Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[gang weeder]

I give and gave Kayla some "space" even though she's confirmed to be struggling with addiction and has failed as a mother. It's a tough situation for me, a mother who does laundry daily and plans meals. Hear me out.

Kayla was fighting back!

According to Aaron (and I believe him on this point), she was throwing marriage books at Nick, feeling gaslit, calling out his hypocrisy, and having screaming matches with him in Aaron's front yard. How many fans or ex-fans have had similar desires? She probably gave him that black eye.

She also removed herself from social media and his streams many months ago.

She's simply not made of strong stuff. I wish she were.

I predicted a slightly scandalous and difficult divorce, but I understand why that didn't happen. Can you imagine trying to divorce Nick when his entire online identity revolves around being a dad and husband? When he, and his trust fund, control all the finances? When your community is almost entirely Evangelical?

I'm not part of that culture, but I can see how gaslit she was.

Bad take. If you're married to a toxic addict degenerate, the only sensible course of action is divorce and claim you are saving your children from an abuser. The church would take her side 1000% and crucify Nick. Yes it would suck for all parties, but you know what else also sucks? Continuing a failed marriage to a toxic addict degenerate. If Nick refuses to reform--which was and is clearly the case--divorce is the only option.

Fact is Kayla didn't have the good sense or strength of character to do the right thing. I think it's plausible that she held off on divorce because she would lose access to drugs and swinging. If her primary concern was the well-being of her kids, she would have pulled the divorce trigger. Instead what did she do? Apparently she spent all her time doing drugs and swinging. Remember Aaron was doing more to care for her kids than she was. That removes any case that actually she was a good person deep down somehow.

If she doesn't file for divorce at this point that just further proves how guilty she is in all of this.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Everyone seems to be missing the point that although the kids are capable of such simple tasks that they actively chose to be hungry and smell and hide in their rooms, rather than be out in the common areas of the house and risk interacting with their cokehead parents.

just again any comments I might have in regards to a kids' ability to do laundry once in a while is assuming they are in a stable well adjusted household. I think it is unreasonable to the point of derangement to expect such things from the rekeita kids due to their upbringing and especially not now due to the state of their parents. Anyone trying to use a 16 year old doing occasional chores as some twisted argument to excuse nick should just off themselves. (talking to you @FROG )

 

[Strix454]

The further right you go the worse it gets, America First seem to be openly gay and/or pedophiles.

America First is a special case because they are an entirely fake movement. Its controlled political opposition. Its a bunch of lowlifes who don't believe in anything who are bought and paid for by forces unnamed to do their bidding. Their gayness is who they really are.

To talk about the rest....

All small non-mainstream political movements (right and left) are a haven for sociopathic grifters. Those grifters tend to either be sexually messed up or become sexually messed up through fame. People often create non-mainstream political groups/movements because there is already something wrong with them that keeps them from mainstream success.

The real thing can be out there. But one of the flaws of the audience is that if they are given a choice between the real thing and a total fraud, they will choose the fraud nearly every single time.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

Jesus fucking Christ are people still here arguing that the 16 year old should've usurped Nick's fatherhood?

We really need a new development because I'm losing braincells reading this spergery. Any news on the bodycam footage?

 

[Potatoherder]

This rando on twitter sums up Nick well. Especially the 'he mistook fame for virtue' part. Nick believed he was unassailable.

https://x.com/FejdaszRichard/status/1796198954859630609

https://archive.ph/gdWpS

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He was raised Catholic.

Well that parish failed his father.

 

[Puff]

Kayla fought back by sneaking ketamine into fucking prison.

*attempting to sneak ketamine into prison.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Place you bets on today's shocking revelation from Little Columbia. I'm betting April is pregnant with Nick's cocaine baby.

 

[Malaika]

Jesus fucking Christ are people still here arguing that the 16 year old should've usurped Nick's fatherhood?

We really need a new development because I'm losing braincells reading this spergery. Any news on the bodycam footage?

I assume Null will update us on it tonight at MATI

Place you bets on today's shocking revelation from Little Columbia. I'm betting April is pregnant with Nick's cocaine baby.

April being pregnant would be a pretty insane revelation but I doubt using a Balldo is good for the fertility

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Sally (Locals leather-titted lewd poster) hops on the neglectsplaning train.

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She loved those clothes so much that she asked the police for clothes. Complete strangers...

 

[Queesechake]

I give and gave Kayla some "space" even though she's confirmed to be struggling with addiction and has failed as a mother. It's a tough situation for me, a mother who does laundry daily and plans meals. Hear me out.

Kayla was fighting back!

According to Aaron (and I believe him on this point), she was throwing marriage books at Nick, feeling gaslit, calling out his hypocrisy, and having screaming matches with him in Aaron's front yard. How many fans or ex-fans have had similar desires? She probably gave him that black eye.

She also removed herself from social media and his streams many months ago.

She's simply not made of strong stuff. I wish she were.

