live/MPbr55hC7hE?si=B8VgR0XKV9W1bGgV

archive everything

 

[3MMA]

https://x.com/Mister_Yonofui/status/1795150862660092097

at least the memes from this shit show have been funny.

That was pretty good.
Slightly NSFW

Spoiler: local copy

Tweet from OP.

“Happy to help!”
(ETA:Guest starring Daxipad & Vaedo.)

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Holy fuck, this needs to be archived. Kurt gets the wall 1000%. Jeez, I honestly can't believe he just spoke those thoughts aloud.

Stop doing cocaine, Rekieta.
Btw, how does it feel not having those pesky kids around?
ACK ACK ACK!
Who fucking cares!?

 

[Gay Mouth]

I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:
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This might be the perfect comparison. Nick has a habit of revising history to fit his narrative. Since they turned 40 and Nick has decided he's a sexual dynamo who needs to focus on fucking whores and railing coke, and transforming Kayla into a crackwhore to facilitate his pimping and dealing, he's claimed Kayla was some hawt cheerleader, the ONLY hot and sexy skinny pornesque woman at school that could catch his eye.

Nick is a 4/10. He's skinny, gawky, has an absolute beet-red beezer, has been bitch-titted at times. He was lucky to score a cute smiley girl like Kayla. They came up together. His supposed status as a lawyer and catching Kayla as a wife was the thin line between him and a kiss less virgin with rage like Kurt.

Kayla wasn't ever that cute. She's had her moments, and Nick rightly identified that she was a huge catch for his bloodline genetically. He couldn't believe his luck and happily and easily married her and got her to work being pregnant and making his babies.

They had five kids in 11 years, with several miscarriages along the way. She was scarred, physically and mentally. We know she was on a range of psychotropics by the time her youngest baby was 4, and by that time Nick described her as crazy.

But in the picture above, she was probably 23-25, holding her first boy on her lap, smiling for a candid snap while they camped. Maybe she was having a bit of a dowdy phase, she hadn't lost the baby weight and her hair was short and awkward. Which is better? Her happy? before his mental abuse thinned her out to a skeleton, marred her skin with stupid tattoos, wanned her face to bones poking through wax? Or 15 years later, utterly turned out as a crack whore, ransomed to some degenerate loser radio host so her loving husband of her whole life could snort coke off a whore's ass?

When Nick tasted success as a streamer, it was the first time he wasn't lovingly propped up and supported by family. It went to his head and he began obsessing and projecting his porn-molded ideas about his wife's body onto her. She gave in; got the surgeries, got coke-skinny and endlessly sexually permissive. She let her husband get snaked from her by some little girl ten years younger than her.

The plain Jane in that photo was happily married to a dork who knew he was lucky to have her. They built five lives and twenty years together, and for what? To blow it all up for nothing.

I think they'll get divorced if Kayla can have the clarity to see he utterly betrayed her.

 

[TurdThrower]

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Dude says he thinks hookers and strippers are gross but he mentions going to The Pony 2 (strip club in his area, I live close to him) when responding to a superchat in his stream tonight.