Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
I was wondering why he reuploaded this then I realized he had uplaoded it to facebook
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Yeah, he literally just reuploaded an old fb video from when he was suspended from youtube. But don't tell the reddit schizos over at theboglim. They got their own psychotic headcanon.

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Shinkai said:
So ya boy has some things in the works that I won't be discussing on livestream.
*No more than several seconds later*
NOW IM GONNA BE PUTTING MY ALL INTO THIS VOICE ACTING GIG I JUST SIGNED
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Then he'll go into a loop and repeatedly reveal every single piece of information that could possibly violate the NDA.

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What a horrible day to have eyes
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There has to be an idiomatic word in German for the resigned, world-weary acceptance I felt as a result of clicking on that.

A jaded apathy so strong it's a feeling itself; one that is only possible when something exactly meets your expectations, with a vague sense of disappointment in yourself that you thought it would be anything different.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Better not dip below 100k again BOY!

You see I’m torn on this. On the one hand it’d be hilarious but on the other that’d just encourage more shit touchers. You think Cobes would break an NDA? If they did successfully get Chris on he 100% would have broken it by bragging about it on Twitter.
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I mean, he did shut up about the trailer. It was NAL that revealed it, and told us. I think you could get him to keep quiet about it with the right setup, but it would have to be really specific.

I want him in Smiling Friends because I think he fits, and it'd be funny. They wanted ChrisChan, so why not try for Cobes?
 
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bonified retard said:
Yeah, he literally just reuploaded an old fb video from when he was suspended from youtube. But don't tell the reddit schizos over at theboglim. They got their own psychotic headcanon.

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It’s so funny watching them cook up theories of cobra playing 4d chess. They think he’s simultaneously too retarded to exist outside of a group home but not too retarded to have a job, too retarded to see through all their trolling efforts yet intelligent enough to come up with plans to do shit like deleting and re-uploading videos in a ploy to obfuscate the truth of where he lives.

To them cobra is at once the dumbest man on the planet incapable of doing anything correctly and somehow also smart enough to come up with manipulative schemes to scam and trick his audience
 
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I stayed away from lolcows for 5 months, and I come back to find out cobes has broken his dry spell and now lives in a trailer? Did Puff come back?

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Was searching Reddit earlier to see if any new Cobra subreddits were created or active, and I came across NaL apparently cheating on Cobra a week or so before she had went to visit him? I don't know if this is Redditors roleplaying as NaL or something that's years old so take it with a grain of salt, especially since it doesn't match her current PFP on Instagram (which I'm assuming these messages were shared on?)
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Cobes has two penis holes?
 
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Autistic Anti-Hero said:
I stayed away from lolcows for 5 months, and I come back to find out cobes has broken his dry spell and now lives in a trailer? Did Puff come back?


Cobes has two penis holes?
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We had this conversation months ago. No this is some redditor that sexted NaL so he could send the texts to cobra to make him upset except nobody, including Cobes, gave a shit and the guy sexted with with a nasty bog cow for nothing
 
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Autistic Anti-Hero said:
We didn't have anything.
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Slim Boglim said:
Sexting with a slug to own the Bog
Seems like way more of a self-own to me fucking hell
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It’s been discussed

Edit: to be clear I’m not trying to be snarky or trying to shut down conversation just wanted to show we talked about it before and where to find that original conversation about the topic since people probably missed it the first time around
 
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anliteralidiot said:
did this post also have the nudes?
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On r/the_boglim? I think so but if I remember correctly I didn’t save them cause I didn’t want that cursed nasty shit on any hard drive. Pretty sure I just saved a couple screens to get the point across and linked the thread so people could see the rest of it themselves. So yeah actually it’s good you did repost it.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
That Turkey Tom fag just made a video on our boy…

Expect a lot of newfags and a flood of donashuns if he ever goes live again
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Turkey Tom made the "Diet: Slop Beer Cigs" cobes video 10(ten) days ago. He also left a lot out and it seems he's getting lazier with his deep dives. I think someone needs to do the same deepdive on him.
 
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