Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Slur Generator]

Thought I'd check out some recent pics of her (the example you gave is a few years old I believe) and well...
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Fuck. Someone born in the 2000s shouldn't look like this. More money than sense.

Looks like a 40 year old that had too much work done.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Pete Burns lives!

Jesus Christ. The man was fucking gorgeous. I hate what Hollywood does to people.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Jesus Christ. The man was fucking gorgeous. I hate what Hollywood does to people.

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The secret to not aging is buying a penis pump that fits around your head.

 

[Brain Power]

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Noah Cyrus has the pillow face going on. She was a cute kid. Those cheeks are giving me Billy the Puppet vibes.

Thought I'd check out some recent pics of her (the example you gave is a few years old I believe) and well...
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Fuck. Someone born in the 2000s shouldn't look like this. More money than sense.

This trend of 20 somethings and younger getting lots of fillers/botox/who knows what else needs to DIE. Millie Bobby Brown is another one that looks at least twice her age despite being barely an adult.

 

[ENDTOPII]

No fucking way.

Spoiler: LMAO

 

[Elysian]

No fucking way.

Spoiler: LMAO

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I’m like 90% sure people voted for Jeremy Clarkson for the lulz since Tom Holland came second and is the complete opposite of him. Also this poll only existed on an Ashley Madison-esque dating site for married people called IllicitEncounters so I don’t think the sample size was very high.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Crosspost from A+N:

Inside the Penis-Filler Boom​

It’s a warm Tuesday in early May, and I’m a block from the historic New York Public Library building in midtown staring at a penis. It’s semi-erect and bleeding slightly, but there’s gauze on hand to soak things up. Bobbing in and out from under the skin at the shaft is an inch-long needle (technically a cannula since it’s not sharp and is going into a small hole already created by a needle) attached to a syringe that contains hyaluronic acid. This same type of filler that’s been injected into countless lips is now being used to pursue a plumper, thicker look — except in this case, it’s one most people won’t see.

Dressed in all black, wearing purple medical gloves, and displaying the no-nonsense demeanor of someone who’s lost track of how many penises he’s seen in his career is Chris Bustamante, 32, known to many online as Injector Chris. We’re at Lushful Aesthetics, the clinic he runs as a licensed nurse practitioner and where this procedure, penile-girth enhancement (also known as penis filler), has quickly become the bulk of his working life.

As Bustamante injects five vials first into the sides of the shaft, then six more around the glans (if you’re picturing a mushroom as the head of a penis, that’s the glans, and he is injecting around the base rim of the dome), he sweeps the needle slightly from side to side, then uses his thumbs to massage out any filler lumps, sculpting through what he calls “transitional zones” like a potter smoothing an edge of clay.

.On X, he reposts videos from gay adult creators with massive followings whom have received discounts or free procedures in exchange for sharing clips of them undergoing penis enhancement or laser-hair removal on their butts and scrotums. “Loving the GIRTH, I feel in my hands, and in between some cheeks…or mouth,” one such performer told his 150,000 followers. “Check out @InjectorChris for penis filler! ”

Before he leaves, Tommy also has some injections of Botox into his anus (“Holetox”), which can make bottoming easier by relaxing the anal sphincter muscles, but which for Tommy, a top, is more to help with anal fissures. It’s just one of a number of below-the-belt services that Bustamante offers, including chemical peels to clear up skin on the butt, an “instant” Brazilian butt lift that makes use of fillers, Botox for the penis to make it look larger when flaccid, Botox for the scrotum to help it hang lower and prevent sweating, and shockwave therapy to help with erections.

Well on his way to becoming bogged, somewhere between stages 2 and 3.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They were so handsome. May they rest in peace.

 

[Otterly]

Were the bogdanofs all plastic surgery or was there some weird medical condition too? They almost look like they have some kind of overgrowth going on as well as all the plastic.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Were the bogdanofs all plastic surgery or was there some weird medical condition too? They almost look like they have some kind of overgrowth going on as well as all the plastic.

Think they had similar fillers to the woman who had cement shoved in her face or the filemant version of enchancers that keeps growing once its implanted due to inflammation.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Good to see this Agent of Bog being posted already, motherfucker gives me the heebie-jeebies. Not to mention that retarded penis filler thing, even if i had ten dicks i wouldn't let some flaming homo inject shit into my penis and risk ending up with a Bogged member. Especially not to the tune of $26k. Insanity.

