Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
Nick has been a ghost channel for a while. He got a load of subs during Rittenhouse and Depp but when Nick turned into a fucking lush they stopped watching. Most of them were normies, theyre not online all the time, I doubt they bother to unsub, if you stop watching something long enough the algorithm stops showing you it anyway.
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I think you're right.

I have actually been mulling this over for a while now. Shouldn't his sub loss rate be way higher?

In the past, when you had scandals that exposed a Youtuber as a massive piece of shit, that was usually followed up with a mass exodus of subs.

Nick's YouTube subs have been steadily dropping, but they're not in absolute freefall like you've seen in other occasions

OTOH, he gets view numbers far less than one would expect from a channel with 447k subs.

I think the reason you're not seeing a high rate of sub loss with Nick is that most of his sub base is not actively following him anymore. They moved on a long time ago and didn't bother to unsubscribe.

The phenomenon of hemorrhaging subs occurs for those who are popular right up to the point they go completely off the rails. Whereas, Nick's content was boring barely watchable crap long before his arrest.

Hell, a lot of that 447k is probably oblivious to what happened last week.
 
I hope (THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) becomes a Rekieta-ism like that one copy and pasted message Patrick S Tomlinson sends everyone who texts him. Nick should also probably use that disclaimer whenever he says he loves his kids, just to be safe.
"My kids are important to me
(THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) "
 
I might have missed someone posting it but Nick liked Barnes tweet calling Sean potentially criminal a grifter. So I guess Nick is seething at Sean and legal mindset
Hey, this is the Great Balldo War. If you aren't 100% running defense for Nick and ruining your reputation, you are the enemy.
 
I think you're right.

I have actually been mulling this over for a while now. Shouldn't his sub loss rate be way higher?

In the past, when you had scandals that exposed a Youtuber as a massive piece of shit, that was usually followed up with a mass exodus of subs.

Nick's YouTube subs have been steadily dropping, but they're not in absolute freefall like you've seen in other occasions

OTOH, he gets view numbers far less than one would expect from a channel with 447k subs.

I think the reason you're not seeing a high rate of sub loss with Nick is that most of his sub base is not actively following him anymore. They moved on a long time ago and didn't bother to unsubscribe.

The phenomenon of hemorrhaging subs occurs for those who are popular right up to the point they go completely off the rails. Whereas, Nick's content was boring barely watchable crap long before his arrest.

Hell, a lot of that 447k is probably oblivious to what happened last week.
I looked up his socialblade and 161k subs came from the Rittenhouse trial and and 88k from Depp, thats around 250k (over half) of his channel subs that either showed up for the event or showed up for trial streams, the people who were there for the event would have got bored and stopped watching when the event ended and the people there for the trials would have tuned out or gone to another streamer when Nick stopped doing trials. The other Half of his audience (from before the trials) were there to watch him alog lolcows.
Whether it was mocking lolcows, specific trial streams, or trial streams in general, Nick no longer caters to ANY of his audience.
 
I will never not be horrified that there are local/state governments who help crack addicts get high "safer", and that "harm reduction workers" give out fucking pamphlets on how to get high while also giving them the pipes and needles to do it!

Actual lunacy

No, let's not mandate that these people get clean with our policies, let's help them kill themselves with their preferred drug!
The rational for giving out needles is that they'll just reuse them if they dont have new ones and its supposed to try to stop the spread of AIDS and Hep.
It at least makes sense from a public health perspective.
Not sure what the rational for giving out fucking crack pipes is though.
 
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Im alittle behind in the thread. But im wondering if nick left the house so he doesnt have to deal with random searches due to kayla not getting unconditional bail. I can see him moving to the other house to keep doing drugs
I don't even know where "Nick left the house" came from other than him working on a new studio or whatever he said in that message. How do we know he left the house?
 
PPP is currently being funny and attacking people I don't like/I think deserve it, so the fact he's a tepid Christian landwhale with no strong allegiances to anything or anyone I can ignore. When he's a bigger retard than usual, I'll go back to disliking him again.
PPP is a fat lolcow, he is very fat, does not care for house pets (he said if he's going to starve, he will eat a pet cat, which means he will any time because he is fat and he is always starving because he is fat), has some weird simp shit going on previous (Snacks, name of his e-girlfriend), and he would selectively take a joke at face value if it helps his argument (autism, dumb). He's very fat as well. I mean, he knew what a St. Andrew's Cross was while Andy who's supposedly the porn-sick gooner acted confused.

However, he is funny. That's important. He also knows his current state isn't righteous, antithetical to the moral Christian life. He admits to being a Sinner.

You can't take that away from him. He's legitimately a funny guy. That "spider goon cave" or whatever comic reference and the "crack house turned to crack home" was both witty and smart.

I also forgot to mention something. He's fat.

PPP is my ceiling cat
Do you have a business card for that tradie who built your ceiling? That's some strong shit. How did the ceiling not collapse under such tremendous weight?
 
PPP is a fat lolcow, he is very fat, does not care for house pets (he said if he's going to starve, he will eat a pet cat, which means he will any time because he is fat and he is always starving because he is fat), has some weird simp shit going on previous (Snacks, name of his e-girlfriend), and he would selectively take a joke at face value if it helps his argument (autism, dumb). He's very fat as well. I mean, he knew what a St. Andrew's Cross was while Andy who's supposedly the porn-sick gooner acted confused.

However, he is funny. That's important. He also knows his current state isn't righteous, antithetical to the moral Christian life. He admits to being a Sinner.

You can't take that away from him. He's legitimately a funny guy. That "spider goon cave" or whatever comic reference and the "crack house turned to crack home" was both witty and smart.

I also forgot to mention something. He's fat.


Do you have a business card for that tradie who built your ceiling? That's some strong shit. How did the ceiling not collapse under such tremendous weight?
Bro you forgot to mention that he's fat
 
Bro you forgot to mention that he's fat
I asked Google.
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he's not throwing shade at TUG, TUG is a balldoguard. his stream right now is blaming the cops, like saying that the search in Nick's house is going to traumatize the children.... what a fucking loon
Well yes and no. He is throwing shade at TUG, but TUG is such an pathetic irrelevant washed up cuck faggot that he comes crawling back to lick the Balldo clean anyways.
 
Honestly just waiting for his ego to get the better of him so he can ascend into proper lolcowdom.
Prophetic

Honestly just waiting for his ego to get the better of him so he can ascend into proper lolcowdom.
Prophetic
Edit: double posted because it errored out and said 'You must wait 19 seconds before doing that'.
Muhfuggen bix sneed n' sheeit, I guess.
 
I think this is a function of the need to change your mindset from being a degenerate who's obsessed with drugs and alcohol, to somebody who no longer uses drugs and alcohol yet remains obsessed by them.

It's also a grift. People who stop using will often need a new grift. I used to think it was hilarious/irritating in equal measure. These days, I'm more sympathetic. It's a coping strategy to get people through that difficult early recovery. Most of them will grow out of it and return to normal. But the ones that don't tend to be insufferable.

For the first time on this godforsaken place I've read something that has actually made me stop and think.
Thanks.
 
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