Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'm thinking maybe the kids were stinky because Nick was constantly using up all the hot water from his hours-long showers where he cry tweets at people.

 

[Can of Spam]

April is fucked either way. Anyone googling her name from now until the heat death of the universe will find some degenerate swinging and coke story. So she might as well cash in.

I keep seeing this come up, but can't the corner semen demon just go back to her original maiden name? It wouldn't be bulletproof but would certainly give her cover to reintroduce to society at a later date that cursory searches wouldn't necessarily catch.

Would be funnier if the whore cashed in for a crumb of fame and some more coke though.

I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.

Cruising through an old thread while doing research for an upcoming shitpost, there are some highlights that Rackets basically hits in spades at this point:

They never quit. No matter how badly they're hurting themselves, no matter how little cost it would be to let their detractors "win", they never quit.

In a good person, it would be admirable.

Arrogance, refusal to change, getting BLANGRY at criticism and being all-around lazy fucks.

I'd add:
- Some kind of fetish they're a little too open about
- In addition to actual mental health issues, at least one made-up mental or physical disorder
- Nude photos

I hope (THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) becomes a Rekieta-ism like that one copy and pasted message Patrick S Tomlinson sends everyone who texts him.

Wasn't it determined that Fatrick likely types out all his "Enjoy prison. Stalker Child." messages and doesn't use lowly shortcuts like copy/paste?

Don't know why Kayla has this defense force on the farms but I'd like a hit of what you guys are smoking.

Because she's Our Wife and there's a system in place for when we get to fuck her. It's the eternal hope that keeps the cuntguards in line.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to continue preparing for a 5K special that I actually hope to deliver on time, unlike the Balldoman.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I struggle to see how it makes any sense whatsoever, and therefore hope he continues to do it.

Knowing this guy he will probably say: "MY JOKE ABOUT JUDGE FISCHER WAS NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT" given how utterly delusional he is.

 

[Major]

Someone should send Nick a crate of Johnny walker to tide him over till the trial

 

[Some Badger]

looking back on it, Nick was rather clearly pretty deeply alcoholic back during the early weeb wars days. I remember at the time finding it more than a bit off putting. Like that friend in College who always got falling down drunk, every single night. Like okay the whiskey drinking Lawyer talks a bit about interesting law stuff while sipping a different whiskey and talking about it. But that means 1 glass, 1 drink, slowly over the evening. Nick was blowing through a bottle per night. And this was years ago.

In retrospect, you can tell he made drinking part of his personality, if not a cornerstone of his brand as a streamer with how heavily he leaned into it. I'm sure his corny outro jingle reinforced this to a degree. Obviously Rackets isn't the first e-celeb to define himself by his drinking, but that's the kind of thing you age out of once you reach the legal drinking age and it's no longer cool. -- It'a something your average adult phases out of in your 20s once you get out of college and your old bedfellow of unchecked alcoholism is almost immediately neutralized with how little money you're making at your entry level job post-graduation.

I guess what I am trying to get at in this somewhat convoluted response is that some people need to voluntarily endure poverty in 20s as a lesson in financial literacy and Nick should have been one of those people.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.

Rackguards? Didn't she have a rack that Nick would brag about?

 

[AnOminous]

If you look at the MCRO database, you will see that the overwhelming number of cases Nick has been the attorney of record on were criminal cases. Most of them being of the misdemeanor variety.

The initial work on (most) employment cases isn't filing a lawsuit. In fact, you can't just start out with a lawsuit. You have to go through an administrative agency. That wouldn't show up in court records unless and until the administrative agency (probably the state version of the federal EEOC or NLRB or other relevant agency in this case) denied the claim and issued what's called a "right-to-sue letter."

Then the employee could finally go to court. If it's true you might be able to find it by looking for employment cases involving David Schneider. The administrative record might be in the case file somewhere. It's possible there are none even if Nick did this, but if so, he probably didn't do much of this.

Maybe April and Nick are living in the rental house, and Kayla is living in the main house.

That would be insanely dumb. Why has April copped no charges at all? Think about possible reasons for that.

I think its hysterical that people keep speculating about Nick maybe losing his law license. Even if he did keep it what the fuck good will it do him?

It's not about what good it will do him. It's about seeing him utterly felted in the most humiliating possible manner and getting to taunt him about it forever.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.
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I think Nick is actually being prudent and responsible by properly labelling jokes. For example:

 

[Harm]

Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.
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Sanest Rekieta supporter "BTK Groyper" chiming in.

