Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He hit 100k again!
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Looks like the trolls can’t stop losing.
 
I’d like to see him try to make them from scratch and have to cut potatoes. From his cooking vids, he seems to avoid any recipes that involve a chef’s knife and a cutting board. You’d think his wannabe goth persona would be into using lots of knives when cooking, but he just avoids it, unless it’s a butter knife to scoop out a condiment.
To be fair, I digress, chopping veg with the flat side of a knife does complicate things. You know... we're not all born knowing which side of knife is the cutty bit, trol.

When is this pelican fucking skullet rocking masterbate piece of lizard neglecting cowboy from hell going to start bloody streaming? Has the cameo biness really been that good?

I keep hoping for a crossy armed pout-begging stream. What I wouldn't give for a ginder rilatings rant or an ole fashin chilling.

Pishaw, no skin of my shoes.

Ps fuck sickos

Pps winds dying down, Jessica.
 
he needs to recover from the eviction.
I mean, I don't want alogs fucking with him, but moving apartments hasn't really inconvenienced him in any way. Other than having to pack up his stuffed animals and empty booze bottles. Clint however had to search for a new place, pay for a uhaul, pack and move all his shit, provide him a couch to crash on until the new place was ready and babysit him constantly so he didn't dox the house and go live, causing chaos at his home.

The king just got drunk as fuck and did what he always does, ate take out and beat it to chaturbate. If anything, the move has been a net positive, he has a gas stove, a bigger place with no neighbors attached to his bedroom to have sex loudly on purpose to troll him specifically, and he's much closer to home-mom Tanis for grocery runs so he can make 100$ bowls of condiment slop.
 
he has a gas stove
I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
 
I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.
Could be papa nips master plan for his next insurance payout.
 
I thought he had one of those shitty $20 electric stoves from Walmart?
If it broke, then wouldn't Clunt just buy him a new one? Is the stove not compatible with the trailer house?

I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.

I'm not wishing harm on him or anything, toobz. I'm just speculating like the regard that I am. Circle of protection for Cobes and his new trailer park home.
 
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