Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ForTheHoard]

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The Cringe wh*te lawyer:
- Mommy's boy voice
- Autistic
- Cries at Internet shit (lol)
- Fat
- Cursed by Ra
- Bald
- Cringe

VS
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THE CHAD MAHOGANY SUN GOD LAWYER
- Quick
- Highly socialized
- Glorious mane of hair
- High T
- Blessed by Ra
- BBC
- Great tie

If someone bet me a week ago that I would be laughing at Virgin Kurt vs. Chad Nate memes today, I'd be $100 poorer.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hey Barnes, prove your boy's innocence by putting your money where your mouth is. Buy the footage, stream it 100% in full, no edits, no cuts, just raw footage.

Show everyone.

 

[polar bear]

Helpful Advice For Nick

1. Hire a Mexican
2. Rent a digger
3. Get Juan to dig a hole
4. Lay down in it with Kayla
5. Tell Juan to bury you alive

Cheaper, faster, better for environment

 

[Polyboros2]

That $3000 is gonna get paid, we don't didn't need to crowdfund, in fact I won't be surprised if the police department makes a cool $12,000 by the end of the day.

We just gotta hope whoever pays for it isn't too much of a fag about it.

 

[Jex]

Is that 50 hours spread out over 10 people working at the same time so it’s done within a day or two, or is that 50 hours where each person does their part and then sends it to the next person all while being slowed down by safeguarding and this and that form so it takes a couple weeks?

 

[DumbDude43]

The women in Ralph's life had enough sense to grab the kids and run. To get the kids out of the situation. Ralph has better taste in women than Baldo. They at least have some basic human instincts. Which both Kayla and April clearly lack.

they bailed on ralph because he's a broke ass bum and also severely mistreated them way worse than nick ever did kayla

 

[DaleMcGuy]

We can still see your likes, Nick. If you are sticking to Barnes lolbert conspiracy as defense, you are so screwed.
We can all see it just like your spiral the past 2 years.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Robert Barnes has blocked Nate the negro over the Nick drama.

https://x.com/natethelawyer/status/1795503136351654064

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First Dax v Eric July and now Barnes v Nate. Why does life conspire to make me back niggers.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Realistically how long is it before someone pony's up the 3K? I know 1 of you has them NEET bucks.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Eventually little Rekeita kid slips up in Sunday school or something that they're hungry and mom, dad and their new friends don't feed them.

I was right. It was Sunday School teachers.
What POS Nick and his wife are.


To Officer Quin Pomplun, I salute you and I wonder if you ended up reading the thread here. o7

 

[dustnight]

Even Adam & Sitch are talking about the warrant now

 

[6MillionCoofs]

1. Hire a Mexican
2. Rent a digger
3. Get Juan to dig a hole
4. Lay down in it with Kayla
5. Tell Juan to bury you alive

Cheaper, faster, better for environment

Indeed. I only posted my list because someone said to point out all the advice he has been given before.

 

[Malaika]

Jesus christ man, Uncivil Law really is just a lonely autist isn't he? I actually feel kind of bad for him.

 

[SargonF00t]

So when Nick said straight after getting out of jail, that he just wanted to see his kids, I guess that was so he could not feed them again.

 

[MadStan]

I'm not lawtube so I'm not sure if you're lumping me in with this statement but I figured I'd respond anyways since I've talked about it at some length in this thread: my concern with the execution of the warrant is not connected to the acquisition thereof.

We didn't previously have the warrant so I tried not to jump to conclusions, instead carving out the specific potential execution problem I saw while agreeing with the plain observations so many others have noted.

Having now read the warrant I am glad I didn't bandwagon on the malicious prosecution angle, because good God Barnes sounds like a goddamn lunatic.

We all expect Nick's attorney to attack the warrant on grounds of bias from the judge, and many are doing just that, but I predict there's actually more than the usual amount of evidence in a warrant like this. The pastor's report may itself be largely hearsay but while investigating the officer built a solid probable cause foundation from numerous sources, including voluntarily uploaded footage from Nick himself. It's possible he beats one or all charges but there's simply no question of the investigation's legitimacy; this warrant request was served on a silver platter.

To quote myself:

If nick attempts to challenge the grounds based on prejudice or bias he will only look more the fool. What is his argument? That if a defendant insults every judge in a state we should allow jurisdiction to move out of state? Judges…judge and is it the judges fault he keeps appearing before the court? Will his appeal read “dear appeals court, I keep having legal issues and appear before the same court in my area - this is totally unjust and I demand a new judge for every crime I commit! BTW yer honors, if someone insulted me I’d be prejudicial and therefore everyone else is. Besides yer honor, you too look like a fag, so I wanna to the Supreme Court now, cause there’s a nigga on it and I like niggas.”

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

We all expect Nick's attorney to attack the warrant on grounds of bias from the judge

Which is a very silly defense anyway, and might lead to the novel legal strategy of filming yourself leveling personal insults against every judge in your jurisdiction, so none of them can sign off on legal action against you without being biased!

 

[Null]

I'd put $100 down I know we shouldn't tip the cows or touch poop. How bout it @Null?

Let me try something I've never done before. I will ask for the email.

 

[Mikoyan]

Jesus christ man, Uncivil Law really is just a lonely autist isn't he. I actually feel kind of bad for him

Even at the height of his involvement on the big Rackets Streams, he'd have some really sad personal streams talking about how lonely he was.

 

[thegreatestheroeverinhist]

We just gotta hope whoever pays for it isn't too much of a fag about it.

Oh, I assure you, I WILL BE

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So when Nick said straight after getting out of jail, that he just wanted to see his kids, I guess that was so he could not feed them again.

Or he wanted to hide behind his daughter some more.