Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
One thing that creeps me out in hindsight is that he once told me he thought the Dark Elder are "hilarious" (but not "weird" and/or "funny").
He thinks the Dark Eldar are "hillarious"?
Foul Xenos so debauched and Hedonistic they gave birth to Slaanesh in a giant murder-fuck-orgy, and that instead of repenting like the normal Knife Ears, fled into the Webway to continue being just as fucked up as before?
The guys that have to torture prisoners to keep the Slaanesh daemons that are slowly feeding on their souls from killing them?

Yeah it makes sense why the guy who chose the Balldo over his family would like them.
 
I don't like Drex, but somebody in this thread, hundreds of pages ago, made a pretty good point. Drex has been pretty consistently against drug use as far as can be ascertained.
Since this thread has slowed down, I d like to make a few point about nick, drex and the like.

I was watching live when drew talked about the friends daughter.

The thesis that drew was making and the angle he was going for was that he thought he s shit was secret and it was the Ipad the brought back all those messages. he was laughing because he got outed by apple and nick played up the "disaproving" look.

Drew streams felt like locker room talk al la howard stern. I felt they clashed with the trad imagine. I rememnber some 2018 stream where he and drew had on a dude that talked about being married in college and how he and his wife would do MFF three somes but then she wanted her husband to do gay shit with men and once he got dick in his mouth she lost all respect for him and Drew PUA Guru shit made him tell the dude "look man she lost all respect for you because failed the bullshit test"

I grew up with the church, and I personally hated people like that, be pious or dont, but playing lip service out of obligation sucks

But the big one for me was the Ron Toye divorce, he sat at his computer and basically gave a firey sermon and denounced Ron. and I mean sermon it was pure emotion ment to engage his listerners and get them mad at Ron. (Ron and monica are pieces of shit but still) He also spoke of jesuses forgiveness when it came to vic's cheating...

Where he really lost the plot was the vegas shit. Looking back thats when he and the imhoteps shared a hotel sweet right?

He couldnt just book a single conference room at a hotell the strip, and let his fans play he did the lowest effort shit he could get away with because for him he wanted to have the fantasy that he was a rock star taking a limo to the fucking place being drunk and or rolling molly and wanting to take his shirt off. He couldnt just pay someone to fucking organize and nice little event.

And finally for his show. All he had to do was hire an experienced para legal he had a discord right? well fuck as fans to drop any interesting cases into his discord have the para do some research write up some notes. fire up a stream at a fixed time spend an hour or two reading the notes.

I wanna call him a cheap bastard but fuck he hired 1000/ hr lawyer rather than just walk back what he said.

He reminds me of richard low tax soo fucking much
 
One of them (I suspect the Smudge one) is fake.

The reiko response is the real one.

WTF it was an edit? That's borderline balldowashing tier shit. "Look what the nasty Kiwi Farmers are editing Nick to say! They're a bunch of dishonest liars who need to lie about Nick to make him look bad!" The EVS tweets write themselves.

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.
We are the only community that self-corrects when retards push misinformation to confuse us. These noseguards will NEVER correct the record if they did a mistake or pushed false information. That's the difference.
 
Without even looking it up, I know for a fact that, for family of 7, that is WAY below the Federal Poverty Level (FPL). It would be a nice side income, but it's dogshit as a only job.

We have to keep in mind we don't know how much money or assets he still has sitting around from the days when he was raking it in though. I wouldn't be surprised if Balldo was broke but we just don't know. He might have a decent sized cushion of cash he can dip into.

we also don't know how much of his cash reserves he plundered for drugs. paying for three peoples coke habits for 6+ months straight is not cheap.

Just keeping health insurance as a “self-employed” man with a wife and five kids would be an easy $3k plus a month. I’m sure this is one of the many necessities the trust fund covered, on top of his mortgage free house.

Nick made big bucks on YT for two years, but I’d guess much of it was spent thank to his coke habit, Lincoln Navigator, rustang, hookers, trips, etc… Nick’s sudden influx of wealth made him revert to a 20 year old frat boy with no common sense. I think it was the first time in his adult life, or since he started a family, that he didn’t have some accountants and parents reviewing his finances.

We don’t know how his trust fund works. It’s very obvious Nick was never a self-sufficient adult that could support his large family. Three years and few traffic court, DUI cases obviously didn’t feed shelter and clothe a family of five in a $700k home.

I think Nick’s family agreed to help support his growing family as long as he demonstrated basic financial responsibility. He worked out a reasonable budget that shows what he needs for health insurance, utilities, car payments, property taxes, groceries, schooling, clothing, etc..,They even paid the rent on his store front office when he tried to practice to law.

Submit the budget, it’s reviewed, a magic check appears. Or his parents took a portion of the trust wealth and allowed its interest to be paid to Nick, ensuring he magically received a $200k salary a year just for taking care of five grandkids.

Whatever went on there was oversight of his money and how he used it. Maybe just to keep the resentment or avoid family conflict it was all done via accountants and dividends payments.

All Nick’s influx of YT money proved is he can’t handle finances. He needs oversight. Nick’s priorities became cocaine and new pussy when he got full control, not his children and proper meals.