 

[PandaChai]

Good to see this Agent of Bog being posted already, motherfucker gives me the heebie-jeebies. Not to mention that retarded penis filler thing, even if i had ten dicks i wouldn't let some flaming homo inject shit into my penis and risk ending up with a Bogged member. Especially not to the tune of $26k. Insanity.

Agreed. Out of the most morbid of curiosity I clicked one of the links which showed the procedure in action and my own junk retreated so quickly I might have to change my username to TrandaChai.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Were the bogdanofs all plastic surgery or was there some weird medical condition too? They almost look like they have some kind of overgrowth going on as well as all the plastic.

They never admitted to having plastic surgery-they claimed their appearances were due to an "experiment". So who knows what they did to their faces, although it's likely it's just fillers taken way too far.

 

[The Feline Solution]

they claimed their appearances were due to an "experiment"

I mean, just by looking at them, this doesn't even sound like that much of a lie

That 2004 picture is truly horrifying, wanna go on a date with the Amazing Monkey Boys?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Were the bogdanofs all plastic surgery or was there some weird medical condition too? They almost look like they have some kind of overgrowth going on as well as all the plastic.

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They never admitted to having plastic surgery-they claimed their appearances were due to an "experiment". So who knows what they did to their faces, although it's likely it's just fillers taken way too far.

The condition they claimed/were believed to have is called acromegaly.


I could see it being a combination of plastic surgery and a medical condition, mostly because the shape of their faces stayed pretty consistent though the decades. The Bog twins never really pillowed out the way you'd expect from someone who'd simply overdone fillers.

 

[glass_houses]

I could see it being a combination of plastic surgery and a medical condition, mostly because the shape of their faces stayed pretty consistent though the decades. The Bog twins never really pillowed out the way you'd expect from someone who'd simply overdone fillers.

Yeah, I can see this too. Their faces are too close in appearance for it just to be acromegaly or a similar disorder. Even as identical twins with the same disorder, they'd still end up lopsided and looking different to each other because of how random hormone fluctuations can be. If they did have acromegaly, they would likely have started with corrective procedures that quickly morphed into a plastic surgery addiction, both from vanity and a compulsive need to resemble each other. Most twins are pretty normal and are basically siblings who happen to share the same birthday, but the few who do get weird get really weird, because they're in this tiny private world with just each other to bounce off.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Yeah, I can see this too. Their faces are too close in appearance for it just to be acromegaly or a similar disorder. Even as identical twins with the same disorder, they'd still end up lopsided and looking different to each other because of how random hormone fluctuations can be. If they did have acromegaly, they would likely have started with corrective procedures that quickly morphed into a plastic surgery addiction, both from vanity and a compulsive need to resemble each other. Most twins are pretty normal and are basically siblings who happen to share the same birthday, but the few who do get weird get really weird, because they're in this tiny private world with just each other to bounce off.

Plastic surgery is one hell of a drug. We've all thought "if I had a million dollars, I'd get ___ fixed". Most of us can only ever dream of it, but some people have the money to do it. Once they fix that one thing, they find something else they want to fix. They fix it, but there's something else that they didn't notice needed to be fixed, so they get that fixed, too. Rinse and repeat until they look like nothing like their natural self. Look what happened to the first proto-MeToo victim, Michael Jackson. He was fucking gorgeous before he started going under the knife.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Plastic surgery is one hell of a drug. We've all thought "if I had a million dollars, I'd get ___ fixed".

Did we? Not even trying to fuck with you but is this really a common sentiment?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Did we? Not even trying to fuck with you but is this really a common sentiment?

My dude, I'm not saying literally everyone has that exact thought. I'm saying we all have something about our body that we'd like to change. A birthmark, loose skin, a big nose, stretch marks, oddly shaped nipples... the list goes on. Most of us would never be wealthy enough to even consider getting those things fixed a possibility.

 

[glass_houses]

Did we? Not even trying to fuck with you but is this really a common sentiment?

Everyone has things on their body that they're unhappy with, as @My cravat doesn't flutter said. It's nice to dream about how beautiful you could be if you had all the money for beauty treatments, just like it's nice to dream about living in a mansion, swapping out your trusty sedan for a Ferrari etc. Everyone thinks, "Wouldn't it be nice if I had the money to-" even though if they really thought about it, they'd have to admit that it's not something that they'd actually like irl.