- Joined
- Feb 6, 2021
Next homeless saga is where Cobes tries so hard to be sober for once whilst trying to beg money for booze to make his unholy slop of a "juice". How many times have Cobes tried to burnt down his old swamp homes and trailers whilst either goes blackout or fuck up the gas without having any self-awareness trying not to fuck everything up? Every time when the Boglim tries to "cook" or "brew", it all ends up into extremely foul, inedible and impossible to consume slops that only the true and honest Boglim has the balls to consume. Everything is going to end up disastrous and his daddy has to do the job babysitting him and pay his insurances and needs.I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
The house is not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, especially Clunt and Cobes and the bog hag nowadays. The issue was that the Boglim lacks a lot of self-awareness and was naive to what he exactly fucks up or even fix his mistakes since he is sadly retarded since birth. He would likely huff lots of gas and goes blackout later on without having a sense of wariness. If it really broke then Clunt should have been making the decision to purchase a newer stove, but they just assume they are god-awful costly that they would decide not to? When things are slowly aging and starts to broke or not functioning well, they should have just replace it with care. This was strange, especially the risk of those broken stoves going to cause to Cobes' trailer. It was as if papa Nips think it can be used like a rusty and yellowed decade-old air conditioner with issues but is still usable.I thought he had one of those shitty $20 electric stoves from Walmart?
If it broke, then wouldn't Clunt just buy him a new one? Is the stove not compatible with the trailer house?
I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.
I'm not wishing harm on him or anything, toobz. I'm just speculating like the regard that I am. Circle of protection for Cobes and his new trailer park home.
I wonder if the next time the swamp got burnt into a crisp that Cobes will resort to huffing car gasses, cigar gasses and all other gasses of some sort. Huffing gas fucks you up real bad, but seems that the Boglim somehow enjoys huffing gas and maybe eating burnt spots of his slops. Pretty risky, do you think not Cobes?I feel like "I turn the gas on and just stand over it and it feels goooooooooood" will be a thing he says in the next 6 months. Cobra is just shy of being a gas huffer, he is fucking 100% rama rama.
The Reddit A-logs always loses and sneed.