Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

Probably late, but, I'm glad to see his priorities are in the right place.
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literally can't wait for him to start streaming again and watch the carcrash

 

[CeilingTile47]

You, explain yourself, sus. New account, excessive, paced and specific questions about April, the nanny and their involvement. Poorly disguised offerings, knowledge of the law and legal process, "maga" mention.

Sorry forgot I wasnt on reddit.

I'm an autist who used to watch Nick and lawtube, eventually I got sick of that community and tuned out. When all this shit went down, I became fascinated with the spectacular explosion of Nick and lawtube civil war and came here to piece together the timeline between when I stopped watching and the current day.

 

[Friendly Potato]

"New studio" means Kayla threw him out the house!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Rekieta promising to stream and not streaming isn’t new, but the new streaming room is. Either he’s in a hotel because his house is basically police evidence now or he’s waiting to get his door replaced or Kayla kicked him out. Interesting.

If it's a hotel room then that's some real desperate shit if he can't even just DFE.

 

[Fapcop]

This right here is what always made me MATI about Nick. I've known quite a lot of people with substance issues and every single one of them turned to drugs when they were at their lowest, to

It’s a myth that struggling makes people turn to dope.

Addiction is part psychological and part physiological. If you’re generically predisposed to it, your circumstances don’t matter much.

Sometimes you hear about people trying heroin or coke one time and who don’t like it. “It just made me sleepy and nauseous.”

Other people try it once and go “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?”

Not going to fault Nick for having some weird Polack gene that makes him likely to be a drunkard. There’s plenty of things to shit on him for already.

 

[CeilingTile47]

A hotel room is actually the perfect place for Nick to stream from, they all provide a complimentary cuck chair.

 

[break these cuffs]

And he's by far more articulate and level-headed than most of the sektur characters. I also appreciate watching someone who is just there to clown and isn't trying the save comics or the west or whatever retard boomer grift.

PayPayPay is just trying to keep the heat on.

 

[Mikoyan]

Interesting... it seems to be that liver cirrhosis deaths were decreasing to prohibition levels before prohibition though. Any explanation for that??

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https://www.statista.com/statistics/1088683/death-rate-rate-during-prohibition/

Drinkin' age men between especially early 1917 and mid-1919, and tapering off after that, had something really Great to be off doing in France.

 

[Heed Not]

Is the argument for not speaking to the cops literally that nothing you say to them can actually help you, and it will only make it worse for you?

Disregard users saying there are little oopsies where it helps. NEVER talk to cops when you are a suspect and highly consider not doing so even if you're trying to report something. The police are basically state certified Honorary Negroes and you should frame your interactions as such.

 

[GoudaChris]

His quote about switching to day time streaming is definitely an alcoholics cope. Trust me I’ve been there. He’s still going to get fucked up at night but he thinks he’s out smarting people(the Swiss cheese brain)by going to day streams. It’ll be a short matter of time before he’s fucked up on stream in the middle of the afternoon

 

[MeltyTW]

Not going to fault Nick for having some weird Polack gene that makes him likely to be a drunkard. There’s plenty of things to shit on him for already

Nick idolized flagrant libertinism though it's clear genes or no he just wants to party for material pleasure so I think saying it's his genes gives him an undue crutch. He's a selfish little twerp and twists whatever philosophy to his gain without understanding it

He just sees material pleasure and selfishness as the end all be all and did drugs because he wanted an experience

It’ll be a short matter of time before he’s fucked up on stream in the middle of the afternoon

Ah the Ethan ralph method

 

[Fapcop]

>without speaking about my case

He's totally gonna talk about the case.

He will likely slide by on the first couple of superchats.

But as they keep hammering him and Nick starts getting drunk, he absolutely will!

 

[Finger Pistols]

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I read this as one, multiple or all of the following:
a) Divorce ark incoming.
b) Trust fund privileges and parent's support has been revoked.
c) He's downgrading due to the lack of revenue and tanking numbers.
d) Now with his children gone he can move the studio from his meth basement to his cocaine living room.
e) He'll just get a green screen or close up camera so as not to reveal much from his location (I doubt this one).

 

[Null]

@Null sus

I'm the one that said it because Signal is a legitimate app and privacy is a constitutional and human right, nigger retard

 

[zimzam88]

His quote about switching to day time streaming is definitely an alcoholics cope. Trust me I’ve been there. He’s still going to get fucked up at night but he thinks he’s out smarting people(the Swiss cheese brain)by going to day streams. It’ll be a short matter of time before he’s fucked up on stream in the middle of the afternoon

He already obviously deeply associates drinking whiskey with streaming. He's basically conditioned himself to do that, he wont be able to help himself. Especially when he will feel so much more inhibited socially in a very social situation.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

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Please for all that is good please junk that awful fucking painting behind him.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Well, not sure about Florida but I’m convinced he’s moved out now.

 

[datura_binge]

You are (or were) a mildly successful streamer on a downward trend who has a catastrophic event happen to you that will irreparably damage your reputation for the rest of your life. The entire internet explodes for days on end about your now ongoing court case and the details of what happened. People are disavowing you and mocking you constantly. Do you:

A: Accept responsibility for your failings, earnestly state you are willing to change, and hold your head up with dignity as you go about repairing your life, reputation, and family.

B: Go radio silent, offer nothing of substance or interest in the hopes that the heat dies down and that people will move on due to lack of activity.

C: Spaz the fuck out in DMs and offer more mountains of tangible evidence that the detractors were 100% right and had you figured out long ago. Start fights and get shit faced, showing that you are defiant in the face of overwhelming evidence and haven't learned a single fucking thing while inventing conspiracies and enemies that conspired to dethrone you from your entitled greatness.

I can't wait to see the amount of people that will flood his chat and dump on him the second he decides to show his smug face on camera.

I really have no clue what he is expecting if/when he goes live again. If he somehow thinks the entire universe isn't going to be in there shitting on him or trolling him, he is sadly mistaken. Even his "best bros" now are just content farming him for clicks.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Not reading all the explosion of posts since Nick said he's doing a new studio setup.

Theory - He has unconditional bond, so he can leave the state. Maybe he went somewhere else to let Kayla and maybe the kids have the house back?

Only playing the Devil's advocate because I want to see a good ending to this where Nick has hit rock bottom and wants to turn things around to get back to being a happy Christian husband and father of 5.

I'm not that naive to truly expect this outcome, but as an actual Christian, I am mandated to pray for repentance.

 

[Procrastinhater]

His quote about switching to day time streaming is definitely an alcoholics cope. Trust me I’ve been there. He’s still going to get fucked up at night but he thinks he’s out smarting people(the Swiss cheese brain)by going to day streams. It’ll be a short matter of time before he’s fucked up on stream in the middle of the afternoon

That was my guess.
He thinks he's being slick.
That he won't be noticably shitfaced during the day and he has all night to get fucked up.
And I agree.
If he doesn't fuck up the very first stream its a matter of time before we get another Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed level disaster because its apparent this turbonigger hasn't learned a Goddamn thing.