Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

TUG deserve an OP rewrite at this point. I wonder what other skeletons he has in his closet.

The wife he recently divorced was 17/18 when they married & he was her therapist or had a clinical relationship with her before marrying her. He was born in 75 & she was born in 87.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Are you guys for real arguing that 12-16 year olds can't do their own laundry and make their own food? Nick is a piece of shit and so is his wife and the kids did not deserve any of this, but jesus christ guys kids aren't helpless. Where did you guys grow up and how was your upbringing so sheltered if you didn't do laundry or cook food? Literally everything has instructions on it AND everyone has the internet, for one thing, and that's a step up from when even I was growing up in the late 80s/90s. My 11 year old daughter makes her lunch for school every day and does her own laundry among other chores. YES, Nick hasnt been a disaster for that long and YES a 16 year old cannot go from 0-100 in a couple of months, but are we really sitting here saying a 16 year old can't figure out how to do laundry if they need to? Come on guys. Even if they didn't have laundry detergent, you can throw them in there anyway and just do the wash with water only.

Don't mistake this for taking Nick/Kaylas side at all. And I do not think kids should be totally taking care of themselves or unsupervised all the time. But to act like a fucking 16 year old is incapable of figuring out how to do laundry or make some food is ridiculous. Maybe I am way off base here but I hope I'm not, because if teenagers can't even figure out how to eat for themselves then I guess society is just done for. I am absolutely convinced that even for these upper middle class and sheltered kids, it's far less that they "can't" do this or that and far more that they "choose not to" do this or that. Again, shitty situation, and I HATE that these kids went through this, my only point here is that they could do things for themselves. They shouldn't have had to, but they could.

I really don't wanna sound like I am defending Nick OR belittling the situation these kids were in...I am just baffled at the lack of agency you guys seem to be saying teenagers have.

You truly are fucking retarded. Seriously. Real talk. This family had a full time live in nanny and mother. I've seen households where nobody knew how to use a microwave. Things just happen around these kids. Someone is hungry? Mom or nanny will make it. And I'll bet it wasn't Spaghetti-Os. Laundry just happens. Beds are cleaned and made. Bathrooms magically clean themselves. This is what happens with that level of help. Nanny disappears while Mom and Dad are getting deeper into Columbia's main export. Two fucking degenerates show up. The only thing done is cocaine now. If these kids couldn't sneak past the orgy to do laundry (the nook is through the sexatorium), what do they do? Make a washboard and air dry it?

 

[datura_binge]

Is she also cleaning up your messes

See that is a strawman, because I was not saying these kids should have been cleaning up for Nick and Kayla etc. My only point was that they could have done their own laundry and made their own food if they wanted to. I am not saying they should have had to do it, or that they deserved any of this, or anything. ALL I am saying is that they could do these things and people are in here acting like a washing machine is beyond the intellectual capacity of a teenager. I feel unbelievably sad for these children and the lifestyle they have now lost, ultimately.

 

[Strix454]

The balldo glazing has reached this level. Child neglect is actually good because it teaches self-reliance.
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Ethan Van Sciver claiming his parents were drug addicts is a new one. The original story was that his father was broke, unemployed and mentally ill. That their family problem was poverty and too many kids.

His childhood has nothing to do with Nick's kids.

 

[Spaded Dave]

See that is a strawman, because I was not saying these kids should have been cleaning up for Nick and Kayla etc. My only point was that they could have done their own laundry and made their own food if they wanted to. I am not saying they should have had to do it, or that they deserved any of this, or anything. ALL I am saying is that they could do these things and people are in here acting like a washing machine is beyond the intellectual capacity of a teenager. I feel unbelievably sad for these children and the lifestyle they have now lost, ultimately.

With. What. Supplies?

 

[Not A Bug]

Mindset bigging up josh, Hardin & farms is unreal.

Legal mindset is thoroughly impressed by "Josh's lawyer" as are a lot of us kiwis.

Wait a minute, has anyone seen Josh and his attorney in the same room?