I understand Nick’s family trying to use their wealth to ensure a comfortable life for Nick and his family. They seemed to try hard to keep guardrails in place, but Nick seemed to just view this as a game or acting gig. Nick would put on the mask of the trad dad of a big Christian family, and in return he could ride hobby horses and be jobless house husband and father.

Nick resented the rules in place for his cushy income. Like an adolescent he resented all the rules and boundaries that came with getting a pay check for acting like a “good son and father” job.

Once a big pile of “no rules, no restrictions” money came rolling in Nick’s double life, or his true self, came to the surface. Earning his own money allowed him to behave how he really wanted, not how his parents, or church, or in-laws, wanted him to behave. Nick’s doing things HIS way is what we’ve seen the last two years. Nick making money being a smarmy, half-assed, comedian lawyer on YT was probably the worst thing that could have happened - the money told him he was right about HIS way all along.

Bets on if Nick bragging about taking in the big YT bucks meant his parents celebrated him finally supporting his family on his own so took his usual allotments from the trust and reinvested it instead Nick getting interest payments? If so, restarting the budgeting and subsidizing of Nick’s family will be particularly odious.

I think he would have burned through all his YT windfall IF his parents did cut back on the Rekita family subsidies during his successful years on YT. Averaging out what Nick made on YT during 2019-2023, after taxes, was probably more than the trust interest paid him, but not by a lot.

The trust fund allotments will be much more closely scrutinized now to ensure he’s not trying to squeeze coke, booze and whore money out of it. They can’t let the trsy fund wealth be used to fuel Nick’s addictions. I’m sure over the years Nick’s good behavior and trad dad act earned him more freedom, more money and less oversight with money - which was the whole point of doing the trad dad family man thing. (“Don’t you worry about making money Nick, just worry about being a great dad and husband!”) Those days are over. They are back to where they were when Nick was 25 and had grave concerns about him being a dumb ass if given access to large amounts of money and wasting it on drugs, women and sports cars.
 
Somethijg odd is going on because there are two different pics of the same chat. One of them (I suspect the Smudge one) is fake.
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It is. @Balldo's Gate caught it out, and @Musashi's Son's clip confirm he was only replying to Reiko.

Several people here fell for it, including myself. It's because the edited image was posted a couple of times since @Bowl of Ramen's unedited cap.

Thankfully, as @Musashi's Son says, we correct the record when needed instead of doubling down. You can't say that about every site.

He thinks the Dark Eldar are "hillarious"?
Foul Xenos so debauched and Hedonistic they gave birth to Slaanesh in a giant murder-fuck-orgy, and that instead of repenting like the normal Knife Ears, fled into the Webway to continue being just as fucked up as before?
The guys that have to torture prisoners to keep the Slaanesh daemons that are slowly feeding on their souls from killing them?

Yeah it makes sense why the guy who chose the Balldo over his family would like them.
At the time I was all like "uhhh... okay," but with all the weird sex shit that came out since the time he and I talked, now I'm like "ewww."
 
@Bing Chilling you're not helping anyone when you edit screenshots without mentioning it and by extension making Nick look worse than he already is. You're confusing everyone and you are giving victim points to Nick and his noseguards for no reason. Stop it.
Ok thats just fucking retarded.
Balldo looks bad enough without fucking idiots Mark Fuhrmaning the evidence to make it look worse than it is.

All that does is give fuel to the faggots saying "hurr the Kiwi Farmers just make up shit see?"

Its just stupid.
 
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He thinks the Dark Eldar are "hillarious"?
Foul Xenos so debauched and Hedonistic they gave birth to Slaanesh in a giant murder-fuck-orgy, and that instead of repenting like the normal Knife Ears, fled into the Webway to continue being just as fucked up as before?
The guys that have to torture prisoners to keep the Slaanesh daemons that are slowly feeding on their souls from killing them?

Yeah it makes sense why the guy who chose the Balldo over his family would like them.
As a man who doesn't do coke or use the balldo, there is some humor to the Dark Eldar in the sense that the true decendants to the great Eldar race that crafties gloat about being the highest zenith of race and civilization are a race of disgusting pale ghoulish shut ins trapped in a dark hole in space while they bide their time doing space coke, space orgies, and watching literal blood sports. So yeah you do have a point now that I write it out, it is a race of Nick Rekietas.
 
I urge you to seek canadian healthcare at your earliest convenience.
I went back to check if I could find some easy loldirt hidden in between his enormous walls of Juju ballwashing and video game "theorycrafting" fanfics, but he wiped his Reddit account altogether. All that community renown built up from those thousands of updoots and Elden Ring lore sperging posts, gone like tears in the rain because the fucknut put his porn taste up for everyone to see and he couldn't handle the pressure of the theoretical chance of being bullied about it.

Anyway, back to our scheduled Balldo-related programming.
 
All this "I can't believe my friend would think xyz!" is just another point for Metokur's "no internet friends." Besides Aaron, April, and Drex, how many "internet friends" ever went to his house? "OMG, I'm so disappointed you don't 100% believe my (badly) curated online persona! We even met and drank at a bar one time! Did that mean nothing to you?"

