Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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Turn him into a wojak

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Joshua Moon on the stand:

"Mr. Moon, explain to the court what cope and sneed is?"

"Well, stalker lawyer, coping and sneeding is when you.............."

 

[Barry McKockner]

I found the song Nick based his life on:

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd really like a clip of that, or at least a timestamp. I've been saying exactly that for 6 months.

 

[thx1138]

Joshua Moon on the stand:

"Mr. Moon, explain to the court what cope and sneed is?"

"Well, stalker lawyer, coping and sneeding is when you.............."

"The name of the establishment used to be Chuck's and - "

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Introducing kill missions into RoN.....interesting.


Potentially Criminal has talked about doing this. It's apparently close to 40mm

Now we just need a video of SEANNNNNN shooting the 3d printed balldo, out of his 3d printed flare launcher, at a picture of the infamous bottle in the ass photo

 

[FattyBomba]

I actually agree with her: Aaron and April are pieces of shit too who enabled and engaged in this degenerate behavior. Everyone can be a bad guy here and Aaron is a huge piece of shit himself who has taken 0 accountability. He’s a fucking narcissist who let his wife get addicted to drugs so he could fuck holocaust victim Kayla and pretend to be her boyfriend and be captain save a hoe.

Aaron has taken all the accountability you could possibly expect from him. The problem is he doesn't mean a single word of what he says, and he's only saying he's a piece of shit and stuff in hopes that the Internet will believe he's sorry.

 

[Evilronald]

It's so rare to find people who actually do what they say they will, it probably startled him to see it happen

He is a lawyer: he literally lies for a living. People doing what they said is foreign to him.

 

[Ol' Slag]

So, will Ty Beard save the day like he did for Vic?

Surely Ty wouldn't screw this case up. It's his good friends life on the line after all.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Aaron has taken all the accountability you could possibly expect from him. The problem is he doesn't mean a single word of what he says, and he's only saying he's a piece of shit and stuff in hopes that the Internet will believe he's sorry.

Or his ex wife, so he can keep 50/50 custody of his children if she believes he's oh so sorry.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So none of the gfm was saved for the appeal? Lmfao.

 

[Harm]

I know "breaking news updates" and reactions from livestreams should go into the live chat, but this felt like too big of a reveal that will spur a lot of more permanent discussion. Alex Stein has revealed that the Weeb Wars Vic Mignona GoFundMe all went directly to Ty Beard, and that Vic had to pay the losses of the lawsuit out of his own pocket and that nothing was saved. Vic never saw a dime of any of it.

 

[GoudaChris]

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one eye on the casino one eye on the farms

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems to be Nick's "plan" at the moment:

Bold of you to assume Nick has a plan. I mean, he might have one... somewhere deep inside his narcissistic crack brain, fueled by what remains of his sense of self-preservation. But I think even Nick isn't consciously aware of such a scheme.

So he's denying the most heinous accusations while banking on settling with a plea deal for lesser offenses

Not in the DMs. He's just been seething in there while further incriminating himself.

while banking on settling with a plea deal for lesser offenses (idk how that would be possible) before it goes to discovery and the officers who executed the warrant are subpoena'd for testimony.

This would make a lot of sense though, as I believe that even his crack-addled mind still has a enough of a favourable IQ vs Nyquil ratio to allow him to execute on such a plan.

Which begs the question of how his story will survive if Josh or someone else successfully gets the bodycam footage that showcases the absolute state of his crack den and for instance, shows that he lied about the handgun being locked up in a safe

There you have it. It's said that no plan survives contact with the enemy, and Nick's biggest enemy is himself. He could have it all set up neatly, be following actual legal counsel from practicing lawyers for once in his life. Then that ayylawg Jersh from da keewee farms gets his hands on the damnable tape, and Nick is back to the first ring of the Balldo. He just will not, under any circumstances, accept that fat fucking L. Expect him to seethe himself into the death penalty in at least DMs if that happens. Hell, he could even surprise us with another Appealstream! It's Nick we're talking about here, worse than Ralph!

All in all, you're expecting a sentient nose who said that the judge presiding over his civil, and now his criminal case has a wet ass pussy to think like a rational human being.

 

[Not Really Here]

too big of a reveal that will spur a lot of more permanent discussion

That's been known since the day the GFM was started.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

So, will Ty Beard save the day like he did for Vic?

Surely Ty wouldn't screw this case up. It's his good friends life on the line after all.

God no, he protected his tweets. Homie hit the eject button right after Vic did

 

[Harm]

That's been known since the day the GFM was started.

Ahh, I am not a weeb, so I had no idea. As an avid hater of Nick Rekieta, this was the first I'd heard that they so blatantly exploited Vic Mignona. I'll take my late stickers if that's the case.

 

[break these cuffs]

God no, he protected his tweets. Homie hit the eject button right after Vic did

He protected after Vic had to pay because he is an embarrassing failure and a coward.

 

[Not Really Here]

this was the first I'd heard that they so blatantly exploited Vic Mignona. I'll take my late stickers if that's the case.

The money was transferred directly into a trust account(IOLTA) in Vic's name with Beard's lawfirm.

 

[Strix454]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems to be Nick's "plan" at the moment:

I don't see any plan at all. Normally you would immediately hire an attorney, go to rehab and begin negotiations on a plea deal. You would hide from any public attention. You negotiate directly with the prosecutors. You don't try to tell a story in the public space.

Nick just paid a bunch of cash so that he could presumably continue to use drugs and drink while out on bail. Then he settled down to fight all day long on social media.

His story to the public is that everything the police are saying is wrong. That nobody except him knows what really happened at the house. And he is really mad about all the snitches.

These days, Nick is a dumb crackhead. I really don't think his brain works anymore and I don't think he is capable of coming up with any sort of strategy.