Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FattyBomba]

i can't read

 

[TurdThrower]

Johnny Depp and RDJ didn’t neglect their kids you stupid cunt

Or let people fuck their wives (what I said in the chat).

 

[HostilePustule]

IIRC long term cocaine use eventually causes permanent structural changes and degradation in the brain. If he's been using long enough, the coke brain may well be permanent.

It's permanent. Nick taking bathroom breaks to do lines combined with his years-long history with alcoholism at this point has ensured it, and even if he could get better he clearly does not have the willpower to do it anyway, not to mention his probable inability to go through withdrawal symptoms. He's posted bail so he can go home and drink again despite claiming that he dumped all his alcohol, something that we all know is impossible given how far into addiction he is and how he can't physically go cold-turkey at this point. Nick hasn't just been doing the occasional line, he was stockpiling coke for multiple people and if the substances haven't fucked his brain then all the hitting himself has to have done something.

People used to joke about how pickled Nick's brain was from the drinking, and this was only within the past year or so. Who knows how long he's been doing coke at this point, and whatever other drugs that people are unaware of or forgetting. Part of the reason why Nick's desperate flailing at this stage is so pitiful to watch is that anybody could see he's basically fucked for life just by looking at him, and that's also why it's bewildering that there are reasonably educated people like Barnes, Viva and Joe still defending him.

They were also trying to draw a distinction between Jack Murphy and Nick. That Jack Murphy was somehow different and worse than Nick's wholesome swinging.

Who is he kidding, Jack Murphy's highly public embarrassment is child's play to the shitstorm that Nick's created. Even if we were going to pretend the drugs, booze and child neglect didn't happen, the Balldo is now permanently associated with Nick Rekieta.

 

[CoomerTine]

There they go again blaming the farms

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

This is only Wednesday.

No, this is Patrick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

they were discussing how swinging and wife-swapping is just a normal thing nobody cares about.

These are awful creatures that in older timelines would be chased out of town or burned at stakes.

 

[waffle]

The judge needed to sign the warrant wasn’t available on Memorial Day. After taking the initial report and confirming the statements of the witnesses it was already the weekend so the police had to wait for the judge to return. That seems more likely to explain the 6 day wait than the conspiratorial ravings of a cokehead allergic to accountability.

Thursday: Pastor makes report to police, probably at the end of his day

Friday: Police investigate by confirming what the Pastor told them with the witnesses

Saturday: No court Judge isn’t available

Sunday: No court Judge isn’t available

Monday/Memorial Day: No court Judge isn’t available

Tuesday: Judge signs the warrant, police search Balldo Compound

Wednesday: The Crackhead Conspiracy Cope-a-thon starts.

It makes perfect sense if you’re not a fucking retard.

the judge is available 24/7 for warrants. In my jurisdiction they literally have an on-call cellphone they pass around on rotation.

 

[Strix454]

Saying Aaron mixes truth with lies is well and good, but entire narratives are being invented in attempt to... creatively paraphrase(?) Aaron's involvement with the Rekieta's and inject an odd kind of bias.

I dont think Aaron intended to get rid of April. I'm also really unsure if Aaron's narrative of his "relationship" with Kayla is accurate or as close as he has suggested it was.

Looking at the day-to-day stuff between Aaron and April in the streams leading up to her departure, I just don't see Aaron trying to get rid of her. I see her trying to leave him. Then a while after she leaves, Aaron spins the narrative around to be all about him leaving her.

I think April had every reason to leave him. I think that the swinging with Nick gave her a path financially and otherwise to get away from Aaron.

The stuff Aaron says about Kayla is IMO the weakest part of his story. I think he has to build up that part of the story to make him look like less of a total loser in the situation than he is.

I think they were all swinging together. April used Nick to build a road out of the marriage. Once she moved out of Aaron's place and in with Nick, the swinging was over with Aaron. The pseudo-friendship Nick and Aaron had fell apart.

I'm not sure about Aaron having moral reservations about what Nick and company were doing.

But at some point in all these events, Aaron did seem to have a custody issue with his ex-wife and something forced him into a series of rehab-related things. I can't fit that in with the other pieces yet.

I somewhat trust Aaron talking about what things were like with Nick, how things went in Nick's house and Kayla's overall attitude. I don't trust anything he says about himself or anything he says to make him look better than Nick.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Hey fellas, you should probably never go out with Nina Infinity. The concept of a relationship apparently doesn't exist with her.

Jesus. When are these CG/Fandom Menace/etc groups ever going to find quality?


Way for CGoody to leave out 75% of the post. Leaving out the details is the Rekieta way. He's learning well.

"I bang women."

If you have to say this to people, you don't. Also you sexted a man. Gay. Also, who above the age of 15 says they "bang women"? That's even gayer than sexting men.

The only women who would "bang" him are whores who would have to get paid to do it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Russians figured out a solution. They just increased the dosage. A few of the poor bastards this was done to wrote some simply hilarious descriptions of what happened. We’re talking projectile vomiting and seizure time.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

watching some of these lawtuber streams makes me appreciate dear feeder's tech and prep efforts (when he's not muted)

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

It appears as if Rekieta is regularly breaking the family rules. He isn't finding time to live, laugh, or love.

Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?

Man, this is pretty dark in retrospect. Looking forward to seeing the Rekietas’ “live laugh love” sign again in the horrifying coke den body cam footage.