<SNIP>
He seems genuinely impressed that people are doing what they said they'd do lol

How screwed are we where people doing what they say is not just unexpected, but surprising?

<SNIP>
Until then the only empathy I feel is for the kids themselves. They've been dealt a shitty hand in this.

I have seen CPS traditionally do more harm than good. BUT in this case they waited until they actually had facts AND placed them with family that will actually love them.

Horrible and traumatic initially. But I'm betting that once they get used to routinely being fed, cleaned and taken care of; they will resent their parents. They'll come to hate them if/when they end up back in that household and that normal standard of care ceases again.

The lesser of evils here is for those kids to stay with close relatives until and unless Nick and Kayla grow a soul.

<SNIP> Nick and Kayla were lucky to get out on Friday otherwise they would have been stuck until Tuesday.

Now I'm speculating if they actually did Nick a solid by making the arrest in the early morning on Thursday, ensuring a good chance of their not having to stay four four days.

I might be biased but I like this more than the one that @elb posted earlier tonight.

Nick's Double Life

AI music? This one actually sounded good though I heard a "mechanical artifact in the voice". But pretty good.

<SNIP>
I can only hope he represents Nick in his case, come on Robert, put your money where your mouth is and do that fourth amendment challenge, be Nick's liaison! be a showman! be bombastic! be a spastic! be a conman! send another idiot to enjoy prison!

Barnes isn't smart enough to differentiate between his anarchistic ideal and the actual black letter and case law as applied.

He claims to be a constitutionalist but then spergs out to esoteric arguments and fanciful constructs undermining the very reason we have a constitution. A government is necessary, here are it's limits. He seems to argue no government is legitimate and wears the very document that sets out one.

<SNIP>
I don't imagine it would be as simple as having their video editing guys drop what they're doing and switch to this. They would probably have to build their capability to produce this, all from scratch.

It can't just be a "video guy" either. It has to be someone with the FOIA training and a CJIS clearance. Probably at least a CJIS 3 unless they have direct access to the data system, then it's a CJIS 4.

Their open records coordinator may well be a CJIS 2 and can access the call center application and CAD records. They may well have to outsource this.

The initial response to a request has to be within 10 working days. If it's simple that response might be the record (Like a redacted call sheet) or a notice that "X" needs review by legal, the estimated time of completion, standard extensions or pending AG opinion.

Can the church Nick and his wife go to ban them from the church or excommunicate them or something. <SNIP>

"Excommunication" is the forbidding of a congregant's taking of communion. And a process initiated by the Catholic church. It's practiced by the Catholic "light" denominations too in some cases.

Biblically, there is an example of what is called "disfellowship" (modern vernacular) in the protestant/evangelical churches. In his letter to the Corinthians, Paul called them out for allowing a man who slept with his son's wife to continue in fellowship. His command was to put them out, lest they corrupt the whole congregation.

Matthew 18 is Christ dealing with one who sins against another. The person sinned against first goes to that person. If they do not repent, go before two or more witnesses, if that fails, go before the congregation. If they don't listen to the church, put them away.

I believe their preacher followed Matthew 18, while believing they could have sent them away but didn't because of the kids. When he became aware of crimes against the children, he had no choice. Nick and Kayla have certainly passed the threshold for "disfellowship" IMHO.

Isn't Nicks' Easter stream a great evidence he's a heretic?

Heresy is from the Greek αἵρεσις which is literally "choice" or "thing chosen". In Titus it's applied to a divisive person espousing false doctrine. They are to be put out after warning (twice IIRC). So maybe.

A long time ago, he espoused something sounding an awful lot like gnosticism. He and I had a brief correspondence over it. The gnostics believed that the body and spirit were separate and that you could satisfy the physical as long as the spirit was faithful (I know that's oversimplified). One can see the obvious cliff that belief system is headed for and here we are, the Rekietas dashed on the rocks at the bottom..

I'm more worried about his blaspheming the Spirit. He's danced awfully close to the candle on his streaming. I fear he may well have actually crossed that line in a coke fueled disavowing of God's Spirit and works.

>Skippy got killed byyy…. Something

He killed his cats and his dog. Calling it.

