Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
Grumpy e-bogging and ending the stream once he got some booze money?
It's like he never left the old apartment.
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Either that, or another $70 on DoorDash on a single “dank” meal that he’ll “cook.” He has the money management skills of a five year old given free rein to decide what to buy.
 
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Either that, or another $70 on DoorDash on a single “dank” meal that he’ll “cook.” He has the money management skills of a five year old given free rein to decide what to buy.
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Booze is always his first priority. It's a need, not a want, trole. After he has a supply secured, then he can get food hack ingredients, doordash or random customized shit online.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
These people make cobes look like a normal, sane, and intelligent individual by comparison. Imagine being on stream with an actual lolcow and still looking like the bigger retarded loser

Edit: alright this guy has the makings of a horrorcow. Looks like he goes to the same dental hygienist as Josh too
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Yeah, that Nathan dude is a massive fucking cow. His teeth are rotting and has pepetual cotton mouth. Dude seems like such a fucking loser.
 
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Jobama said:
I’m sorry if this is a newbie question but is there a reason why Clint took so long to get Josh’s eye fixed? He didn’t get it fixed until he was 30 which seems like a really long time. I would think you would either want to get it fixed when he was a kid or as soon as he was an adult.
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Just me taking a shot in the dark, but I think it's like lasik. Doctors want your eye as developed as possible, like 25 or something before they attempt corrective surgery like that.

Maybe waiting longer was a better option but with his eye getting wonky again, it probably didn't matter.

Again, shot in the dark
 
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ash_clown said:
Jugallo arc incoming?

Is our boy trying to score some sweet, of age, cisgendered clussy? (Clown-pussy for the uninitiated)

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ash_clown said:
Just me taking a shot in the dark, but I think it's like lasik. Doctors want your eye as developed as possible, like 25 or something before they attempt corrective surgery like that.

Maybe waiting longer was a better option but with his eye getting wonky again, it probably didn't matter.

Again, shot in the dark
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Jobama said:
I’m sorry if this is a newbie question but is there a reason why Clint took so long to get Josh’s eye fixed? He didn’t get it fixed until he was 30 which seems like a really long time. I would think you would either want to get it fixed when he was a kid or as soon as he was an adult.
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I'm pretty sure he had strabismus surgery. It's reccomended to have done at a younger age, but it's possible the optomistrist/ophthalmologist felt that corrective lenses with a prism would be enough but it's progressed. It seems like he needs to have the surgery again, yeah? As far as lasik, did ge ever have that done? As far as I know Cobes has always worn glasses but idk

Edit: Stabismus surgery in addition to glacauoma surgery
 
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I'm pretty sure he had strabismus surgery. It's reccomended to have done at a younger age, but it's possible the optomistrist/ophthalmologist felt that corrective lenses with a prism would be enough but it's progressed. It seems like he needs to have the surgery again, yeah? As far as lasik, did ge ever have that done? As far as I know Cobes has always worn glasses but idk
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I'm not sure of the procedures Cobes has had done, but in my experience I was told there's criteria like having the same prescription for x amount of years and at least 25 years old to get the green light on lasik.

I don't know shit about strabismus surgery but if it's corrective and he has already shown he doesn't follow through with post op care, I just can't see an optometrist signing off on a second round.

But money talks, and if daddy dearest shells out the cash, Josh may get another couple years of somewhat normalish looking eyes before round 3.

I think it's a lost cause, but Clint did just buy his boy a $40,000 trailer so anything is possible I digress
 
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For the people talking about cobies eye surgery. Cobes got eye surgery because he had cataracts and then he got eye surgery to fix the wonk. No idea why he waited but good chance when Josh had to get his cataracts fixed Clint said fuck it might as well get two birds stoned at once and got the wonky eye repaired
 
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Someone takeaways:

-The skittles acted like a barrier for the rest of the sugar, which is probably the best outcome considering how much sugar went into this batch.
-Puff's abandoned home has painter's tape all over it. Has that always been like that?
-Drinking Coors Banquet beer, did he finally realize that there is a such thing as a good cheap beer? TWU!
-His counter is surprisingly clean and clutter free.
 
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