Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Nick "I didn't neglect my kids"

Ok nick, what about the coke & extreme weight loss? What about the mountain of visible decline of you & ability to function correctly?

Nick is so ass mad about the neglect report he's ignoring basic information out there.

Are we aware if there is any order for him not to have access to his kids without supervision? Or is that something that has to happen due to the police reports & child endangerment charge?

Nick: Don’t believe your lying eyes

 

[Musashi's Son]

So do we. Were's the beef then?

He is trying to rationalize it in a very weird way. He says that he cares about the kid thing from an innocence perspective but not because they are just kids which is the same thing but Coomalot is a retard. Also, he is mad at Legal Mindset because he was banned from Andrew's chat because of the Pippa thing (yes he is still mad about Pippa lmfao).

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Happy to be a watcher turned latecomer to the 5000+ pages.

May we have another harvest and make it many more!

 

[SargonF00t]

Despite how much Nick is angry with him and shitting on him for not washing the Balldo with that faggot Barnes, Mindset is being a way better friend to Nick than Dax or Coomalot.
Seems like Andrew actually has his best interests at heart, but he's not such a cuck he'll just tell a friend who turned into a drug addict and lost his kids everything is fine.

Mindset is being a true bro.

And Rekieta is thanking him by publicly making fun of Mindset having a lazy eye and possibly a gammy leg.

Rekieta has really turned into a despicable person and despite the great sadness of witnessing his decline, he makes me wish bad outcomes for him.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

When there's legal trouble he will save the day,
He's handsome and a chad and totally not gay,
He gets his super powers from a pile of yay

He's Balldo, Balldo, Balldo Rekieta
Not a Scandinavian prude hater
A Vagina Liquor Judge debater
Get away from my cocaine, Kayla

He's Balldo, Balldo, Balldo Rekieta
Raccoon and skunk annihilator
A true chad on-stream masturbator
Take a shot, drive the kids to school later

Master of the wit and the repartee
A genius of standup comedy
What the fuck is he talking 'bout? Don't ask me!

Ask Balldo, Balldo, Balldo Rekieta
Once in a lifetime content creator
And if you bang his spouse right
He'll take you to a porn theatre

 

[The_Red_Man]

Well it's time for another autistic write up from me on speculating.

Back in 2019 Nick moved from his old house into his current house. He made a big deal how he made it so he couldn't be found. (it was hard at the time to find it)

Sometime in 2020 or 2021 Nick mentions how he has a family living in his old house and that they are a charity case and he can't kick them out to sell his old house.

Fast forward to 2024 and Balldo has his kids taken by CPS and has a no contact order against them. (most likely)

I highly suspect Nick's "new studio" is actually in his old house. I heard PayPayPay state this theory as well. I think it is highly likely that Nick and Kayla have both moved into their old house and the previous residents are either forced to give up room or "swapping" houses temporarily. This is a image from Kandiyohi County GIS map showing the plats in Nick's area. It is also how I found him when his trust was not tied to his name even in background checks. The Lord Robert Trust is Nick's Father's house that Nick just happens to live in.
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The houses literally share a back yard. It would make sense for these narcissist to have their kids move back in and them "move out" to the house literally next door. CPS would have to prove they are in contact without supervision if there is an order.

To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.
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I remember years ago when I found their old house, but didn't realize they had two.

Must be nice.

 

[Captain Manning]

He is trying to rationalize it in a very weird way. He says that he cares about the kid thing from an innocence perspective but not because they are just kids which is the same thing but Coomalot is a retard. Also, he is mad at Legal Mindset because he banned him from his chat because of the Pippa thing (yes he is still mad about Pippa lmfao).

Nick is not his friend. Nick also doesn't want friends. He wants enablers. He is using Coomy. Just like he uses everybody. He is using Coomy to try and salvage his reputation. Does Coomy not think it weird that Nick doesn't talk to him for many months, and then suddenly gets in contact with him and shows up in his chat all "hey good buddy"?

Wake up!

Those that do not acquiesce to Nick's demands to suck him off are inevitably given the third degree. But why should anybody even care? Nick is a narcissistic faggot who is so selfish he started neglecting his own children. Sucking him off or coddling him does nobody any favors. Certainly not his children. Not even him.

Also, he's STILL going on about Pippa? The anime rabbit will not fuck you, Coomy! Get over it!

I realize it's a tall order, but Coomy needs to stop being retarded. JFC.

 

[Mousey0328]

Well it's time for another autistic write up from me on speculating.

Back in 2019 Nick moved from his old house into his current house. He made a big deal how he made it so he couldn't be found. (it was hard at the time to find it)

Sometime in 2020 or 2021 Nick mentions how he has a family living in his old house and that they are a charity case and he can't kick them out to sell his old house.

Fast forward to 2024 and Balldo has his kids taken by CPS and has a no contact order against them. (most likely)

I highly suspect Nick's "new studio" is actually in his old house. I heard PayPayPay state this theory as well. I think it is highly likely that Nick and Kayla have both moved into their old house and the previous residents are either forced to give up room or "swapping" houses temporarily. This is a image from Kandiyohi County GIS map showing the plats in Nick's area. It is also how I found him when his trust was not tied to his name even in background checks. The Lord Robert Trust is Nick's Father's house that Nick just happens to live in.
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The houses literally share a back yard. It would make sense for these narcissist to have their kids move back in and them "move out" to the house literally next door. CPS would have to prove they are in contact without supervision if there is an order.