Or we'll find their starved and desiccated corpse under a pile of filth like on "Hoarders".

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Kayla was fighting back!

Kayla fought back while neglecting her children to get dicked down by Aaron.

Kayla fought back by chugging Ketamine pills.

Kayla fought back by urging Nick to go to a swinger's resort.

Kayla fought back by making snow angels.

Kayla fought back by sneaking ketamine into fucking prison.

Kayla fought back by letting another woman into her home.

Do you have any idea how retarded you sound? I'm so tired of you fucking Kayla Defenders. All you're doing is encouraging other women to be helpless. Women have agency and wills of their own. She's not a weak pathetic little flower. She sure as fuck wasn't when she demanded to go to BBC Weekend. The more excuses you make for Kayla, the more excuses people will make for other women who also go down this path. There's no mercy for Kayla. She's just guilty and deserves the wall just as much as Nick does. They both fucking suck.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

jesus christ guys kids aren't helpless. Where did you guys grow up and how was your upbringing so sheltered if you didn't do laundry or cook food? Literally everything has instructions on it AND everyone has the internet, for one thing, and that's a step up from when even I was growing up in the late 80s/90s. My 11 year old daughter makes her lunch for school every day and does her own laundry among other chores.

The Rekieta children came from a wealthy trustfund family, their whole life was mostly the nanny doing most of the household chores. Like no fucking shit the moment the nanny leaves shit got bad. That's nice your 11 year old can do that but I'm sure you didn't come from a trust fund family either.

 

[Young_Griff]

Are you guys for real arguing that 12-16 year olds can't do their own laundry and make their own food? Nick is a piece of shit and so is his wife and the kids did not deserve any of this, but jesus christ guys kids aren't helpless. Where did you guys grow up and how was your upbringing so sheltered if you didn't do laundry or cook food? Literally everything has instructions on it AND everyone has the internet, for one thing, and that's a step up from when even I was growing up in the late 80s/90s. My 11 year old daughter makes her lunch for school every day and does her own laundry among other chores. YES, Nick hasnt been a disaster for that long and YES a 16 year old cannot go from 0-100 in a couple of months, but are we really sitting here saying a 16 year old can't figure out how to do laundry if they need to? Come on guys. Even if they didn't have laundry detergent, you can throw them in there anyway and just do the wash with water only.

Don't mistake this for taking Nick/Kaylas side at all. And I do not think kids should be totally taking care of themselves or unsupervised all the time. But to act like a fucking 16 year old is incapable of figuring out how to do laundry or make some food is ridiculous. Maybe I am way off base here but I hope I'm not, because if teenagers can't even figure out how to eat for themselves then I guess society is just done for. I am absolutely convinced that even for these upper middle class and sheltered kids, it's far less that they "can't" do this or that and far more that they "choose not to" do this or that. Again, shitty situation, and I HATE that these kids went through this, my only point here is that they could do things for themselves. They shouldn't have had to, but they could.

I really don't wanna sound like I am defending Nick OR belittling the situation these kids were in...I am just baffled at the lack of agency you guys seem to be saying teenagers have.

This topic has been argued to death, both sides move on.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick is her bitch. Lawyer or not, Nick had a lot of money and success. Divorce would fucking financially ruin him and everyone knows it.

we don't know that.
a prenup could be in place, and it could also be the case that all of "nicks" wealth is actually the property of some rekieta family foundation that is controlled by a board of various other family members - his parents, uncles, aunts, cousins etc.
maybe the house is not his, it might be foundation property and they graciously allow him to live in there rent-free. maybe the monthly allowance that the foundation pays him is cut down to pennies as a punishment for him getting divorced.
we don't know the details, but if these things are set up right then kayla can't really take much from him in divorce court because nick himself is kind of a destitute bum who barely makes $1500 a month from superchats on his dying stream these days.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What a dumb and autistic take. Kayla isn't innocent and you can't force anyone to do anything. She's not dependent on Nick. If anything, Nick is her bitch. Lawyer or not, Nick had a lot of money and success. Divorce would fucking financially ruin him and everyone knows it. Why do you think they went to the swinger resort in the first place? Because she could get away with it and ultimately Nick didn't care. The moment cocaine entered their household, Kayla could've said "Enough.", ratted him out and everyone would've been better off for it. What did she do instead? She snorted it with him.

