Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. I know nothing about the situation, and it was probably Zionists from The Moon using a hard-light hologram projector to project fake cocaine into his orgy room. EVEN THE POLICE are blameless in this because the hologram cocaine looked so real.

It's all Aaron Amhole the Cuck's fault. Aaron was clearly instructed to feed the children with regular helpings of Spaghettios and get the dirty cum-soaked clothes and dishes off the floor. The Cuck was negligent in his duties, envious of Nick's massive Balldo™ (which he used to give incredible orgasms to the hotwife even after his penis was spent and limp). The envy caused Aaron to report the fake hologram cocaine to the pastor, who took the starving children as evidence of fault on the part of Nick and Lady Crackets. EVEN THOUGH AARON WAS. THE. ONE. ON SPAGHETTIO DUTY.

I couldn't resist.

MLshit, of course

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

You are a nigger.

You are a useless pussy.

 

[Pagan Min]

now we know from where the hot takes are.

Didn't think that was Sean's xitter account, since it's not the same avatar (and I thought he used an underscore instead of a space between the words in his name)... I could be wrong, though...

Edited to add: Yeah, double-checked, and it's not Sean's account... His xitter account is @LawTubeSean, not what those retards were going with...

Edit x2: Nevermind, I'm doubly-retarded with a side order of mongoloidism... Didn't realize that was discord stuff...

 

[CreyZark]

Still at it. We already established that the kids werent beein taught anything.
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"Understand the concept of CHORES"

Nigga please you don't even understand the concept of delivering your book on time. It's not the keedzz jawb to do basic fucking parenting like cooking actual meals for 5 people while mommy and daddy are snorting coke and playing with balldos.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I won’t lie, kiwi bros, when I was listening to someone reading the arrest report and the police office said how one one the little girls held his hand on the way out the house my eyes teared up a little.

Not defending Cokeman but holding a small child's hand is pretty usual for any profession. Especially cops. It's not really out of the norm....

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Who did the helicopter parenting in the first place?

Women and faggots.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

Been smiling and imagining this all week re. Judge Fischer (Olenna Tyrell).

Edit: Does anyone know why posting an image and inserting a thumbnail doubles the image, but deleting one deletes both?

 

[CeilingTile47]

I wrote this a few hours ago, but my posts still need to be mod approved and for some reason it got missed. Anyone know how long my posts need mod approval?

Years back Joe talked on a stream somewhere about his practice. From what I recall, he buys up judgements against people that would be considered 'bad judgements'. That is to say, judgements where the likelihood of collecting is fairly low. Imagine someone gets a settlement for $250k, but the person who the judgement is against has no real assets and makes minimum wage or not much more kind of deal. He buys them up extremely cheap, pennies on the dollar, then works the systems to collect on them. Basically if he only collects on 10% of the judgements he buys, he's still making profit.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

I cant believe how many people in this thread admit to taking cocaine. Thats fucking nuts. Is it that common in the US, where people casually take some coke?

Lol, spud nigger here. In Ireland doing a line in the pub toilet is almost as socially accepted as getting a pint at the bar, and it's even more prevalent over in the UK. Not ideal, but it is what it is.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

There is a Church video floating around that shows Nick and Kayla standing on stage of their local church with their eldest. It's a very short clip. They are being clapped for something.

Something bothers me about that.

I am wondering if their eldest may be "touched" in some way.

The kids were being confirmed into the Church from what I’ve gathered the other kids on stage are 13-14. The oldest is two years older and way too scrawny. I’m honestly starting to believe Lady Cracktits may have withheld food as punishment.

The family looks like they walked out of Andersonville, but the boys got in a bit later.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

I am calling it now,

after this clusterfuck is over and the dust is settled, lawtube as a whole will basically be looked at in contempt for defending an alcoholic child abusing coke addict.

