Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Seems the bog witch can't catch a break. As was foretold.
Banned one day after getting partnered :story:

Also, she said she wanted to be a maestro growing up. Was it ever confirmed that her brother is the successful concert pianist, or just someone with the same name and ears? If so, that's hilarious and explains a lot.
 
No. Some bipolar guy tricked Cobra into believing he was rich and he was making a cartoon, he strung him along for months filling his head with delusions of grandeur. Turns out he was just some ex-ED moderator that was ousted for having child porn who eventually grew up to date a minor porn star that likes to piss on him in public for money.
Never forget, it was the cuck porn that made cobra turn on ole split tongue/beefcase. Not the threatening of friends, not the compulsive lies, not even the attempt to steal his channel. No, it was the fact that he did cuck porn with his ewhore gf(and was broke except for her money). Dude was SUCH an obvious trol. Absolutely EVERYBODY tried to warn cobes. Courtney, museum, big chin Howard stern orbiter, EVERYBODY. Stupid autismo the nipple dancer dad was also taken in. Just goes to show that the burger doesn't fall far from the apple grip.
 
Sonichu Psychology has done a psychoanalysis video on Cobes. For the uninitiated SP is a supposed mental health professional with a master’s degree who mostly does Chris-centric content but has branched off to other cows recently. His credentials are very questionable and has likely been catfished by people pretending to be Bluespike and Idea Guys for interviews.

 
Banned one day after getting partnered :story:

Also, she said she wanted to be a maestro growing up. Was it ever confirmed that her brother is the successful concert pianist, or just someone with the same name and ears? If so, that's hilarious and explains a lot.
she's been partnered for a few days, if you go by this:

She said she wanted to be an architect... now she wanted to be a maestra? She's got no rhythm! How are you going to conduct an ensemble with no rhythm!
 
she's been partnered for a few days, if you go by this:

She said she wanted to be an architect... now she wanted to be a maestra? She's got no rhythm! How are you going to conduct an ensemble with no rhythm!
I believe she is an affiliate, not partnered, which is just Twitch's jew ass way of making you think you actually are doing something on their platform. Any retard can get affiliate, takes like 50 views consecutively for 7 days with a minimum stream length, but she won't make any money if she is not pumping over 1000 views and having people sub. Which no one should be giving this vapid cesspool of hate shit, hopefully. And with a 3rd ban, I think Twitch is a 3 strikes you're out type deal. But not 100% sure what she was banned for and if she can appeal it.

I sort of wish Josh got into a video game, and just obsessively played it. I could care less what it was but watching him stream live while having a sperg out, distract him from a lot of shit. He must be too bad ass for video games.
 
I’m gonna miss watching him strut around the apartment with his little corgi legs. This new setup is not ideal but I digress.

On the topic of a-logniggers, I’m glad cobes hasn’t caught the gaze of the normies on tiktok at least as much as daniel Larson and worldoftshirts. I would see comments wishing for their deaths and when I clicked on the author it would be a Stanley cup girl with her Instagram link in her bio making videos of herself shaking her ass or lipsnyching over a sound bite of some niggress chimping out at a drive thru.
 
I hope the Nal saga is finally over. It’s the worst saga since Chazz. The dumb bitch thought she was gonna inject herself into the bog life and steal his money. Fuck off.
These two people being what they are and together already sets a shelf life on the relationship.

- Jessica is an emotionally unstable alcoholic who seeks validation desperately on an almost 24/7 basis and will manipulate everyone around her to get it through sex, sympathy baiting or suicide baiting.

- Josh is a self-involved delusional alcoholic man who doesn't give a fuck about giving or receiving validation, cannot be cajoled, persuaded or reasoned with and has an understanding of relationships that comes from Leave It To Beaver.

What she wants, Josh will never give her. What Josh wants, Jessica can never give him. You need to make concessions on how your lives work if you share one, you have to be calm and reasonable about it. It's absolutely necessary for any relationship to work beyond 3 months and neither of them are reasonable people in their own ways. The fact that they live states apart is the only thing that's keeping them together right now, if they lived together this relationship would be over in like 3 weeks tops and it would end with Jessica leaving in a cop car. I hope they start living together if only to achieve that result.
 