 

[Grayback]

Jeezus Nina you’re a stupid spic

 

[Humble Architect]

Rewatched Leaving Las Vegas because it leaves Amazon soon and it’s topical……… Balldo’s story puts that to shame.

Ben looks like a high school kid having his first shot compared to the ghoul Nick has become. Because you know why LLV is sad and people feel bad despite Ben being a loser selfish deadbeat? He genuinely loved Sera, despite all of his many faults he was capable of love.

Nicky however is seemingly incapable of that now (or if you go by the theory he never was) and has burned the American Dream to the ground and learned nothing, that’s what makes him so detestable, if he were an addict who still loved his family then it’d be the sob story that cancerman painted it as. But he hurt his kids, he ruined their childhoods and an uncaring father does the same damage as an abusive one.

Who should play Nick in the movie?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Boy, this escalated quickly, huh? We even got a whole new Balldo board now!
I'm glad the kids are safe, laughing at the libertine coomer is fun but I would rather not have that come with starving, stinking children. Seriously, with his money and his house, how does that even happen? What happened to "3000$ spend on just snacks per month", did that all go up his nose, too?
Anyways, this was inevitable at some point. The man made it his gimmick to drink like a degenerate because it was WEIRD and FUNNY, no wonder it escalated to full blown alcoholism, coomerism, drug abuse, cuckolding and eventual child abuse. You know why people don't care when Bossman smokes crack or meth everyday? Because he has nothing to lose and doesn't hurt anybody but his door or headsets with his chimpouts and him wasting away impacts nobody. Even Ralph didn't have anyone whom he could take down on his path to eventual couch melting, aside from an odd pedo horse whom he bred, and even she had enough self preservation instincts to flee when she could. Kayla didn't, in fact she might be worse than Nick. Where are those motherly instincts? You should have developed those at some point when you have 5 kids, even if you're determined to turn your house into 24/7 Sodom she should have had the sense to send the kids somewhere else while she and Nick wasted away. Absolutely no excuse, unfortunately if anyone is going to get away with it, it will be her and the whore-nanny of theirs. Little wonder everything fell apart so fast when the person responsible for cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids was only interested in doing coke and having sex with the parents.

Catching up, I guess now we await further details, possible bodycam footage and watch the collapse of Lawtube in the meantime. No matter what happens, Balldo is FUCKED, maybe a Merida arc is in the books. Don't forget Nick, Ralph would LOVE to have you, he's one of your best buddies, after all! You can both drink/do drugs and stream all day and nobody is going to dare to disturb you and ask for a bath or food in that metal shack! Your buddy Ralph will even give you advice on how to run from the MAN so nobody disturbs you when you're doing what REALLY matters: Scotch and blow. You can invite your whores, too, the more the merrier in the Ralphamale household!

 

[Potatoherder]

We went from 'it's never ok to be a cuck' to 'everyone is a cuck so it's ok' in less than 3 years. That came directly from Nick too. His greatest fear, according to drex, is to be outed like Jack Murphy was. Now the orders went out to change the rulebook. Nick is worse than Jack Murphy because Nick neglected his kids and is still a cuck.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I still think his whole "Kiwis actually came through" thing is gay and insulting.

Am I alone in this? I think insulting to all the hard work people put in in this thread for months and years. People like @Balldo's Gate, for example (it would take too long to type out a full list, but you all know who you are).

Should I just go with the mindset (no pun intended) that a W is a W?

I'm not about to let a snake like Andrew Clifford d'Adesky, credit card debt dodger, passport bro and ladyboy fucker pretend that he has seen the light conveniently the moment his position became untenable and he started seeing pushback for it.

I don't think anyone should either, at least not fully.

 

[AltisticRight]

Man, this is pretty dark in retrospect. Looking forward to seeing the Rekietas’ “live laugh love” sign again in the horrifying coke den body cam footage.

Wait for the grizzly sign to show up on Minnesota Craigslist.

 

[Stupor Mario]

They BOTH wanted an attorney day 1 of bust. Since April got off, I'm sure she got one and now Kayla found that out and opted for one other than her husband. We could be looking at divorce proceedings in the midst of his case, his because I feel Kayla will plea deal, go to rehab and take Nick for a ride on the "Child Support" of 5 Children. Since the USA takes liberties of Women first in priority vs men in custody battles 9/10.

So, we looking at another Lowtax situation then?

Look into the history of Kellogg's. Depraved Sex Acts as a Lifestyle were part and parcel of the invention of Corn Flakes. It makes one wonder what the deal is with the Rice Crispy guys?

Also, there were all kinds of weirdo communes in 19th century America such as the Oneida Community which was a free love commune where everybody had sex with everybody. (There's an amusing discussion of it in Sarah Vowell's Assassination Vacation where she talks about how the man who assassinated president William McKinley was such a creep he couldn't even get laid there.)

And don't forget about 19th century American Joseph Smith and his polygamous Mormonism where men acquired their harems of wives.

There's nothing new under the sun.

 

[northstar747]

Who is he kidding, Jack Murphy's highly public embarrassment is child's play to the shitstorm that Nick's created.

I dont believe jacks children were part of his shit.

The melt down came when he cussed out some woman and then people dug up his porn streams. which were pretty damn gay.

Aaron and nick were gayer