It will never have the same level of popularity again, especially the current batch of lawtubers as a whole. I am not saying Sean himself would be in contempt or people like him, but as a whole......yeah lawtube is fucked. This going to be like Nick Fuentez and how his rise to popularity fizzled to nothing because he was defending degeneracy and criminality.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It HAS occurred to me that a kid saying they are hungry being part of the basis for this entire investigation is a little wacky. I only say that because 1. I have kids 2. they exaggerate everything and 3. old church ladies are the nosiest people on earth and will literally tattle on you for leaving a speck of dust on your seat. It's wild that Nick would have gotten away with all this if he had just done the very basic things of washing some clothes and not streaming while high and wasted.

There's more to it than that. When one of the kids said they were hungry, their teacher could've asked something like "what did you have for dinner last night?" or "when did you last eat?".
Combine that with the smelly unwashed clothes, the fact that Nick is wealthy, and the fact that he's been openly showing signs of very erratic behaviour....
Don't be retarded - nobody's going to go running to the cops because a kid said "I'm hungry" once.
It's been a confluence of factors over a period of months - the fact that Nick out of nowhere started railing against the church a while back (around Easter?) suggests that they approached him and asked "Buddy, is everything ok?" and he told them to fuck off.

I'm firmly in the camp of "the pastor did the right thing." Nick's community could see something was wrong, and it would appear that the church tried intervening without getting the police involved, but got pushed back. Nick has forfeited the right to complain about "muh big bad gubmint", but only because he's too coked up to even acknowledge he's done anything wrong.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Did his mommy also handwash his cock and balls until he was 12?

I think female children tend to be brought in on laundry chores more often than male children. Girls also usually care more about their outfits and how they look starting in middle school on. I believe I was in middle school when I started doing my laundry. I remember up through high school that there would be guys wearing the same wrinkled or stinking clothes multiple times a week.

Nick's older kids could've looked up how to do things like cooking or laundry online but the fact that the oldest son had to correspond with the church and cover for his parents being nonfunctional is a firmly unreasonable ask.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Still at it. We already established that the kids werent beein taught anything.
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When I was a kid chores included: Mowing the lawn, taking out trash. weeding the garden, cleaning your room, doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the kitchen, vacuuming the living room, washing windows, dusting.
It never involved TAKING CARE OF MY FUCKING SIBLINGS. Because that's your fucking parents job, not yours.

Seriously, how hard will EVS go to defend Nick? If we found out tomorrow that Nick was letting his degenerate swinger buddy fuck his kids would he start defending that too? I honestly think he would, he's thrown away whatever vestiges of morality he once had claim to at this point.

 

[NadeND-001]

Didn't think that was Sean's xitter account, since it's not the same avatar (and I thought he used an underscore instead of a space between the words in his name)... I could be wrong, though...

yeah i checked and ralphy boi got bamboozled by a fake account
this is his real acc on twatter

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Didn't think that was Sean's xitter account, since it's not the same avatar (and I thought he used an underscore instead of a space between the words in his name)... I could be wrong, though...

Edited to add: Yeah, double-checked, and it's not Sean's account... His xitter account is @LawTubeSean, not what those retards were going with...

That's very obviously a Discord screenshot, not Twitter.

yeah i checked and ralphy boi got bamboozled by a fake account
this is his real acc on twatter

They have a way to communicate obviously because Sean has been on Ralph's show multiple times.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Didn't think that was Sean's xitter account, since it's not the same avatar (and I thought he used an underscore instead of a space between the words in his name)... I could be wrong, though...

Edited to add: Yeah, double-checked, and it's not Sean's account... His xitter account is @LawTubeSean, not what those retards were going with...

For what it's worth, those are Discord screenshots.

 

[Pagan Min]

That's very obviously a Discord screenshot, not Twitter.

Well... er... YOUR MA!!! *runs away*

Whoops, my bad... Since I'm not privy to his discord stuff, that makes all my stuff moot...

 

[Father Balldo]

Sean bros... is this the beginning of the balldo'ing of Sean? Will he be licking freight trains soon?

I'm scared.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Ethan Ralph is claiming someone from lawtube has told him it was thatstarwarsgrl that called in the tip that lead to the warrant. https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1796262334773744077
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What seems more likely? Ralph has a deep cover mole in lawtube like Woodward and Bernstein's Deep Throat or he made it the fuck up?

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God bless these trolls.