Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
I think this is a function of the need to change your mindset from being a degenerate who's obsessed with drugs and alcohol, to somebody who no longer uses drugs and alcohol yet remains obsessed by them.

It's also a grift. People who stop using will often need a new grift. I used to think it was hilarious/irritating in equal measure. These days, I'm more sympathetic. It's a coping strategy to get people through that difficult early recovery. Most of them will grow out of it and return to normal. But the ones that don't tend to be insufferable.
My uncle used to alternate between being so evangelical Christian he was insulting and hostile to anyone who didn't agree with him, and being a coked out junkie who stole from his kids

Honestly, cat law isn't a very deep topic, definitely not entire-channel-worthy. It could also be about conservation and zookeeping, I suppose
It's considered "best practice" by most of the world's zoological associations to raise wild cat cubs alongside at least one other similar-aged feline cub; if a cat is born singly, or has to be separated from its littermates for some reason, then some zoos will pair the cub with a dog, as apparently it boosts their confidence as they grow up. This is especially common among cheetah cubs, which sadly have a high mortality rate even in the best of circumstances. Many of these pairings will remain friends into adulthood, or for their whole lives, it's a fun topic to research.
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I wonder if anyone has tried that with Capybaras since that one clan? colony? seems to have taken in that cat without issue
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.
Yes because his drinking made him an asshole and his swinging was an affront to his "stance" on trad life.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.
I don't know. I'd lowkey despise him even if it was just the cuckoldry. Call me an incel prude but I think it's shitting on your promises. I've never seen it not be lowkey abuse and usually it basically means the marriage is over. If people got into a relationship with cucking being up-front, I'd still think they were degenerates but not abject failures as humans.

Even if it was both the drugs and the guns, I'm not a fan of the state overreach of just having both at the same time somehow being criminal.

And it's not as if I didn't already despise this guy for way more than the cucking and lying. He's been a gigantic asshole in many ways, often to people he called "friends," and this Eric July shit was completely contemptible too. I thought I'd reached peak Rekieta-hate though, until he pulled this stunt.

And the evil fuck is on Twitter thinking he's dunking on anyone when he's destroyed his family, abused his kids, and ruined his life for nothing. He seriously can burn and die now.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.
there's a saying in the entertainment business "If you want to be naughty, be discreet. if you can't be discreet, don't be naughty" Nick's fault here is that he couldn't be discreet. he put all his degeneracy on display
 
Does anyone else find it strange how many people ITT gargle PPPs balls? He's a fat retard like wut
PPP is currently being funny and attacking people I don't like/I think deserve it, so the fact he's a tepid Christian landwhale with no strong allegiances to anything or anyone I can ignore. When he's a bigger retard than usual, I'll go back to disliking him again.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.
He presented a trad con lifestyle and made money off of it while being a fucking degenerate behind closed doors. I'd still look down on him for being a cuck, but with him being a cuck after calling so many people out on the same thing I have to throw stones at the scum bag.

Also the odd drink was/is not his only vice.
 
That's the bail bond agency acknowledging their relationship with Nick and agreement to front a bond to ensure his appearance.

You sign an additional agreement with the agency that grants them the right to come onto your property and into your residence to arrest you without additional requirements should you violate conditions. The can establish other conditions on their own. They're not risking 50k and just telling people "Well, off you go. Bye."

Those two pieces of paper are not the only parts of the bail agreement that Nick executed.
And Nick has unconditional one! What is the point for paying for unconditional one that has 2 restrictions only (abide by the law and appear at court dates) and then gets slapped with additional restrictions by the bond agency? As i said the court sets those restrictions not the agency. When nick signed that agreement with the agency he also had to put up something as a collateral that is worth at least 50k besides the 5k he had to pay to them. If Nick get arrested for w/e reason by breaking the law or fails to appear at the court date the agency will not only keep the 5k theyll seize that collateral and they can also get the 50k back from the court as well.
 

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PPP is currently being funny and attacking people I don't like/I think deserve it, so the fact he's a tepid Christian landwhale with no strong allegiances to anything or anyone I can ignore. When he's a bigger retard than usual, I'll go back to disliking him again.
PPP’s obnoxious Canadian accent is the bare minimum I need to keep my disdain for him evergreen, but the Rekieta content has at least been entertaining enough to leave on in the background.
 
I'll give you that his marriage probably wasn't great. However, it was kept out of the limelight so we didn't really know. I don't buy though that he always resented having moral constraints.

