Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Young_Griff]

Stop doing cocaine, Rekieta.

My bad, still getting used to the Farms and my fat fingers were covered in Cocaine

 

[Devout Muslim]

this caused me to go down the rabbit hole as to how a balldo actually worked. i thought the penis and balls all went into the same part, not that it attached to the balls of a man like phallic pendulum with the penis flapping around on top of it. i can't fathom how anyone could enjoy it. just use a real dildo.

There’s a WIRED article which says it sucks and hurts your balls.

It must be either a gimmick novelty gift or a ball-crushing fetish toy. The balldo itself appears to be only three inches. Given its lack of, ah, endowment, I’d suggest the only viable position is cowgirl. To use it therefore involves the woman pleasuring herself on top of the man while crushing his balls. It’s a fetish toy.

 

[Two by Four]

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Cuck Kurt got this wiped from YouTube with DMCA claims a couple years back. I present this again here as transformative parody of classic video dating and critique of Kurt being an insecure autistic incel.

So Kurt's a fat, ugly, Rodney Alcala - good to know. Do we have a sweepstake running on if he murders a prostitute or troons out first? No bets if he an hero's beforehand.

 

[Young_Griff]

So Kurt's a fat, ugly, Rodney Alcala - good to know. Do we have a sweepstake running on if he murders a prostitute or troons out first? No bets if he an hero's beforehand.

Kurt's most obvious trajectory is to an Hero. If you have ever watched him in a stream he obsessively reads chat and it's obvious he let's negative comments effect him. He is not built for being a streamer of any sort.

 

[TurdThrower]

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lmao

lol I saw that during the stream

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

My bad, still getting used to the Farms and my fat fingers were covered in Cocaine

Your jokes suck and you should kill yourself.

 

[Two by Four]

There’s a WIRED article which says it sucks and hurts your balls.

It must be either a gimmick novelty gift or a ball-crushing fetish toy. The balldo itself appears to be only three inches. Given its lack of, ah, endowment, I’d suggest the only viable position is cowgirl. To use it therefore involves the woman pleasuring herself on top of the man while crushing his balls. It’s a fetish toy.

Balldo confirmed to be the "Dark Souls of Sex" - I fucking hate journalists.

Kurt's most obvious trajectory is to an Hero. If you have ever watched him in a stream he obsessively reads chat and it's obvious he let's negative comments effect him. He is not built for being a streamer of any sort.

I'll give you 10:1 that he offs a hooker first.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

Lawtuber

Someday you’ll crash and burn

But I’ll put you in an urn

And usher you into the Farms…

Facing jail time

and court fees that boggle the mind

Your children can’t sleep at night

Watching their father self-harm

---

If the Internet decides

That you can’t be satisfied

And your giant fucking nose

Snorts up all the coke in sight

If there’s no one to blame but you

And that cursed Sonichu charm...

I’ll usher you into the Farms…

---

You taught homeschool

You were opposed to all the right rules

We all used to think “This guy’s cool!”

But now you’re a fixture of the Farms.

What happened Nick?

Was it your whiskey-dick?

When I see you, it makes me sick

You’re nothing but ego and smarm...

---

Your career has fucking died

‘Cause Our Wife wasn’t satisfied

You let Steel Toe fuck her raw

And then you slowly lost your mind

Went from alcoholic to junkie

(Note the track marks on your arms)

So I’ll usher you into the Farms...

Sing along!

 

[DHugo]

You let the police catch you?
Say it wasn't you.

 

[Heed Not]

Holy fuck, this needs to be archived.

Got you covered. I'll upload the clipped segment if the original goes down without anyone else having downloaded it so Null doesn't fly back to the states and strangle me for archiving 2 hour video on his site.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

There’s a WIRED article which says it sucks and hurts your balls.

It must be either a gimmick novelty gift or a ball-crushing fetish toy. The balldo itself appears to be only three inches. Given its lack of, ah, endowment, I’d suggest the only viable position is cowgirl. To use it therefore involves the woman pleasuring herself on top of the man while crushing his balls. It’s a fetish toy.

The author referring to the balldo as dadaism but for sex got a hearty chuckle out of me.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:
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KAYLA ENJOYERS WE HAVE BEEN REDEEMED!!!

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Dude reiterated tonight how Rekieta's first message after getting out of jail was funny. Fuck him. A lot of these shitbags would be calling for heads if it was someone that they did not like instead of it being Rekieta.

Fuck that hillbilly. He was moral fagging hard and almost fake crying when talking about the kids involved yet still stuck up for Nick. Talking out of both sides of his inbred mouth.

 

[Blue Stitch]

I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:
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Where did you find that? Just out of curiosity.

It's horrible what happened here...

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Thomas Roiloup posted this clip from a few years ago.
His behavior appears to be the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqjZCa30anU

 

[Young_Griff]

Thomas Roiloup posted this clip from a few years ago.
His behavior appears to be the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqjZCa30anU

Wow, he was always an insufferable prick wasn't he. Can't believe I didn't notice.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Lawtuber

Someday you’ll crash and burn

But I’ll put you in an urn

And usher you into the Farms…

Facing jail time

and court fees that boggle the mind

Your children can’t sleep at night

Watching their father self-harm

---

If the Internet decides

That you can’t be satisfied

And your giant fucking nose

Snorts up all the coke in sight

If there’s no one to blame but you

And that cursed Sonichu charm...

I’ll usher you into the Farms…

---

You taught homeschool

You were opposed to all the right rules

We all used to think “This guy’s cool!”

But now you’re a fixture of the Farms.

What happened Nick?

Was it your whiskey-dick?

When I see you, it makes me sick

You’re nothing but ego and smarm...

---

Your career has fucking died

‘Cause Our Wife wasn’t satisfied

You let Steel Toe fuck her raw

And then you slowly lost your mind

Went from alcoholic to junkie

(Note the track marks on your arms)

So I’ll usher you into the Farms...


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Sing along!

Sound mix sucks shit. Do you retarded niggers not know how to sound gate?

 

[Particle Bored]

While the clip of Kurt applying what appears to be LawLube to his backside is gaining traction on MoshiMoshiMoan’s X,

 

[anionfarflung]

The plain Jane in that photo was happily married to a dork who knew he was lucky to have her.

Could you imagine being this lucky as a dork?

 

[EyeGuy]

I looked up the denomination of their church and I was a little bit surprised at first. Why would someone like Rackets belong to a "radical pietistic" congregation?

Then I went on their website and it all clicked:

"Tyrone is my brother in Christ... *and* my Eskimo bro."