Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
May have missed it, but something I haven't seen talked about is where the fuck were the grandparents when all this was going on? Did they never come to the house to visit?

Kayla's should be local. But we don't get much perspective on their visits or involvement through Nick that I remember.

Nick's parents are in Florida and he will occasionally talk about them visiting on stream. They seemed involved. At least in the past.

We don't really know when the house fell apart other than it probably happened at some time between new years and early May. i.e. the winter after the december holidays. Given that this is rural Minnesota, I would think Nick & family would be visiting his parents in Florida during the winter rather than them coming up to visit him. But that is speculation.

I think though that even if the family visited the grandparents and florida and never saw the house during the winter, that the condition of everyone would have been impossible to hide. Especially the kids. But also Kalya and Nick's weight loss & general physical condition.
 
I think though that even if the family visited the grandparents and florida and never saw the house during the winter, that the condition of everyone would have been impossible to hide. Especially the kids. But also Kalya and Nick's weight loss & general physical condition.
That's the part I don't get. Even if they didn't go to the house it would be impossible to not notice that Nick lost a significant amount of weight, especially in his face, and that Kayla looked like a used up strung out crack whore.
Actually, prohibition in the US in the 1920ies worked.

A lot of people like to pretend that it was a huge failure because it didn’t magically make alcohol consumption disappear overnight. But if you look at statistics, alcohol consumption fell pretty dramatically.
How would anyone possibly know if it "worked" or not? Did they go house to house asking people if they're consuming something that is illegal?
 
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Nick's parents are in Florida and he will occasionally talk about them visiting on stream. They seemed involved. At least in the past.

We don't really know when the house fell apart other than it probably happened at some time between new years and early May. i.e. the winter after the december holidays. Given that this is rural Minnesota, I would think Nick & family would be visiting his parents in Florida during the winter rather than them coming up to visit him. But that is speculation.
Nick's parents (or at least his father) was visiting him sometime in the past month or two. This is from about 6 weeks ago. The leaked DMs from a few days ago also suggest his dad was around recently.


It's unclear whether either of his parents talked to him about his clearly deteriorating physical condition, even if they didn't suspect he was addicted to drugs. The way Nick presented it, they did not raise any issue.
 
What fandom will Nick try to latch onto like the parasite he is? He already did anime and 40k (dropped that the instant it wasn't making him money), he tried video games for a hot minute. Movies? A little too broad. Will he try anime again? Will he actually play and finish a D&D campaign?
He was doing movies on twitch for awhile, streamed American Beauty at least once.
 
Did Nick get his weird comedian dreams from interacting with Chrissy Mayer and the WATP EU of meh “professional” comedians? Plus that show ended up being a shit show that even Mayer ended up skipping for some made up reason IIRC because her dad got shot and killed (can’t believe I forgot about that part), and Nick likely bumped a few people by going for like twice as long as he was supposed to with his shitty set that was essentially just “racism heeheehoohoo”. I like to imagine he’s tried to get gigs from various clubs but got turned away or ghosted for that one specific video.
“Hey, can ‘the wise crackin lawyer’ do a set at your club?”
“Uh, let’s see… Just send in a sizzle reel so we can know what we’re working with”
“Yeah, here’s this one where I stay on for longer than I’m supposed to and brag about it, and it’s also my first and only actual set”
*cricket sounds*

Edit: fixed forgetting about dead dad
 
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This nigga's new setup is just going to be a green screen and an obvious even shittier lighting and audio setup.
Ahhh, The Ethan Ralph Special, a fine choice! on that note, how great would if be if balldo made a run for it like the gunt? He probably wouldn't but he is so fucking delusional (and more than likely drunk) that i wouldnt rule it out completely at this point.
 
My guess is one, his marriage was already not great at that time, two, he already had a problem with alcohol (though again, it got even worse later on), three, he always resented having moral constraints placed on him by his family and incel church prudes and always fantasized about a hedonistic "party" lifestyle, feeling like it was something he had missed out on in life.

Now I'm sure Kayla had lots of problems too. You don't have to pick one or the other though
I’m going to give Kayla and Nick credit for the first dozen years. Five kids is a lot of work, they managed to at least keep them healthy, fed and going to school and church with no problems in their community. Obviously a lot easier with grandad’s money, but they still had to change a lot of diapers, wipe noses, lose sleep, wash faces and get kids to school most mornings.

I think after a decade in the trenches with four small kids Nick started to tire of it, and then a band-aid baby appeared. Band-aid babies are usually the last gasp of a dying marriage. The youngest is six? Nick started streaming about six years ago? I think Nick was already looking for outlets and was restless while Kayla dealt with the newborn. Kayla took care of the baby, kids, Nick got into Maddox’s lolsuit and streaming.