To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.
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There is absolutely an order of supervised visits only. The quickest way for family to lose placement is to break visitation rules. CPS will figure out pretty dang quick, if visitation is broken. There are five children with separate therapy appts. One of those kids will end up telling something about mom or dad that indicates visitation rules have been broken. The children probably have no clue what the visitation rules are anyway. They won't realize they are telling things they shouldn't.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Before Rekieta:

Kek did they get married in a fucking basement?

 

[Can of Spam]

Did new posts just get inserted? The 100K screenshots no longer align with current post counts.

Wait... does this mean new OP is almost ready?!

 

[pee pee pooner]

What about the near-ounce of coke and other illicit drugs?

The cops are going to look so stupid when Nick proves to everyone that was all just for an art project

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

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“lol lol lol the courts fucked up, actually both Our wife and I can continue to be drug addicts, I have the reciepts!” Wow, detractors irrecoverably felted!

NickR can cope all he wants. None of this undoes the fact that he is a sloppy drunken cokefiend that fucked up so badly that he had his disheveled kids taken away.

How does it feel, you stupid fuck? Was streaming yourself as a wastoid and engaging in coke fueled sex parties worth losing your kids? Seethe about the credibility of those offering advice to unfuck your shit all you want. It was the advice you gave to yourself that caused you and your wife to be arrested, your home to be raided and your kids taken away.

To reiterate, Nick…

YOUR KIDS GOT TAKEN BY THE STATE BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH A PATHETIC JUNKIE THAT YOU COULDN’T KEEP YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT.

The lack of any humility, the lack of any remorse, the refusal to take even the slightest bit of accountability, the courts are going to love that. The judge will squirt liquor out of her vagina in realization that Nick is right - the entire county are all a bunch Karens harshing this genius’ mellow. All charges will be dropped and, actually, they will rename the Memorial Day parade to the Nick Rekieta Day parade, celebrating their liberation from Scandinavian prudishness. It definitely won’t go down like his arraignment where the judge moved past his retarded constitutional objections as if he had never made them.

Have another drink, Nick. Maybe a toot to take the edge off. Call up the pizza guy and see if he wants to plow your wife while she’s zonked out on edibles. Maybe superchat some more contradictory statements and empty promises. You deserve it, buddy. Trust the plan.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I want to thank Rackets for Horroring myself into sobriety. Yes sir since the Friday arrest and watching this once semi functional man spiral into self life ruination.

I have not drank in 7 days. . . . So yeah thanks rackets for setting yourself on fire and getting me and i'm sure others to putting the Plug back in the jug.

Withdrawals suck, Sobriety kind of sucks, but I have all the blessings in the world, Because at least I ain't Nick Rekieta KeK..............

 

[Captain Manning]

Did new posts just get inserted? The 100K screenshots no longer align with current post counts.

Wait... does this mean new OP is almost ready?!

Yep. New OP is up, with plenty of expansion space!

Everybody thank @Himedall All-seeing Waifu for their immense hard work, and @Null for the move.

Happy day!

 

[owed to joy]

He claims he "gave his liquor away" rather than pouring it out. He'd have to have friends for that. And who really wants 1200 bottles of whiskey besides another alcoholic.
Somehow I'm sure nobody from church, school, old jobs he's trashed or the family is interested in accepting gifted alcohol from a child abuser who's lost everything to drugs and alcohol.

 

[Vibralldo]

He claims he "gave his liquor away" rather than pouring it out. He'd have to have friends for that. And who really wants 1200 bottles of whiskey besides another alcoholic.
Somehow I'm sure nobody from church, school, old jobs he's trashed or the family is interested in accepting gifted alcohol from a child abuser who's lost everything to drugs and alcohol.

Nick also said he wasn't a swinger and didn't do cocaine, so I have a tough time believing him

 

[NSA Intern]

Anime sucks, cope and sneed.

Edit: https://archive.md/WWcFR
History was made.

Edit 2: The OP replacement is also happening soon, so there's a good chance that this won't be 100,000.
Until I go mop up some of my older drive-by posts.

>Until I go mop up some of my older drive-by posts.
Jannies tryna keep a black mama down by deletin' they posts, sad!
Many such cases

 

[Flour]

He claims he "gave his liquor away" rather than pouring it out. He'd have to have friends for that. And who really wants 1200 bottles of whiskey besides another alcoholic.
Somehow I'm sure nobody from church, school, old jobs he's trashed or the family is interested in accepting gifted alcohol from a child abuser who's lost everything to drugs and alcohol.

Maybe he gave it to the raccoons.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hahahahahahahahaha! The Cuck Thinks He Has Superior Advice On Women! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Aaron told stories about Kayla and April getting territorial over Nicky. April owned his studio, Kayla was only allowed in his rustang. Bizarre juvenile shit that I think Nick absolutely loved. Like some frat boy that fantasized about bitches fighting over him. Maybe he wanted it all settled in the mud wrestling ring for his enjoyment.

Having two jealous women makes Nick think he’s hot stuff with the ladies. The fact is without his trust fund both those ladies would fuck off right quick.

I guess it’s a good thing Nick parents didn’t get their windfall until he was almost done with college and didn’t let Nick have easy access to it. Nick could have had all kinds of bitches fighting over him in his 20’s if he had six figures to burn and lots of eight balls to share.

 

[AltisticRight]

With the new OP being live, time to address some tourism/newfag fan fiction:
1. Did he really ____?
Read the OP.
2. I doubt the trust...
Read the OP.
3. I remember watching him... what happened...
READ THE OP.

>Until I go mop up some of my older drive-by posts.
Jannies tryna keep a black mama down by deletin' they posts, sad!
Many such cases

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Shit's rigged against da Black woman, even in Juneteenth.
(Not even the 19th yet.)