Just a spoonful boys and you too can reach Boglim biome levels of disease immunity
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We know Reddit is wrong to call Josh a pedo and say he's a danger to women but how much of a sicko is he really? Do we know what stuff he watches on Chaturbate? The cuck thing made me wonder what his boundaries are for those kind of things.
We actually do know what kind of porn Cobes watches because he has an Xvideos account which uses a real photo of himself and it's basically all lesbian girl on girl stuff. Women making out and having sex with each other stuff like that. Nothing super extreme and nothing really creepy (I mean it's creepy but it's not sicko shit)
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Here is the link to his favorites in case you want to know what he jerks off to NSFW obviously https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/kingcobra666420
 
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We know Reddit is wrong to call Josh a pedo and say he's a danger to women but how much of a sicko is he really? Do we know what stuff he watches on Chaturbate? The cuck thing made me wonder what his boundaries are for those kind of things.
Forgive me if I'm wrong here and it has been found out, I would assume he can crank his hog to anything in fishnets or that matches his "goth" search. Outside of that I don't think he very interesting. Him and Jessica seem to be okay with a 3 some as long as its another girl because Josh is straight, not gay. But I do not recall him talking about anything super weird, if he has it didn't really stick out. Just typical awkward dude shit. I don't think he a danger to women at all outside of giving them a yeast infection or an STI, at minimum food poisoning.

Speaking of food poisoning, I would like for him to make a cook book. Release that arsenal he has been stocking up. Such classics as Dank Apple Pie and Dank Mac and Cheese, plus those taters. I would buy a Cobes cookbook.

To be fair, I don't think Josh really cares what NAL does, he might be secretly waiting for her to cheat so it gives him a good reason to dump her. I don't think he even udnerstands what a cuck is or if he is being cucked. But I could be wrong, he could be a bone-a-fide freak. Never really thought about what Cobes is into like that. Maybe some trailer park princess will sweep him off his stub feets.

I mean, who wouldn't want a drink after watching your woman blow up your phone, piss in a box on stream, huff duster on stream, and puke in her own bed...on stream!

Shit is stressful, toobz but I digress.
Having Jessica in his life is a legitimate reason to day drink or stay drunk, which seem to be what he does when she is around. He got himself a catch.
 
To be fair, I don't think Josh really cares what NAL does, he might be secretly waiting for her to cheat so it gives him a good reason to dump her. I don't think he even udnerstands what a cuck is or if he is being cucked. But I could be wrong, he could be a bone-a-fide freak. Never really thought about what Cobes is into like that. Maybe some trailer park princess will sweep him off his stub feets.
Cobes isn't as dumb with women as we give him credit for. He often susses out their whoreish ways and tells them to fuck off and lol dead kids when they get out of hand. He probably thought he could have NAL round for some of age pussy and now he's letting her act like an idiot online while he does his thing. As long as she doesn't do something that causes drama for him he won't tell her to leave, but he won't give attention to her like she wants.
 
For the uninitiated SP is a supposed mental health professional with a master’s degree who mostly does Chris-centric content but has branched off to other cows recently. His credentials are very questionable and has likely been catfished by people pretending to be Bluespike and Idea Guys for interviews.
He's also a bit of a pansy. Very much a pronoun respecter and does everything to be as unoffensive as possible. Like a walking, talking, video making padded room. Guess it makes sense if he works with crazies.
 
He's also a bit of a pansy. Very much a pronoun respecter and does everything to be as unoffensive as possible. Like a walking, talking, video making padded room. Guess it makes sense if he works with crazies.
It's weird because Cobes has/had this reputation of being a hardcore incel reactionary dude but he literally goes out of his way to entertain the retarded pronoun bullshit not a single other person in Wyoming would humor. I always feel disappointed when I see him add in some shit about "they thems" like he did in his recent memorial day video. It's like Josh who do you think you are even impressing with that virtue signaling?
 
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