Severe alcoholics like Nick eventually get wet brain. That will change their entire personality. Inhibitions that once existed no longer exist. The whole "drunk mans words are truth" thing is BS because alcohol turns off a lot of your inhibitions. Those inhibitions that turn off are also integral parts of your personality. For example, if you're drunk and say you hate your kids, do you actually? No. Not necessarily. Maybe you hate them for a moment when they do something bad. But you don't actually hate them. I don't think you guys give alcohol the credit it really deserves. Alcohol fucks with your brain HARD in large quantities and it's one of the few self fueling addictions but it chemically tricks your brain into wanting more alcohol. I don't know if any you guys have been around severe, kidney failing, cirrhosis tier alcoholics but they have some horrible stories. A lot of these Lolcows are alcoholics. I don't think they'd do all this hilarious and embarrassing shit if they were sober. I don't think Nick would either. Whether their brains are permanently fucked from booze or not is beyond me, but I really think alcohol drives more of Nick's degeneracy than a lot of Farmers think it does.
No child, I do not have a drinking problem those are your delusions.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.
From what we've heard of the swapping, I would 100% still be MATI. They were all sleeping in the same bed, and even their church knew exactly what was up. Combine that with Nick's inability to control those kids (and his comments about wanting to know more of his parents' own sex life growing up) and I am positive that at some point one of them either walked in on them all sleeping in the same bed or even walked in on a sex act. And that shit messes with a kid's head. Kids don't understand swinging, they just understand that mom or dad is doing that stuff with someone other than their spouse. It's one of the things that makes me the angriest about this faggot's hedonism.
 
Felt like a whole different person, then realized I'm still immeasurably autistic. About cats specifically.
Maybe this was meant as a joke, regardless things like this are significant. Alcohol can strip person of their individuality and with that all originally present interests get lost and literally forgotten. Same with depression. After a long period of depression or substance abuse people think and feel dead inside, they have no passion for anything. Remembering that once upon a time they actually had genuine interests in whatever can become a jumping board for personal recovery. In essence it is a proof of self betrayal and self neglect person did to the worthy parts of themselves, and should motivate them to start "paying back" the debts to the good cat inside.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing?

Yes.

Nick has been claiming to be something he isn’t: Christian, trad dad, right wing, “aggressively monogamous” and so on.

(On top of you know: Animal abuse.)

I think the OPPOSITE is true. If Nick hadn’t been a hypocritical degenerate, but an honest guy who happened to have an alcohol/drug problem, he would have been met with more forgiveness.

Anyone can slip and fall.

Selling yourself as something you’re not for years, is an entirely different matter.
 
So I’m assuming going to school for a psychiatry doctorate is extremely expensive, without scholarships (:_(

Thread tax: I’ve been keeping an eye on Rekietamine’s YT subscriber count on socialblade and it still hasn’t dipped below 447k. I don’t know if he still has that many sycophantic braindead balldoguards or a lot of them are people who don’t log in to that YouTube account anymore or forgot they’re subscribed to him or what. I was optimistically hoping he’d be bleeding subscribers by now.
Nick has been a ghost channel for a while. He got a load of subs during Rittenhouse and Depp but when Nick turned into a fucking lush they stopped watching. Most of them were normies, theyre not online all the time, I doubt they bother to unsub, if you stop watching something long enough the algorithm stops showing you it anyway.
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Very likely. He seems the type of semi-functioning (in his own mind at least) drug abuser who gets off on hiding in plain sight.

Saw a clip where he disappeared off camera for a minute and reappeared, highly stimulated, with a grin on his face and eyes darting around, then launched into one of his cocaine streams of consciousness rambles where for absolutely no reason he brought up "when Andy Warski was still on cocaine".

He gets off on dropping in clues to the very thing he's doing, because he thinks he's hiding in plain sight.

Fucking this. Another example: When he went to HEDONISM II and with a shit eating grin streamed from the resort.

Not sure if it’s some kind of sexual/humiliation/risk fetish, or if it’s Nick’s inner narcissist who gets off on pulling a fast one on his paypigs and being smarter than everyone else.

But it’s pretty fucked.
 
Other than reading his farms thread, what stress is he talking about?
There are probably multiple factors, but I think the Monty lawsuit is bothering him a lot more than he'd like people to know (as evidenced by how not bothered he routinely claims to be about it).

In his sober moments, Nick has to know that what he said about Monty was clearcut defamation, and whether he wins or loses by the time this is over he will have shovelled an absolute fortune into the furnace, all because he was too fucking stupid to just say 'probably'.
 
Yes.

Nick has been claiming to be something he isn’t: Christian, trad dad, right wing, “aggressively monogamous” and so on.

(On top of you know: Animal abuse.)

I think the OPPOSITE is true. If Nick hadn’t been a hypocritical degenerate, but an honest guy who happened to have an alcohol/drug problem, he would have been met with more forgiveness.

Anyone can slip and fall.

Selling yourself as something you’re not for years, is an entirely different matter.
Pretty sure the #1 requirement for being a true lolcow is rampant and obvious hypocrisy

lmao To reword this in Texan so Nick can understand when he reads this
If he hadn't been pretending to be Hank Hill, when he turned out to be Boomhauer nobody would have been mad
 
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I think the OPPOSITE is true. If Nick hadn’t been a hypocritical degenerate, but an honest guy who happened to have an alcohol/drug problem, he would have been met with more forgiveness.
Absolutely.
Glimpse into the discourse going on right now in the alternate universe:
"It was to deal with the stress. It was to deal with the narcolepsy. I blame the Provigil acting as a gateway drug. It probably started just to help him try to keep up with that huge family. I understand how this could happen. I sympathize. There but for the grace of god go I."

You'd still have plenty of straight-edge CHADS who wouldn't go along with it, but he would be getting so much leeway right now.
 
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