Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

It seems like she has these little breakdowns when she feels ignored. I'm sure we all remember Josh calling her constantly during her first few freakouts.

Well, he never called her this time. He didn't come into her chat and offer sweet talk. Jessica continued drinking until she was muttering about hating herself and started vomiting.

Overall, Jessica's livestreams are a bit like playing Resident Evil 7.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

It's weird because Cobes has/had this reputation of being a hardcore incel reactionary dude but he literally goes out of his way to entertain the retarded pronoun bullshit not a single other person in Wyoming would humor. I always feel disappointed when I see him add in some shit about "they thems" like he did in his recent memorial day video. It's like Josh who do you think you are even impressing with that virtue signaling?

Yeah, that's one thing Sonichu Psychology and Cobra have in common. For Psycholichu I don't doubt that it's all fully internalized, since mental healthcare sweeps troons under the rug by validating their problems. But for Cobes I think it's something he does just so The Troles don't have another thing to flag him for. Not that it stops them, especially when Cobra gives them the perfect ammunition with the Talking Tom videos. But everything surrounding those is retarded: the app is retarded, the voice is retarded, what Cobes says is retarded, the redditors that choose to pounce on those videos specifically are retarded. Whenever Cobra gets a strike on his channel it's always for the most retarded reasons. I don't think even getting pinched for pronouns could top the quagmire of retardation that results from the boy summoning his feline familiar. It's all simply too... retarded.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Well, he never called her this time.

Well... I heard some buzzing and ringing during the stream. So maybe he tried? Or someone close to her tried, but she was too out of it to care, or maybe hear.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

showers are a want, not a need.

I can just imagine the reek of Tactical Soap and vodka coming off of him when he opened the door for Clint.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

For Psycholichu I don't doubt that it's all fully internalized,

Psycholichu honestly believes null knowingly hosted CP and has denounced the farms. Here's part of the transcript from his evolution video.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Psycholichu honestly believes null knowingly hosted CP and has denounced the farms. Here's part of the transcript from his evolution video.

AND he said Null became Chris’ tard wrangler for his own personal gain.

 

[TheTourist]

AND he said Null became Chris’ tard wrangler for his own personal gain.

the very notion that Null has benefitted from wrangling Chris in any capacity is insane if not wholly laughable.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Sonichu Psychology has done a psychoanalysis video on Cobes. For the uninitiated SP is a supposed mental health professional with a master’s degree who mostly does Chris-centric content but has branched off to other cows recently. His credentials are very questionable and has likely been catfished by people pretending to be Bluespike and Idea Guys for interviews.

I don’t mind YouTubers who make cobra content if they come at it from a creative or interesting angle. I don’t even care if it fucking sucks at least do something original and interesting something that adds some value even if it’s just entertainment or discussion. Make something cool with cobra lore or videos don’t just regurgitate recaps of videos or lame summaries of his life. Bitesize gets a pass though

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I sort of wish Josh got into a video game, and just obsessively played it. I could care less what it was but watching him stream live while having a sperg out, distract him from a lot of shit. He must be too bad ass for video games.

It's not that he's too bad ass, I just think GTA got a little too honest with him.

 

[3deadniggers]

It's weird because Cobes has/had this reputation of being a hardcore incel reactionary dude but he literally goes out of his way to entertain the retarded pronoun bullshit not a single other person in Wyoming would humor. I always feel disappointed when I see him add in some shit about "they thems" like he did in his recent memorial day video. It's like Josh who do you think you are even impressing with that virtue signaling?

Cobes isn't smart enough to virtue signal. He's had being respectful beaten into him by Clint so he's not signalling anything but he's autistic and thinks he's following standard practice by including them. Which is weird since the MRA stuff he watches rejects the concept.

Well... I heard some buzzing and ringing during the stream. So maybe he tried? Or someone close to her tried, but she was too out of it to care, or maybe hear.

Do trolls not call NAL to make her explode even harder when she's like this? She's really unpopular and trolls would have an easy angle to mess with her.

the very notion that Null has benefitted from wrangling Chris in any capacity is insane if not wholly laughable.

Different groups have stolen Chris away for long periods of time and tried to keep all they did to him off the internet. Running a forum with a large user base dedicated to that person and acting as a gate way into your forum makes Chris disappearing really bad for you. Null wrangling Chris wasn't all good will, there were reasons for him to keep Chris close.

 

[BullfrogBill]

We know Reddit is wrong to call Josh a pedo and say he's a danger to women but how much of a sicko is he really? Do we know what stuff he watches on Chaturbate? The cuck thing made me wonder what his boundaries are for those kind of things.

We do know that Cobes loves fart porn

 

[Slim Boglim]

We know Reddit is wrong to call Josh a pedo and say he's a danger to women but how much of a sicko is he really? Do we know what stuff he watches on Chaturbate? The cuck thing made me wonder what his boundaries are for those kind of things.

As others shared he just like girl on girl stuff. Masturbation stuff. Bimbos, goth chicks etc. basically he avoids porn with men in it and prefers solo or lesbian porn. Aside from that he has a fart fetish so… what level of sicko shit that is is up to the eye of the beholder

 

[anliteralidiot]

Do trolls not call NAL to make her explode even harder when she's like this? She's really unpopular and trolls would have an easy angle to mess with her.

No idea, but I think she's actually refrained from doxing her number. She said she changed it after her friend gave it out, and if more trolls had it you would expect to hear it go off more.

 

[TheTourist]

Different groups have stolen Chris away for long periods of time and tried to keep all they did to him off the internet. Running a forum with a large user base dedicated to that person and acting as a gate way into your forum makes Chris disappearing really bad for you. Null wrangling Chris wasn't all good will, there were reasons for him to keep Chris close.

Correct. It goes without saying; Chris benefits, or rather, had benefitted from Null's intervention, not the other way around. This is Null's charge, his curse.

 

[3deadniggers]

Correct. It goes without saying; Chris benefits, or rather, had benefitted from Null's intervention, not the other way around. This is Null's charge, his curse.

Did I get my post backwards? They both benefited. Chris is a cash cow for kiwi farms, he's the gate way drug for most people.

 

[TheTourist]

Did I get my post backwards? They both benefited. Chris is a cash cow for kiwi farms, he's the gate way drug for most people.

I should have clarified that the way I see it; Chris benefitted more. But I digress.

 

[Potion_Time]

We do know that Cobes loves fart porn

 

[Slim Boglim]

Goes INSANELY hard.

Shoutout to Cobes who inexplicable set up his twitter to tweet out all his YouTube likes and had gems like these

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Every time I made the accursed cheeseburger tater tot casserole that everyone always loves, I think of this man and how much he would probably enjoy it.

You cook off hamburger, and mix it with lots of ketchup, mustard, relish, and thinly sliced onions, and a little bit of shredded cheese. You put that in a casserole dish (or hotel pans in my case) and then put more shredded cheese, and then finally, a layer of frozen tater tots.

It cooks really well from frozen and I'll admit it's tasty. But I can't eat it without thinking, "Cobes would try to make this but also add two bags of chips and a bunch of ranch somehow."

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Goes INSANELY hard.

Shoutout to Cobes who inexplicable set up his twitter to tweet out all his YouTube likes and had gems like these
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I wonder if he does this as a showcase for 'hidden gems'?