Knowing this guy he will probably say: "MY JOKE ABOUT JUDGE FISCHER WAS NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT" given how utterly delusional he is.

Rekieta's face when he realizes his "jokes" are admissible in court:

 

[MadStan]

We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.

It's not nose guarding. Re-read it, Nick fell and then took others with him. you know, you Christian guys sure do like to tell the take of how a "man is head of the house and dictates the course" but you only like to take credit when it goes right, and when it doesn't, you blame the women. When the family works, the woman is an obedient woman and it is the disciplined man who lead them to success, and when it fails, the man is just a guy who got unlucky with a whore woman.

Try being a man and lead. If it is your family, then fucking own out and look in the mirror for the blame. The truth is, Nick was the elder of the family and took them all down a dark path and now you want to blame everyone around except the leader of the house.

Fuck you. Be a man and lead like a man. We need a term for men who can't handle it when they fail and blame everyone, we'll call it "being a child".

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.
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I think Nick could find out that "JK" is not actually a legal defense

 

[AnOminous]

One question you long term Balldo watchers might know. Does the family wealth come from the paternal or maternal side? The trust that owns their house doesn’t have the Rekita name, but another surname.

Why would you put your own name on a trust at least partly created for the purpose of making it harder to dox you?

(As for the other @Balldo's Gate already answered this with a highly detailed answer.)

 

[Captain Manning]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

Ah yes. I remember it well. The day Null anointed me with that T&H sticker was a proud one indeed.

Great video, dude. I imagine it was a lot of work.

I guess we know who wants to try to clean up, and who wants to stay on a drug and alcohol fueled bender.

It's a distinct possibility, yes.

I would be more confident of it if turns out Nick is out of the house and hanging with his side-ass April.

I would be even more confident if that's the case because Kayla threw his ass out of the house.

I would be EVEN MORE sure of it if Kayla files for divorce.

What bothers me is Aaron's stories that suggest they were all in on this crap. Though I suppose she'd still be better than him if she shows genuine contrition and a desire to reform. Something Nick still seems disinterested in.

Still too early to tell. Will wait and see.

Bro how much material does TUG have for a rewritten OP? Noseguarding, blaming KF for Rekieta then goes to Metokur's chat, divorce etc.

Probably a fair amount. It would just take somebody to write it in PG. The best person to be lead author would likely be somebody familiar with CG. I understood TUG more from his involvement in Weebwars (like that fucking stupid mailbox grift).

I will say though, TUG isn't the most unhinged and ridiculous in all this. Not by a longshot. He comes across more of...

a hypocrite and a grifter.

Yes.

The worst enablers I have seen thus far are Nick's Locals, Daxipad, Barnes, and Viva.

Even null who is very sympathetic to women in his streams, even when they are objectively in the wrong has already given up on her.

Null was raised by a single mother. He would comprehend that Kayla is a failure as one. I think at one point he related his mom wouldn't even bring guys home. To say nothing of the debauchery that was allegedly going on at Casa de Rekieta.

 

[demicolon]

The conspiracy is true
Your nose guarding is disgusting
This is punishment from God

Flush the coke
Flush the coke girl
Flush the coke
Flush the coke Kay Kay

 

[datura_binge]

Rackguards? Didn't she have a rack that Nick would brag about?

Theyre called "simps."

 

[Captain Manning]

That last 4 minutes was kino as fuck and I did not see that coming. I was expecting a “LOOOOOOOYAL REKIETA!” sound clip drop but it was still 10/10. The AI voices made it very enjoyable

I liked the part near the beginning where there were ducks in cages, and @Not Who You Think was one of the ducks.

I love easter eggs like that.

 

[FMW13]

Don't listen to this faggot. Let those cops and that cunt judge know what's up.

You know what you're right. Fuck the Police Nicky tell us they racists and you didn't do muffins.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Theyre called "simps."

Yeah, I can agree to that. Might as well stick with what already works.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Rackguards? Didn't she have a rack that Nick would brag about?

He paid thousands for that rack so he better be proud of it.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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It's just a prank judge, I swear all that coke is just a prank, look there's a camera over there.
Sorry I had a fucking deranged diatribe about drinking alcohol out of your vagina, no they're not my kids I swear if they were I would of fed them, this is all fucking deep state coming against me judge.