Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
maybe for using a particularly uncomfortable testicle device
PAIN THRESHOLD [Challenging: Failure] — The balldo device snaps tightly onto your scrotum, forcing a high pitched scream out from between your teeth. You aren't sure if it's the drink or the cocaine that made you believe that this was a good idea.
 
I'm not a lawyer so forgive me if I'm wrong, but I hear talking about your legal problems while drunk on the internet can only do good for your case. When the superchats are submitted to evidence the judge and jury are going to suddenly understand all the FUNNY and WEIRD reasons it LOOKED like you were a child abusing crack addict and will dismiss the whole thing.
 
Please God, somebody hurry up with the bodycam so this fucker stops talking shit

I'm not a clipping/photoshopping master but at the 1:00:00 mark he also throws in another 20 dollar superchat lashing out at who I presume is legalmindset with a "some legal commentators legal acumen is as pathetic as their advice on women #lazyeyefakechad"

 
"some legal commentators legal acumen is as pathetic as their advice on women #lazyeyefakechad"
That should really demonstrate to everybody just how much Nick Rekieta's "friendship" is worth. Legal Mindset has always, ALWAYS backed Nick until this whole thing went down and even now, he's still trying to look out for Nick's best interests.
 
Someone asked where the Rekieta family money came from. I'm sure it's in the docs threads, but it looks like it was the maternal grandparents (at least):

Peaches Owen

I'm currently working on the family tree in GRAMPS. If and when I complete it I'll share it. I'll redact full kids' names even though they're out.

Nick's dad (or granddad) worked for Cray for a long time, so that side was probably at least upper middle.
Nick's dad worked for Cray in Houston. When Cray started consolidating everyone up to MN, his dad moved up there for a bit before he moved the family up. Hence, the Transformer story. I've often wondered if Nick's dad was kind of out of the picture, or at least emotionally distant, even when they were in MN. Computer guys often aren't emotional- why, they don't even talk about the sex he has with Nick's mom!

I’m surprised Legal Vices hasn’t come out to sweep for Rackets yet. Jeff has been extraordinarily mum on the whole ordeal.
Jeff's been in the States, but he seemed to want to no comment the whole situation anyway. Nick kind of got Jeff his big kick (along with Mindset). Also, Jeff's probably at least as much of a degenerate. But he seems to have brought his son up ok, with and without his ex-wife.
 
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His comments are going to be a dumpster fire. And I can’t imagine he isn’t going to look like shit.
 
i wonder who those are.
Everyone who won't kiss the balldo.
I think this was brought up 1000+ pages ago but those posts by Mrs. Balldo read a lot like Mr. Balldo's posts. Wouldn't surprise me if that was Nick pulling another gunt and using his wifes social media to help control the narrative. (Not that she's innocent, just that she doesn't give a fuck about his audience)
Nick clearly wrote her posts. Lady Gollum is too pilled out to have a coherent thought.
There's really no going back for that audience now, Emily Baker vacuumed up most of the trial watchers and Sean is on his way to becoming the new LawPope.
No. That LawPope bullshit needs to die.
He stated he won't talk about the case... what're the chances he forgets once too many superchats calling him an alcoholic deadbeat abusive dad roll in?
He will talk about the case ad nauseum. Over multiple streams. For hours and hours.
Free advice for you Sean, get Legal Miiiiindset and a few others to pop in regularly and you're gold.
Legal Mindset lives in Thailand. Plus the LawTubers don't really collaborate anymore on trial streams. They all want a cut of super berries. Nobody on Nick's streams was paid.
I'd love to see him try to do a trial stream his first time back from the arrest. Getting buried in troll superchats as he sits there trying to commentate by himself and getting more and more pissed in both senses of the word.
The audience has moved on. Lawyers that actually practice are covering the trial.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
And tripods. We like to talk about tripods.
Spoiler: A true & honest™ review of this film
Could use some "diversity" in the form of Eric July.
 
is "CAMELOT331" one of the chief balldoguards/ balldowashers?

he keeps coping for broke dick *nick in in streams. latest was approximately 2 hours ago
Most puzzling of all is that Nick seemingly ghosted Camelot for several months (presumably due to the swinging/coke-fueled haze), but when Nick is most in need of allies Camelot came crawling back like a battered housewife. It's honestly crazy that grown men can have such little self respect, but I guess that's why they're YouTubers in the first place.
 
That should really demonstrate to everybody just how much Nick Rekieta's "friendship" is worth. Legal Mindset has always, ALWAYS backed Nick until this whole thing went down and even now, he's still trying to look out for Nick's best interests.
I also like the implication from that comment that, in contrast, Nick is a genuine chad instead of a guy who bribes other men to fuck his wife.
 
I think the .22 talk is a distraction. Nick is enough of a fag to have 'art' using .22 rounds. I think the bigger issue is the AR and iirc extra mags under the bed. Was a round in the chamber of the AR? It's quite common to keep a underbed gun for protection but not a good idea when you are high on booze and cocaine. I also question the need to have extra mags just free floating around. Better to have them in a known place to make them easier to grab and less chance of mag issues.
 
Most puzzling of all is that Nick seemingly ghosted Camelot for several months (presumably due to the swinging/coke-fueled haze), but when Nick is most in need of allies Camelot came crawling back like a battered housewife. It's honestly crazy that grown men can have such little self respect, but I guess that's why they're YouTubers in the first place.

Yesterday Camelot posted a video saying that he didn't like people defending Nick because he is worried about enabling an addict. He also let slip that he's known about April for at least 10 months. Given that people such as Thatstarwarsgirl etc get along well with Camelot too, I imagine Nick felt nervous about his opinion spreading. Moreover, he probably wants to discourage Camelot from saying any more about what he knows of Nick's ongoings. Probably swooped in to manipulate the situation saying something like I'm fine, no more booze I promise, drugs were a misunderstanding, I'll explain later, and please don't talk about it anymore, but also don't worry about me talking in public because that's the world we're in now!

Hard to tell if Camelot is incredibly stupid or just earnestly hopes Nick is being honest. He certainly appeared to hesitate when declaring whether he thought Nick was clean or not.
 
View attachment 6045784His comments are going to be a dumpster fire. And I can’t imagine he isn’t going to look like shit.
I would fucking die if he just does it completely straight, acting like nothing happened. Just cuts straight away into commentary on her trial. Chat losing their minds.
 
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