Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Wonder why he felt the need to kick those people out in the first place. Apparently April actually went to church with them (which is kind of wild to me, why would you do that?), so they must not have been that concerned about rumor-mongering.



We have to keep in mind we don't know how much money or assets he still has sitting around from the days when he was raking it in though. I wouldn't be surprised if Balldo was broke but we just don't know. He might have a decent sized cushion of cash he can dip into.

"Are you accusing me of banging My Sister In Christ April? Perhaps it is YOU who is the pervert, Scandinavian Prudes, I'm just bringing another pretty girl to Jesus, amen."

 

[Plate of Shrimp]

Isn't 223 roughly equivalent to 5.56 NATO or do I just play too much fallout

--> not a gun guy

.22 is a low power rifle round that exits the gun at ~1200 feet per second.
5.56 and .223 are roughly the same calibur but are higher powered with velocities well over 2000 and approaching 3000 feet per second.

edit: Oof. I'm really late

 

[daniel day]

I want to know where the medallion went. Did they confiscate it when they charged him with possession?

 

[Weird Ages]

I read that evs wants to go on kino casino.

I think it's a great idea. The last time someone in his camp had a direct confrontation with PPP it went great.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

It is very possible this is when he started doing cocaine to help with his stage fright based on the incoherent cringe he considered “stand up” material.

Juju's drug dealer/"producer" Riley was also there that night. He was supposedly in charge of Nick's lighting.

 

[SlavSquater]

Did you really join the site just to beg for reddit upboats? End yourself.

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LMAO.

Scrolling through his post history. He's also a fan of a failed comedian who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow named JUJU.

@LoganKnight49 find yourself a woodchipper to jump into.​

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I accidentally saw PPP's butthole the other day. Is there any way to fix me?

You need to see Surfers cock. Just like in real life, the Ashkenazi annihilator will plug that hole and keep your intrusive thoughts at bay.

 

[RotPockets]

Juju's drug dealer/"producer" Riley was also there that night. He was supposedly in charge of Nick's lighting.

I thought the implication was clear.

JuJu/Dick’s other pet gimp Reilly the fat retard drug dealer drove to Eric’s warehouse and taped money to the door. He also drove to Minnesota to Nick’s first and only pathetic attempt at stand up and was basically the only person laughing.

He was intended to be the connective tissue leading from the Eric July meltdown to the Steel Toe Show.

 

[Musashi's Son]

He was saying “no” to two different people in these screenshots. The first cap was mine. @Bing Chilling got the one just below (which I missed, thanks BC).

He was quickly digging himself a nice hole in chat.

OK I'm confused now. How did he reply to both SMUDGE EEE and Reiko when in that timeframe he responded to only Reiko?

EDIT:

LMFAO COOMALOT DISABLED THE LIVE REPLAY OF THE CHAT.

 

[Harm]

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>he forgot the (JUST A JOKE, NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT)
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him." *uproarious applause*

EDIT: This screenshot is an edit without a disclaimer that it's an edit.

I thought the implication was clear.

Nick also pretended to be totally unaware that the retard fucker Riley had gone to the grave plot despite breaking bread with Riley within a day of him driving to the grave plot.

OK I'm confused now. How did he reply to both SMUDGE EEE and Reiko when in that timeframe he responded to only Reiko?

EDIT:
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LMFAO COOMALOT DISABLED THE LIVE REPLAY OF THE CHAT.

Of course he did, that piece of shit. He got his "red boys" and that's all that matters to that fuckface.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm fairly certain this confusion stems from the police documents erroneously stating that the Cokestream/Appealstream was almost immediately pulled from Youtube and Rumble. The stream stayed up on Rumble even when pulled from Youtube, and it was only pulled from Youtube the next day, but people were assuming that the detective didn't watch it live and therefore had to pull clips from here.

I doubt it. They probably saw it live, and then when it was pulled from Youtube assumed it was pulled from both places.

This raises another point that probably should be addressed:

I doubt very much they will introduce @elb's clips into evidence. I've seen some people speculate that. That would open the defense to argue they are manipulated or... wait for it... "out of context."

If they don't already have it, they will get the raw vod of the coke nose stream direct from Rumble or YouTube. Just because he deleted it from both places doesn't mean it's gone.

No if he deleted his supposed reply to SMUDGE LEE it would have been captured by Youtube and it would have said "message retracted". The only possible conclusion is he replied to Reiko and not SMUDGE LEE. Here is a longer clip:
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He was saying “no” to two different people in these screenshots. The first cap was mine. @Bing Chilling got the one just below (which I missed, thanks BC).

He was quickly digging himself a nice hole in chat.

Oh, thank God! For a minute, I was worried there might be gay ops afoot. We don't need that shit. Rekieta is doing a fine enough job destroying himself. LOL.

My point stands. Saying "no" to the food question looks like shit.

