Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

Jessica Messica: "After tonight's stream I believe Jessica is using duster."

Looks like Cobra didn't answer her calls today and there was another Breakup Breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/live/-rsO-IiKHFI?si=pe1s0Iglok-fX8Ep

 

[bonified retard]

Jessica Messica: "After tonight's stream I believe Jessica is using duster."

Looks like Cobra didn't answer her calls today and there was another Breakup Breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/live/-rsO-IiKHFI?si=pe1s0Iglok-fX8Ep

Looks like her twitch is gone too
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[Slim Boglim]

Please god let this be the end of it. Please. Let the stinky Pussinator go away for good. I want to believe Cobes is just ghosting her until she gives up.

 

[D_Tractor]

Is he getting Memorial Day and Veterans Day confused or does he believe that all veterans died for their country?

 

[Unironick]

Serenading the entire trailerpark through those thin ass walls.
TMDWU toobz.

 

[Toobz42]

Was searching Reddit earlier to see if any new Cobra subreddits were created or active, and I came across NaL apparently cheating on Cobra a week or so before she had went to visit him? I don't know if this is Redditors roleplaying as NaL or something that's years old so take it with a grain of salt, especially since it doesn't match her current PFP on Instagram (which I'm assuming these messages were shared on?)
Beware to those who enter, for hag tits await.

Spoiler: Last warning.

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Honestly they look pretty good...until you realize how long the nipples are. Why the hell are they so long? Those fuckers hang.

 

[Shinkai]

Idc what anyone says that fish lipped shred solo he does at the end of like every guitar session gives me life.

Also hi Facebook niggerfaggots. You missing the subreddit? Better not be bullying an autistic with your real name and photo

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

oh fuck yes. the monster thong poster is back and more prominent than ever. I love that poster, it's iconic. seriously, he could sell that for really good money.

 

[gogeta77]

What a horrible day to have eyes

NONONONO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A

 

[fuckthepopulation]

Just noticed the used liquor bottles on the bookshelf too. Papa Nips really let him keep all his signature decor.

Now that he is living in the trailer park he needs to keep ammo stocked up in case the bottle kids come for him

 

[Grape Garden]

Seems the bog witch can't catch a break. As was foretold.

https://www.twitch.tv/nakedandlaughing

She is beyond insufferable and the day she finally leaves should be a holiday or something.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I hope the Nal saga is finally over. It’s the worst saga since Chazz. The dumb bitch thought she was gonna inject herself into the bog life and steal his money. Fuck off.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

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Seems the bog witch can't catch a break. As was foretold.

https://www.twitch.tv/nakedandlaughing

She is beyond insufferable and the day she finally leaves should be a holiday or something.

God damn, she is fucking insufferable. If she ends up at Josh's for another extended visit shit is going to go sideways so fucking quick.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Members of this KingcobraJFS facebook group looked at the Farms and couldn't handle the heat
At least we're not the ones making fun of an autistic addict with our real names and selfies attached to our post.

Can't view because I don't have Fagbook, care to summarize?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Never give this ghoul your new address Cobes, TWU

 

[3deadniggers]

Can't view because I don't have Fagbook, care to summarize?

There's facebook groups dedicated to trolling different cows. After the subreddit was banned some people moved to the facebook group for Cobra. Some people are using their real facebook accounts and the thread keeps threatening to dox them if anything bad happens to Cobra.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Can't view because I don't have Fagbook, care to summarize?

A-logs posting under their real names like a bunch of idiots. These are mainly people from the now banned kingcobrajfs subreddit are a-logging him on FB. Standard stuff, like saying he's a sicko, wanting his channel to get taken down and just writing screeds about how he's literally Ted Bundy meets Hitler.

These same people got offended by the Farms.

 

[Dill]

Morning silly juice Drink Combo

 

[Your Landlord]

Morning silly juice Drink Combo

Cuttin' back on drinking is coming in VERY nicely t00bz, TWU.
Nothing like a stiff drink-combo at 7 or 8 in the morning after a tough night of having your phone blow up due to your bogwitch sperging out again.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cuttin' back on drinking is coming in VERY nicely t00bz, TWU.
Nothing like a stiff drink-combo at 7 or 8 in the morning after a tough night of having your phone blow up due to your bogwitch sperging out again.

I mean, who wouldn't want a drink after watching your woman blow up your phone, piss in a box on stream, huff duster on stream, and puke in her own bed...on stream!

Shit is stressful, toobz but I digress.