Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"What day is it? Wednesday or Thursday." - KingCobraJFS (on a Saturday)

Still love how the cops were like "fuck it, close enough" when he said that.

 

[Umaibae]

Jord compulsively using ALL THE GROWSHREES in a single food hack will never stop being the most hilarious fucking thing.

When he flopped the cheese block down on the bare counter, I lost it.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Hoping for and expecting are two different things, dood

I digress

 

[Jobama]

He hit 100k again!

Looks like the trolls can’t stop losing.

 

[TV's Adam West]

BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING, RISE THE FUCK UP TOOBZ!

 

[Slim Boglim]

The best thing about the weens little unsubbing campaign is that he hit 100k multiple times. Let them try again so he can say he hit 100k subs thrice.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Total Redditor Death
Hope we get the nastiest, sloppiest, most disgusting culinary creation from him in celebration.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

While Rekieta is circling the drain, our sexy gothic bad boy is living high like a rockstar villian. I hope he hits a million!

 

[UncommonParlence]

I’d like to see him try to make them from scratch and have to cut potatoes. From his cooking vids, he seems to avoid any recipes that involve a chef’s knife and a cutting board. You’d think his wannabe goth persona would be into using lots of knives when cooking, but he just avoids it, unless it’s a butter knife to scoop out a condiment.

To be fair, I digress, chopping veg with the flat side of a knife does complicate things. You know... we're not all born knowing which side of knife is the cutty bit, trol.

When is this pelican fucking skullet rocking masterbate piece of lizard neglecting cowboy from hell going to start bloody streaming? Has the cameo biness really been that good?

I keep hoping for a crossy armed pout-begging stream. What I wouldn't give for a ginder rilatings rant or an ole fashin chilling.

Pishaw, no skin of my shoes.

Ps fuck sickos

Pps winds dying down, Jessica.

 

[ZipDisk]

Honestly I'd rather he makes the money for a while, rather than dispense milk, he needs to recover from the eviction.
There must be healing, if only to make the reddit faggots have heart attacks of rage.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

he needs to recover from the eviction.

I mean, I don't want alogs fucking with him, but moving apartments hasn't really inconvenienced him in any way. Other than having to pack up his stuffed animals and empty booze bottles. Clint however had to search for a new place, pay for a uhaul, pack and move all his shit, provide him a couch to crash on until the new place was ready and babysit him constantly so he didn't dox the house and go live, causing chaos at his home.

The king just got drunk as fuck and did what he always does, ate take out and beat it to chaturbate. If anything, the move has been a net positive, he has a gas stove, a bigger place with no neighbors attached to his bedroom to have sex loudly on purpose to troll him specifically, and he's much closer to home-mom Tanis for grocery runs so he can make 100$ bowls of condiment slop.

 

[Grape Garden]

ALL THE GROWSHREES

I'd like to point out that he bought not one, but TWO of the cans of the smoked salmon spread. Can't wait for the next item he plans to throw in his cooking arsenal.

Back up to 100k? Nice. Wonder if he will keep it?

 

[RollingRock2]

TWU

 

[Rapier Ape]

he has a gas stove

I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

I'm willing to put money on the stove being the Catalyst for the next homeless saga. Cobes is going to get hammered. Attempt to make some food. Pass out and probably burn the kitchen down. Or he's going to mess up and crank the gas up on the wrong burner
Either way that stove is going to be a disaster.
Mark my words everyone.

Could be papa nips master plan for his next insurance payout.

 

[Molly Millions]

Well if you wanted to get rid of your retarded son in a way that would never implicate you then this is how you do it.

I'm hoping Clint had the gas capped but he's not exactly a sharp tack either

 

[Smegward]

Well if you wanted to get rid of your retarded son in a way that would never implicate you then this is how you do it.

I'm hoping Clint had the gas capped but he's not exactly a sharp tack either

they are going to inject vx nerve agent into his lips

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Whoever said Wyoming Medicaid might not cover dentures was right. For adults over the age of 21 it only covers partial dentures and repairing of existing ones. So I guess he only gets partial ones or daddy dearest pays out of his pocket for them.

https://health.wyo.gov/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Dental-Services.pdf

That's fucked. In Connecticut Medicaid pays 100% of everything. Probably not cosmetic shit but dentures absolutely.

 

[HiveDull]

I thought he had one of those shitty $20 electric stoves from Walmart?
If it broke, then wouldn't Clunt just buy him a new one? Is the stove not compatible with the trailer house?

I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.

I'm not wishing harm on him or anything, toobz. I'm just speculating like the regard that I am. Circle of protection for Cobes and his new trailer park home.

 

['Ole Dente]

I feel that Cobes would suffocate on the gas from leaving it on and closing all the windows.

I feel like "I turn the gas on and just stand over it and it feels goooooooooood" will be a thing he says in the next 6 months. Cobra is just shy of being a gas huffer, he is fucking 100% rama rama.