 

[Neetorino]

Well shit, we passed 5K while I've been asleep/busy today. My account isn't even a year old, though it's a close thing, and in that time we've gone from White Bread Nigguh moments to Stand Up attempts, and from Dear John to Enjoying Prison. And that's leaving a ton of other drama off to the side. What a wild fucking time 2023-24 has been, and it's a nosedive that won't be slowing down any time soon. I wonder just how many theories have been found to be true just in the past month, and how many more we'll confirm as we approach trial dates. Happy Sneeding all!

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

Since Drex got brought up, he always said him and Nick were more alike than his audience thought. Really means the tradcon Chad dad was always a farce. Also makes it harder to imagine this swinger couple not engaging Drex for his services damn what Aaron says.

If Drex only knew what introducing the balldo to his friend would do, does he do it agaij?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Behind all the abuse and gaslighting Nick subjected to her over the years, there is a beautiful, good, Christian woman in there!

Before Rekieta:
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Where in the hell is this? At first I thought, okay, usually church basement receptions are at least in the finished part, but sure. But then those guys in the background? You can see a candleabra behind them... but even in rural parts and even by young men in their 20s standards those clothes aren't wedding clothes.

Idk man… April has a certain… Charm to her:
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Thumb at the bottom of that pic fools me every time.

This is a image from Kandiyohi County GIS map showing the plats in Nick's area. It is also how I found him when his trust was not tied to his name even in background checks. The Lord Robert Trust is Nick's Father's house that Nick just happens to live in.
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To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.
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So the small house has almost 8 acres? How much land with the larger house? Based on the GIS shot, looks like the smaller one has more land (and privacy). And the bigger house is right up against the property line (it shows over but I'll assume it's just an imprecise overlay).

To celebrate this monumental feat of retardation, I thought we might take stock and review the process we are all witnessing, where it started, and where we currently stand.

I regret that I only have a single medal to bestow, but it is my highest award. This was awesome. (And I love Drex right there at the intersection.)

How does anyone take that retard seriously?
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just change that cowbell to the sonichu medallion

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Typical Ham sandwich behavior. Occidental haplogroup 4 is done giving order around here, the ham sandwich race influence is waning. You were once a noble and powerful race but now you're plagued by All Gull. Your body betrays your degeneracy little one. You will never see a proud semenese fall that far down.

This is so fucking weird. I don't I understand it but I kind of like it. [I am sure it's some actual niche reference but I like it just as some random standalone Philip K. Dick-style weirdness.]

The Ralph accent is just so much fun to use.
Bish. MuthaFUCKER.

PPP does a pretty good Ralph. It verges slightly into the Foghorn Leghorn, so actually nicer and more genteel than Ralph's.

 

[Harm]

If they don't already have it, they will get the raw vod of the coke nose stream direct from Rumble or YouTube. Just because he deleted it from both places doesn't mean it's gone.

Yep. They probably retain a copy of every video ever uploaded in case it's requested via subpeona for evidence of criminal activity. Same with the chat replays that Camelot's hiding to protect the child abusing drug addicted sociopath.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

OK I'm confused now. How did he reply to both SMUDGE EEE and Reiko when in that timeframe he responded to only Reiko?

EDIT:
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LMFAO COOMALOT DISABLED THE LIVE REPLAY OF THE CHAT.

Y’know, seeing as how the Balldoverse is collapsing, we may simply be experiencing disorientation as the Merge further distorts reality.

 

[EggImpregnator]

I think it's a great idea. The last time someone in his camp had a direct confrontation with PPP it went great.
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This nigga needs to get hit by a bus already

 

[anonymong]

Wait, he used to claim he played 40k? I call bullshit, that man's fired his brain so much he can't keep track of superchats, a charge phase would overload his enfeebled mind. Hell, deployment alone would reduce him to tears.

he said he doesn't play, just reads the books he used to have a shelf of them behind him in the old studio.

 

[barrymccockiner96969]

"Aliens: So you've built a network that connects every computer on the planet with delays comparable to light speed delays. What amazing things you must be doing with it!"

Humans:

speaking of dick suckers. is ethan ralph a lawyer? why is he riding rekeitas dick so hard. does nick have video of him sucking a dick or something?

"More like legal DICKSUCKER. The only legal mindset I care about is STAYING OUT OF JAIL" - Nicholas Rekieta 2024

speaking of dick suckers. is ethan ralph a lawyer? why is he riding rekeitas dick so hard. does nick have video of him sucking a dick or something?

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[Harm]

speaking of dick suckers. is ethan ralph a lawyer? why is he riding rekeitas dick so hard. does nick have video of him sucking a dick or something?

Wouldn't you like to know, copper.

Your "allegedly white woman in a MAGA hat on an American flag" profile picture can't fool me.

This nigga needs to get hit by a bus already

Being hit by a bus is too cool for Dax. He needs to fall down a manhole or have a turtle dropped on his head by a hawk.