Then the youngest gets to pre-school age, Nick e-fame is taking off and Kayla thinks she’s losing him. For the first time in 15 years Kayla doesn’t have a baby or toddler to care for. After devoting a decade plus caring for small kids, suddenly not having a kid under 4 gives you free time you are not used to. Meanwhile Nick is spending all his time with this streaming stuff and talking to people online.

She starts trying to look better, boob job, plastic surgery, etc…being something other than SAH super mom, because Nick talks about OF chicks, anime chick, porn, etc... starts trying to indulge in all this kinky stuff Nick likes to tease on stream. Gets involved with the Locals bs, etc… Hedonism…

Nick having so many kids is odd given his attitude. It has to do with heirs getting a percentage of the family trust (they are usually structured that way) so the more minor children the bigger stake Nick controlled until they reach certain ages. I think Nick envisioned himself as winning the family dynasty wealth via out breeding the competition. He just didn’t consider how much work and time kids take on life and marriage even if granddaddy’s fortune is subsidizing them. Five kids don’t leave couples with much “me time” or free time.

Nick eventually grew resentful of losing prime years of HIS life dealing with kids and what they needed, not what Nick wanted!

Many people have noted that Nick never seemed happy about his kids. Usually the father of one or three or five occasionally gets sentimental or gushes about his kids. Never saw any evidence of this with Nick. No cute stories, antidotes, bragging, nothing. Only time kids were mentioned was bitch and moan sessions.

Ffs even after the arrest, one of the only comments he’s made, is once again harping on the mileage required to drive his kid around by granddad. Unreal. He really seems to dislike and resent his own kids.

If I had to guess his temper, late night hours and locking himself in his basement/ bedroom meant his kids sort of feared him and weren’t closely bonded to him. They probably preferred mom, nanny and each other which would have made him seethe. I see Nick as that dad that when he finally felt like giving a kid the time of day and they didn’t eagerly run to him, he got pissed off and decided he wouldn’t make that mistake again. Kids don’t appreciate how lucky they are that Nick had twenty minutes to spare for them. I can’t imagine what he was prick he was while angrily being forced to drive them places.,
Good lawgic has kids, so if he’s saying 6 years olds wash themselves, maybe he taught his kids to do so.
lol. I’d like someone to ask his wife if those kids were bathing all by themselves at six. I bet you’d have a very different answer.
 
That's the thing with narcs though, they require the validation and worship of others and they tend to chameleon their way into groups to try to find an avenue with which to impress others. They cannot derive satisfaction from anything in absence of that attention. The other thing I see them do often, especially online, is deliberately go seek out negative attention in order to feel like a righteous warrior fighting the haters, more validation that requires other people in order to achieve. Whatever the cause, there is no fixing them because they are incapable of accepting that their behavior causes their own problems. Criticism and even concern just invite contempt from the narc because they fundamentally lack empathy.

Half the people in this thread talking about it are saying EXACTLY that lol.

You're a retard. I'm done arguing, go on pretending that 16 year olds are helpless cant can't even pick their noses by themselves. Have fun!
Pot calling the kettle nigger huh? It's not about the idea a 16 year old can take care of themselves, it's the fact they SHOULDN'T BE EXPECTED TO.


Don't have kids because holy shit, you'd probably blame a baby for not changing it's own diaper. Any quality parent REGARDLESS of age will always strive to care for their kids and make things easier/prepare them proper.
 
This may be a retarded question, but does anyone know why Kyle from PKA was convicted of federal charges because he was caught with weed (a small amount compared to Balldo's coke) and guns, but Balldo isn't? He only spent 60 days in prison, but it was federal, not local.
Because the ATF had a hard on for a guy who was playing with MGs on YouTube and not some douchecanoe in rural Minnesota.
 
Can Elissa release all 14 locals streams parts before the end of the month? 🤔
No dude, it's totally one of the promised Locals streams, just like this one that says 1 of 14. It's real dude, come on, he did it even when his 6 year won't even lift a finger to help. It's so wrong dude, Locals is so fucking rigged.
 
I think the "new studio" is about not getting raided again. He's going to change the background and pretend to be in an "undisclosed location" instead of his house. It won't work, but I think Nick and Lady Gollum are just still entirely delusional and he has some master plan keep the coke streams rolling and beat the charges.

This nigga is never gonna get his kids back lol.
 
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I think the "new studio" is about not getting raided again. He's going to change the background and pretend to be in an "undisclosed location" instead of his house. It won't work, but I think Nick and Lady Gollum are just still entirely delusional and he has some master plan keep the coke streams rolling and beat the charges.

This nigga is never gonna get his kids back lol.
The studio will be the Rustang - sign off for the first stream will be him wrapping it around a tree at 130 mph.
 
What fandom will Nick try to latch onto like the parasite he is? He already did anime and 40k (dropped that the instant it wasn't making him money), he tried video games for a hot minute. Movies? A little too broad. Will he try anime again? Will he actually play and finish a D&D campaign?
This nigga's new setup is just going to be a green screen and an obvious even shittier lighting and audio setup.
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