Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[snort beg snort]

Ngl he kinda slapped that shit

 

[Swamp Thang]

Was this The Rodfellows movie?

Always been a bit curious about what happened there.

I don't remember which series it was, I just remember him bragging about being a hollywood celebrity for doing voices on a comedy central show, but he also wouldn't go to online meetings or do anything beyond accepting it so it eventually fell through.

I think the same kind of thing that happened with fishtank where he gets an offer and just doesn't do anything after accepting it. Which kind of worked out for him because season 2 of fishtank was kind of garbo.

 

[Captain Ahab]

The funny thing about autistic people is that they sometimes copy normie behavior without truly understanding it so it comes off funny.

Josh‘s approach to music is truly fascinating to me. He seems completely oblivious to fundamental concepts like melody, harmony or rhythm. It’s like he can’t tell the difference between random noise with distortion and actual music.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The funny thing about autistic people is that they sometimes copy normie behavior without truly understanding it so it comes off funny.

Josh‘s approach to music is truly fascinating to me. He seems completely oblivious to fundamental concepts like melody, harmony or rhythm. It’s like he can’t tell the difference between random noise with distortion and actual music.

I have a degree in music, so I'm qualified to judge his skills.

It's called rubato, trole.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Turkey Tom made the "Diet: Slop Beer Cigs" cobes video 10(ten) days ago. He also left a lot out and it seems he's getting lazier with his deep dives. I think someone needs to do the same deepdive on him.

Can’t believe the dude glossed over the job corps saga and failed to mention Cobes fucked a grapefruit. Aside from meeting Steph and losing his virginity that’s like the one notable thing that happened. Dude clearly just watched a bunch of bitesize and then regurgitated second hand info to his viewer base and missed a ton of notable or interesting things.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Turkey Tom made the "Diet: Slop Beer Cigs" cobes video 10(ten) days ago. He also left a lot out and it seems he's getting lazier with his deep dives. I think someone needs to do the same deepdive on him.

The glutinous amount of content in such short time frames had me questioning.

Teeth aren't lookin good toobs

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I guess because he had toothaches for such a long time he doesn't notice pain because he's so used to it at this point.

 

['Ole Dente]

Was this The Rodfellows movie?

Always been a bit curious about what happened there.

No. Some bipolar guy tricked Cobra into believing he was rich and he was making a cartoon, he strung him along for months filling his head with delusions of grandeur. Turns out he was just some ex-ED moderator that was ousted for having child porn who eventually grew up to date a minor porn star that likes to piss on him in public for money.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

The funny thing about autistic people is that they sometimes copy normie behavior without truly understanding it so it comes off funny.

Josh‘s approach to music is truly fascinating to me. He seems completely oblivious to fundamental concepts like melody, harmony or rhythm. It’s like he can’t tell the difference between random noise with distortion and actual music.

There's a SnakeBones episode where either Seizure or the guest makes a comment on how Cobes himself can differentiate a "terrible" vocal cover vs one he feels like he's knocked out of the park.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Another anthem cover

Already looking more like a proper Boglim lair with the posters on the wall.

 

[Molly Millions]

Some crackhead named Musicman has a message for Jessica

He seems perturbed

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Members of this KingcobraJFS facebook group looked at the Farms and couldn't handle the heat
At least we're not the ones making fun of an autistic addict with our real names and selfies attached to our post.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Some crackhead named Musicman has a message for Jessica

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He seems perturbed

Oh, Bill! He's been lightly trolled by MusicBizMarty before, and he's actually got some good songs. I can't find it, but N-Word Island is genuinely funny. Supposedly Too Many Jews is good too, but man...
You gotta go

 

[Mushroom King]

Did no one notice his curtains? He didn't buy curtains for every window before he moved in. Those curtains have been there for 20+ years, are the trailer parks not photographed by Google? Why didn't someone just check for those curtains? They're in every window.




It's in every window.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Already looking more like a proper Boglim lair with the posters on the wall.

Monster ass poster front and center, TWU.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Monster ass poster front and center, TWU.

Just noticed the used liquor bottles on the bookshelf too. Papa Nips really let him keep all his signature decor.

 

[semitooth]

Another anthem cover

i love the little pause he does after each melody, the gears trying to turn in his head "what am i supposed to play after that"
also i don't think he's ever once been able to get the first intro riff right he just gave up figuring out what fret it was on and plucks openly lmfao.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Another anthem cover

I feel like Cobes made this video just for me. I think that's the best Star Spangled Banner rendition I've ever heard him do. Good job Cobes, good job!

ETA I have been pretty bummed since he got kicked out. I was worried the content dry spell was going to last 6 years. This one feels like a bit of a throwback, and he's started setting up his YouTube room, has the energy to pull out the guitar, I think we're back in business boys and girls! I hope he goes live, even though he's not allowed to go live BOY!

 

[Image Crisis]

Did no one notice his curtains? He didn't buy curtains for every window before he moved in. Those curtains have been there for 20+ years, are the trailer parks not photographed by Google? Why didn't someone just check for those curtains? They're in every window.


It's in every window.

Can't see the curtains really but it looks like his unit is on the main road into the park, right on a corner. The cracks in the driveway match up to the photo in the sale listing.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Monster ass poster front and center, TWU.

Shoutout to the fan who sent that thing. Cobes seems to love it and us as an audience get to enjoy the absurdity of it

 

[Jobama]

Can’t believe the dude glossed over the job corps saga and failed to mention Cobes fucked a grapefruit. Aside from meeting Steph and losing his virginity that’s like the one notable thing that happened. Dude clearly just watched a bunch of bitesize and then regurgitated second hand info to his viewer base and missed a ton of notable or interesting things.

I watched Tar Man’s reaction to it because I didn’t want to give Tom any views and he made a good point about Tom is essentially just a voice actor. He obviously has a team of people who edit and do research for him. The worst part is how he’ll talk in the first person during his videos and say stuff like “during my research” when he clearly has someone doing it for him.