This may come as a shock to some of you, but there is more to me than just toothpicks and glue. there's also pencil shavings
Look here, listen: Joe Lawgic is best friends with Nick and is praying for Nick’s kids that he doesn’t know the names of.


Ok thats just fucking retarded.
Balldo looks bad enough with fucking idiots Mark Fuhrmaning the evidence to make it look worse than it is.

All that does is give fuel to the faggots saying "hurr the Kiwi Farmers just make up shit see?"

It’s just stupid.
I obviously don’t speak for anyone else here, but I know I can be a petty, spiteful, obnoxious, cruel and mean-spirited son of a bitch, but I try to always be honest while doing so. There is no need to lie and lying actually just makes such behavior worse because now you’re untrustworthy. And if your cruelty, spite, meanness and obnoxiousness can’t be trusted, then it’s pointless and nothing else you say (even level headed and normal conversationally) can be trusted, either.
 
I mean I can see why, the 'Nids are just bugs that eat everything they come across. Aside from the Gene Stealers (which admittedly are creepy as shit the way they infiltrate and slowly corrupt a society from within, almost like Troons) they are no where near as creepy as the Dark Eldar, the Dark Eldar are like if Nick Rekieta and JuJu the Cow were cloned by Fabius Bile and turned into an entire race of deviant perverted freaks who make Buffalo Bill and Jeffery Dahmer look like Austere Scholars.
 
I mean I can see why, the 'Nids are just bugs that eat everything they come across. Aside from the Gene Stealers (which admittedly are creepy as shit the way they infiltrate and slowly corrupt a society from within, almost like Troons) they are no where near as creepy as the Dark Eldar, the Dark Eldar are like if Nick Rekieta and JuJu the Cow were cloned by Fabius Bile and turned into an entire race of deviant perverted freaks who make Buffalo Bill and Jeffery Dahmer look like Austere Scholars.
Oh no, It's not disagreement, it's the fact that the words to describe Nick's shibboleth properly have escaped me. The man has given me writer's block. Another feather in the Cokeita cap.
 
Southern law has gone over Nick's charges. He seems to think the biggest issue for the state is the child neglect charge simply because we lack info. Did depriving his kids of stuff like he did actually cause enough harm?
We don’t have much info on those charges. But the initiating complaint was about the kids, from 4 witnesses going through and including a mandatory reporter. But we have hints of supporting findings by the police. Including an indication that some of the kids were no longer being home schooled or in school. The physical condition of the house. And of course the child that asked the cops for clean clothes as she had been wearing hers for days.
 
@Bing Chilling you're not helping anyone when you edit screenshots without mentioning it and by extension making Nick look worse than he already is. You're confusing everyone and you are giving victim points to Nick and his noseguards for no reason. Stop it.
Ok thats just fucking retarded.
Balldo looks bad enough without fucking idiots Mark Fuhrmaning the evidence to make it look worse than it is.

All that does is give fuel to the faggots saying "hurr the Kiwi Farmers just make up shit see?"

Its just stupid.
I obviously don’t speak for anyone else here, but I know I can be a petty, spiteful, obnoxious, cruel and mean-spirited son of a bitch, but I try to always be honest while doing so. There is no need to lie and lying actually just makes such behavior worse because now you’re untrustworthy. And if your cruelty, spite, meanness and obnoxiousness can’t be trusted, then it’s pointless and nothing else you say (even level headed and normal conversationally) can be trusted, either.
Agree all around. This is bullshit. It's hard to catch out because the thread is moving so fast.

I went back and edited two posts I made, adding struck through text that referenced the image that particular user posted here, and directing users to page 5011 where the deception is exposed.

It seems like the responsible thing to do. People really need to not post doctored bullshit.
 
People really need to not post doctored bullshit.
Or add an obvious "this is a joke edit" disclaimer. There was an edited Locals post made to look like Rekieta was going to take a break with a "this is obviously fake" disclaimer on the bottom and that didn't get any shit. It can be funny to make joke Rekieta posts, but not when a dummy in a hurry* could reasonably mistake it to be legitimate.

*according to Yahtzee Croshaw, "a dummy in a hurry" is a real legal concept in the UK; that has no bearing here except it's really funny to me
 
The cracks were starting even in 2019, at the height of WeebWars.
He posted this video from an infamous twitch stream where Rekieta (at the time) uncharacteristically went off on Vic for not coming on his show. He eventually apologized for it and as I recall, it was ironically blamed on having a bit too much to drink that night. But Rackets going on very womanly rants about drama goes further than many realize.
This clip is exactly why people say that Nick was always like this. Same energy as his Rittenhouse and Pippa rants years later.
It's just hard to keep the grifting mask on when you're permanently drunk.

To Vic: "Come on my show, tell your accusers to go fuck themselves, support the fight!"
To Rittenhouse: "Come on my show, tell the lefties to go fuck themselves, I'll make you a guntuber!"
To Pippa: "Come on my show, tell your management to go fuck themselves, I'll make you a star!"

 
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