Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

So I was peeking around and it looks like Minnesota's constitution guarantees the right of an individual to be released without conditions if you have the money. Just wow. It sure ain't like that in my state; you can pay your fines up front completely and still have to do their onerous pretrial program and that's just for DUI. SCRAM is common. (Knew a lot of DUI havers back in the day, it's Wisconsin ya der hey).

I'm quite literally shocked that someone can just pony up bail (even through a bondsman) and just walk, free to drink and drug it up all you want, especially considering the quantity of dope, firearms and kids in the house!

I think it’s great.

If he didn’t pony up for Kayla, and she has to sober up and watch Nick NOT sober up, that’s our next plot arc


Also, what I wouldn’t give to see balldo’s angst texts to April after she got released separately and didn’t come back for more nose riding.

“APRIIIIIL! YOU WHORE!”

 

[Spaded Dave]

That isn't what I said. My point was children aren't completely helpless, and 100 years ago had infinitely more responsibility than they do now, and they managed just fine. For the third time now I'll say it's still 100% on the parents to make sure their children's needs are met. Both of those things can be true at the same time.

"Turns out, about 1 million children age 10 to 15 were working in America in 1920 (out of a total population of 12 million kids in that age range). About half worked on family farms. The rest did everything else, working in factories, trained as apprentices, and served as messengers."
Source: https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2012/08/16/158925367/child-labor-in-america-1920

Lets hold ourselves to the standards of the shittiest time we can find. In 1880 in the US the age of consent was 10 in most states and they managed "just fine".

We still have decided that fucking children isn't the greatest thing in the world.

 

[Shokaract#2]

Can the church Nick and his wife go to ban them from the church or excommunicate them or something. It would be pretty funny. Adding salt to the wound. Although I don't think Nick would mind, I don't really think he is actually a Christian, just posing as one.

 

[FattyBomba]

Nah dude, look I get it and I would also think that if someone is saying that the kids were completely unable or incapable to do anything for themselves or help around the house, that someone is full of shit.

Half the people in this thread talking about it are saying EXACTLY that lol.

Lets hold ourselves to the standards of the shittiest time we can find. In 1880 in the US the age of consent was 10 in most states and they managed "just fine".

We still have decided that fucking children isn't the greatest thing in the world.

You're a retard. I'm done arguing, go on pretending that 16 year olds are helpless cant can't even pick their noses by themselves. Have fun!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The ex-nanny
Chaney Bitzan / Chaney Holtberg
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https://www.exploretalent.com/chaneyholtberg

https://archive.is/5Ad7T

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https://www.instagram.com/creepin.it.casual/

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https://x.com/ChaneyHoltberg

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https://archive.is/A2jJq

How do I know? Some retards called Nobody Likes Onions broadcast a more detailed incident report that I haven't seen before. Hopefully someone else gets a hold of this document soon and releases it.

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....and those who disagree, SUCK DICK BY CHOICE.

 

[Flaggy but One]

Lonely Island's Great Day with both voice and face AI swapping. Toss me clocks if this is old hat but I was looking everywhere for this shit and thought to share:
https://rumble.com/v4y4tpb-nick-rekieta-great-day-ai-garbage-video.html

 

[Procrastinhater]

I know "breaking news updates" and reactions from livestreams should go into the live chat, but this felt like too big of a reveal that will spur a lot of more permanent discussion. Alex Stein has revealed that the Weeb Wars Vic Mignona GoFundMe all went directly to Ty Beard, and that Vic had to pay the losses of the lawsuit out of his own pocket and that nothing was saved. Vic never saw a dime of any of it.

That's a fucking joke considering it was Ty's incompetence that fucked it up. He should have waived his fee.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

The guy who used to make Nick's YouTube thumbnails made a rather prescient prediction four years ago.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

Lonely Island's Great Day with both voice and face AI swapping. Toss me clocks if this is old hat but I was looking everywhere for this shit and thought to share:
https://rumble.com/v4y4tpb-nick-rekieta-great-day-ai-garbage-video.html

I wanna know who did the video part

 

[The Wokest]

Half the people in this thread talking about it are saying EXACTLY that lol.

You're a retard. I'm done arguing, go on pretending that 16 year olds are helpless cant can't even pick their noses by themselves. Have fun!

Not really... Look I get this thought process:

>Why did things escalated to this state?
>Why didn't the kids specially the older ones do something?
>Where they INCAPABLE of doing anything?