Women aren't these things that grovel at people's feet and they're perfectly capable of their own choices. They have agency.

Where the hell did I say she was innocent? I said she’s dependent and desperate to stay married no matter what Nick wants. I think it’s why he’s taken the humiliation stuff so far - to punish her and make sure she’s got lots of dirty laundry too.

If divorce was such an easy pay day, that she wanted, she would have walked long ago. You guys act like Nick is Joe Blow normie. If you don’t think Nick’s family carefully structured the trusts, and other matters, to ensure family wealth was totally protected in the event of divorces you are retarded. A divorce would be nasty. She would eventually walk away with decent alimony and some child support IF she got custody. I think 50/50 custody would be likely, unless they both went scorched earth and each fought for full. Nick would def do this.

A divorce from an attorney with a wealthy family would be brutal on her, not some lottery ticket. It would also be drawn out for years because Nick is just that type of asshole.

I think Nick’s biggest worry is that his substance abuse and marriage woes could jeopardize his shares and control over the family wealth and trust, not because of Kayla, but his parents. His parents aren’t going to trust him to have control and decision powers over his children’s shares or other matters given his current state of affairs. Nick playing lawyer family man was a way for him to convince his parents he was a responsible adult that could definitely make good decisions over family wealth. He ruined that by demonstrating he couldn’t handle anything once he created some independent wealth on his own, with no oversight. Nick parents have probably been meeting with their lawyers this month to get some things changed in their wills

Now that Nick tanked his own earnings and career he will need the family money again. If he gets disbursements, or regular income, from a trust and got a divorce Kayla would get a chunk which would pinch hard without all the YT bucks. She might get the old house, the current house is owned by a trust so it’s protected.

If Kayla had wanted to divorce him and try to take him to the cleaners, last year would have been the time to file because they would have based everything on his 2021-2022 earnings.

Kayla has become a codependent wreck during her marriage to Nick. Nick was more important to her than the well being of herself and her children. It was always Nick’s fiefdom, not Kayla’s, but it got a lot harder for to remain in it these last few years and she had to start sharing it with other women.

 

[NadeND-001]

Are you guys for real arguing that 12-16 year olds can't do their own laundry and make their own food? Nick is a piece of shit and so is his wife and the kids did not deserve any of this, but jesus christ guys kids aren't helpless. Where did you guys grow up and how was your upbringing so sheltered if you didn't do laundry or cook food? Literally everything has instructions on it AND everyone has the internet, for one thing, and that's a step up from when even I was growing up in the late 80s/90s. My 11 year old daughter makes her lunch for school every day and does her own laundry among other chores. YES, Nick hasnt been a disaster for that long and YES a 16 year old cannot go from 0-100 in a couple of months, but are we really sitting here saying a 16 year old can't figure out how to do laundry if they need to? Come on guys. Even if they didn't have laundry detergent, you can throw them in there anyway and just do the wash with water only.

Don't mistake this for taking Nick/Kaylas side at all. And I do not think kids should be totally taking care of themselves or unsupervised all the time. But to act like a fucking 16 year old is incapable of figuring out how to do laundry or make some food is ridiculous. Maybe I am way off base here but I hope I'm not, because if teenagers can't even figure out how to eat for themselves then I guess society is just done for. I am absolutely convinced that even for these upper middle class and sheltered kids, it's far less that they "can't" do this or that and far more that they "choose not to" do this or that. Again, shitty situation, and I HATE that these kids went through this, my only point here is that they could do things for themselves. They shouldn't have had to, but they could.