I predicted a slightly scandalous and difficult divorce, but I understand why that didn't happen. Can you imagine trying to divorce Nick when his entire online identity revolves around being a dad and husband? When he, and his trust fund, control all the finances? When your community is almost entirely Evangelical?

I'm not part of that culture, but I can see how gaslit she was.

Are you retarded? Kayla was a strung out coke whore who didn't feed or bathe her children. She has a stable family she could have moved in with at any time. Some people think women have the brains of a 4 year old and can't walk without someone holding them up.

 

[AltisticRight]

Re: The laundry.

Wasn't it pointed out by a few people looking at photos of the house on zillow and other similar midwestern homes that the laundry was in the master bedroom? You really can't blame a 16 year old for not wanting to deal with parent rage/sex/drugged up cokeheads/god knows whatever else to clean some clothes. Even though a 16 year old CAN do laundry, he shouldn't have to worry that he'll find the other couple living there on top of his mother to do so.

Why can't lil'timmy do laundry while mummy is strapped onto a St. Andrew's Cross?

 

[Casshern]

Add this guy to your army (it doesn't matter which army) and call it Rackets.

I feel one of these are much closer aproximations to Nick. Maybe sculpt a baldo for them?

I would speculate that there is a part of him that actually cares to some extent, but it's buried far beneath his thirst for all things degenerate.

No. If there was even an iota of love and respect for God he wouldn’t have cursed at God and blasphemed in the ways he has on his cokestreams. While I pray he finds God, I cannot believe that he hasn’t abandoned God himself, assuming he ever had a relationship with Him to begin with.

Aren’t 16 year olds taking high school chemistry.
If you can mix elements in the classroom, you can DIY laundry detergent.

The only lye in that household is that Baldo loved his children.

This whole thing makes me so mati I'm going to fix a healthy snack for my kids right now. I don't care if that sounds gay.

Make some ants on a log or some animal faces on toast, loved that shit as a kid.

 

[DumbDude43]

Dude...

• Kayla has no job and no career
• They have been married for nearly 20 yrs
• They have FIVE children together
• Nick has claimed multiple times to have MILLIONS
• Nick has many assets
• Nick is a minor celebrity
• They have lived a lavish lifestyle their entire marriage

I don't need to be a lawyer to see how that goes. Even if all of the assets were untouchable, Nick would be paying for Kayla's livelihood for the rest of his life from alimony and child support alone. He would never be rid of those alimony payments. The whole reason alimony is based on "prospective income" is because of situations where Nick's assets are untouchable. There would be no mercy. As long as she hired a halfway competent lawyer, it'd be complete divorce rape.

even if she got a court to award her ten gorillion dollars of alimony and child support per month, it doesn't do her any good when nick doesn't own any property to take nor has meaningful income to garnish.
whatever monthly payout he gets from the family fund, they'll likely cut it off as punishment for fucking his life up so hard with drugs and divorce. he could probably survive on the $1k monthy pity payout his family gives him after that, but she would have a very hard time trying to collect $10k a month from a man who makes $1k a month.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Just a musing I had yesterday evening:

Everything the Dick Masterson says regarding Nick should be viewed through the lens of the fact that there’s a good chance that it was Dick that first got Nick into drugs in the first place.

This doesn’t absolve Nick in the slightest; he doesn’t need any help proving his underlying character flaws. But if you were looking for any more reasons to hate the disingenuous prick Juju, there you go.

 

[200MB]

If the plans of the house someone found are accurate, the laundry room is connected to the Master Bedroom walk in  dungeon closet. The washing machine might be too close to the dragons den to regularly utilize, for fear of waking the strong out hungover fornicating lunatics, or setting off Daddy.

"Big brother I'm out of clean clothes can you help me do some laundry?"
"Okay but the only way to the laundry room is *GULP* through the swinger sex dungeon!"

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Sean had the correct take, all this adds up with Balldo. Lotta people applying their anecdotal experiences to Balldos situation. It's not a sin to live your life so I'm not gonna fault the 16 yr old or kids for their parents fuck ups

 

[JackoVerde]

Jesus fucking Christ are people still here arguing that the 16 year old should've usurped Nick's fatherhood?

It’s common knowledge that when a young man turns 16, his father releases a sudden chemical in the brain. This causes him to become a degenerate junkie.
The families survival is dependent on the young man stepping up to take care of the family for a year or two until the stage of development in the father settles and stops.
Literally every 16 year old boy has gone through it since the caveman days.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The balldo glazing has reached this level. Child neglect is actually good because it teaches self-reliance.
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"It made me so self reliant that I am notorious for missing deadlines on all my projects. That 16 year old is a fucking pussy for not be willing to suddenly become mom and dad for his 4 younger siblings. I had to wash all of my brothers' balls when I was his age and feed the cat! Did I complain that it wasn't my job because mommy and daddy were to busy being strung out and fucking strangers? No! And I was thankful for it!"

Kill yourself Ethan. At least your children will remember you fondly for leaving themselves an insurance payout.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Can we all just stop and appreciate the possibility, however slim, that Nick will be stuck in prison with his retarded line-art tattoo unable to even get it finished for however long his sentence is?