So some people have asked those questions and others have answers with reasons why, helping around may not have been an obvious or an easy thing to do for the kids.
But it's just that, excuses for why Rekieta's children helping around the house was not an obvious or an easy thing to do and that they not helping around the house even makes sense in a way.
It is NOT excuses for why Rekieta's children were UTTERLY UNABLE to do shit for themselves.

But you're taking it that way.

 

[R00T]

I imagine a scene in the police station where the detectives are all reviewing him on the Kino Casino and being forced to listen to PPP screaming in-between WOOOOOOAAAH BUDDYS.

The prosecutor in court is gonna have to tell the jury to disregard anything the “special needs individual” says and to only focus on the fat lesbian and the guest.

 

[SquirrelSquire]

I’m stunned and surprised that these things could happen in a society where “ohno stepmom!” Is at the top of every pornhub page.

Strange how these things pan out isn't it...
Who could have foreseen that?

But man I swear, if you actually called that, and in a few days/weeks we learn that April is charged with some kiddie didlling, my fucking HEAD is gonna implode into a degenerate irony singularity and you have to be crowend the New King of the Farms.

 

[ItsaKnife]

Can the church Nick and his wife go to ban them from the church or excommunicate them or something. It would be pretty funny. Adding salt to the wound. Although I don't think Nick would mind, I don't really think he is actually a Christian, just posing as one.

Depends. I can see it happening at a Catholic church but if they're Protestants, there's an 80% chance that the church will pray with them for their rehabilitation, for their children, and to get their lives on track. Some protestant reverends even visit prisons to try to help turn hardened criminals around so I doubt two people being addicts is enough to shake them.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Even when accused of sexual abuse by the children themselves, fathers are more likely than not to get custody when they ask. Only 1 in 51 children are believed by the courts. More people should know about that. It’s why Nick is definitely not losing custody if Kayla divorced him now like some people on here have mentioned they want to happen. We know judges love letting pedos off the hook, more than even journalists, this is just another example

Yeah, but then again most fathers don't have hours and hours of footage showing how much of a failure they are as a parent. Kayla also has a few appearances, but nowhere near the volume of Balldo. Kayla can also be given the benefit of the doubt that her family at least were worried about the situation and as such are more fit to take the children in, whereas Nick's family (specifically his father) was aware of the situation (watching his streams) and have way more resources, yet did nothing to get them out of the house.

 

[AltisticRight]

The prosecutor in court is gonna have to tell the jury to disregard anything the “special needs individual” says and to only focus on the fat lesbian and the guest.

>Now, we present The Balldo to the jury. This is a device that...

 

[FattyBomba]

Not really... Look I get this thought process:

>Why did things escalated to this state?
>Why didn't the kids specially the older ones do something?
>Where they INCAPABLE of doing anything?

So some people have asked those questions and others have answers with reasons why, helping around may not have been an obvious or an easy thing to do for the kids.
But it's just that, excuses for why Rekieta's children helping around the house was not an obvious or an easy thing to do and that they not helping around the house even makes sense in a way.
It is NOT excuses for why Rekieta's children were UTTERLY UNABLE to do shit for themselves.

But you're taking it that way.

I guess maybe I've read more of the thread than you have, but there are tons of people saying they are incapable and unable to because they weren't raised by parents who taught them how. I've said in every single one of my posts that the parents are 100% responsible for making sure their needs are met, I just got tired of people flat out lying and saying that 16 year olds can't do literally anything for themselves. I'm not replying to any more shit on this topic ever again lol.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I'm done arguing

The smartest thing you've said all day.

 

[LiquidKid]

How do lawyers not get the whole mandatory reporter thing? Even if the pastor was Nick's best buddy, he's legally obligated to report child abuse he finds out about.

Because like DSP said, none of these braindead lawyers are any good at their job, which is why they spend more time on YouTube than in the court room.

 

[R00T]

>Now, we present The Balldo to the jury. This is a device that...

>all the men wince, all the women look disgusted, the one gay man requests a demonstration

 

[SquirrelSquire]

Would you be surprised that the number one app in VR are video players which consume, on average, 1-2hrs of roughly 90% of 20-49 year old western males time per day? It's that platforms killer app, the next most popular app isn't even 50% as utilized.

Western society is fucked.

Avenue Q was a groundbreaking, visionairy piece of Art way ahead of it's time.