I really don't wanna sound like I am defending Nick OR belittling the situation these kids were in...I am just baffled at the lack of agency you guys seem to be saying teenagers have.

the supplemental report tells it the kids didnt know how to do shit. this was a fail on the parents and the nanny not teaching them how to do things.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

Ah yes while Nick, Kayla and April are coked our their minds and deep in a k-hole. It's the 16 year olds fault for not looking after his siblings.
How fucking dumb to you have to be to shove the blame onto a child. The kids are the fucking victims in this story and its honestly horrible to see people defending or trying to lessen the blame on Nick and Kayla. It's fucking sickening what happened to those kids.

 

[verymuchawful]

>Kiwis getting gaslit into blaming the kids for not being more self-dependent
Just because you have anecdotes of other children being more mature and independent doesn't mean that applies to Nick's children. Nick's children are sheltered, have lived a cushy lifestyle, did not attend public school to face the challenge that is learning to deal with other people, and have now been subjected to Nick and Kayla's degenerate behavior while being fed spaghettios by Aaron the cuck. Where is their example to follow to be independent? Nick is hardly independent himself. He's a non-practicing lawyer with no lose condition because he will always be held up by his parents and the trust fund. You're asking sheltered home-schooled children that didn't have to face hardship until the past few years to suddenly know how to survive in this hellish scenario as their drunk and coked up father that makes child molestation jokes at their expense is holed up in a basement containing a floor demon sucking his limp dick while he looks at farting dragon art. Also they had a nanny, a nanny that quit! The one constant adult figure that unconditionally was taking care of the children and house. Gone.

 

[3deadniggers]

Fat racist retard who can't even deliver his frog drawings on time is asking literal children to do fucking laundry.
Yeah the eldest is 17 and they can do their own laundry. Does this fat blob of lard expect the 12-year-old to do the same? Or the 17-year-old should do laundry for all 5 of the children?

Oh wait. The oldest child doesn't even live there.

It's not unreasonable to expect a young teenager to do laundry. They're capable of putting clothes in a washing machine and turning it on. These kids had terrible parents, but a good parent would be introducing them to doing laundry, basic cooking and cleaning at this point. By 14 a teenager should be able to take care of their own space, do their laundry and cook a few meals. Schools used to teach this things at that age and parents would ask their teenage children to help around the house to earn pocket money. It's a good way to teach them skills they will need when they move out while giving them cash they need with a sense of what it means to earn and value it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What did Andrew know? He was with Rekieta at Anime Matsuri in 2022, when Nick was 40,

Andrew actually commented about Nick having some personal issues that we all could see, a few months back on one of his Disney streams. Andrew had recognized the deterioration, had suggested Nick needed to dial back the drinking, and had chosen to professionally distanced himself from Nick and his oncoming train wreck.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

we don't know that.
a prenup could be in place, and it could also be the case that all of "nicks" wealth is actually the property of some rekieta family foundation

I think most of his drex streams he admitted he doesn't have a prenup.

 

[Harm]

If that 16 year old didn't want to raise those 4 children then he shouldn't have permitted Nick to impregnate Kayla those 4 additional times. Hasn't that kid heard about protection? Abortions? He brought those 4 into this world, so it only makes sense he should have to care for them!

Not to brag, but when I was a toddler, I would raise 7 other children all by myself (not a brag or anything, just a fact). I stepped up and enabled my parents to abuse mysterious brown substances, why can't this spoiled brat do the same?

Let's be pragmatic about this and hoist all the blame on the children. They bought that booze for their father, after all, they knew what they were signing up for when they fired the nanny. Nick and Kayla begged him to keep the nanny, but he punched them both and signed the pink slip before choosing April to replace her.

It's not unreasonable to expect children to turn that crackhouse into a crackhome (yes, I'm stealing the PPP line).

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I would like to remind everyone ragging on a 16 year old for not picking up all of the slack, Kayla herself couldn't handle being a full-time homemaker to five kids and a passably sober adult man. They literally had to hire a live in nanny years ago because it was all just soo much. Stop the covering for Kayla. You think a mother like that was able to impart on her kids any domestic responsibility or experience? Get your fucking head on straight.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

cook a few meals.

Spaghettos isn't a meal. Nor it should be something that kids should make a diet off of when the parents have the means to do more.