Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Lol. I wonder if he forgot?

I also wonder if it'll be up for very long.

I love that he's so stupid.

If he were actually intelligent, he'd be way less ironically funny, and we would've gotten complete radio silence after the arrest.

 

[DumbDude43]

"I dressed up in a fucking Jack Murphy beard and made fun of that dude with a man who was doing the same fucking shit as Jack Murphy was, and lying to my face about it."

to be fair to nick, he did not in fact record and publish porn of himself dildoing his asshole
and he also did not write and publish an article about how getting cucked is good for your manliness

nick has fallen far, but not quite as far as murphy

 

[JackoVerde]

to be fair to nick, he did not in fact record and publish porn of himself dildoing his asshole
and he also did not write and publish an article about how getting cucked is good for your manliness

nick has fallen far, but not quite as far as murphy

He did say some weird shit, like wanting his parents to tell him about their sex life.

 

[Swole McPole]

According to Coomalot we claimed Nick was gay and had HIV??????? When did we claim this?

Coomalot knows Nick isn't HIV+ because he's been getting his neghole tested ever since they shared that Suite in Las Vegas and it isn't pozzed yet.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick: I'm IMMUNE to society! [anime villain laugh]
Cops: [batter down his door and flip his shit]

 

[Grayback]

to be fair to nick, he did not in fact record and publish porn of himself dildoing his asshole
and he also did not write and publish an article about how getting cucked is good for your manliness

The lack of publication is something, but it doesn't change what Nick was doing behind the scenes. It only hides that stuff.
And as embarrassing and harmful as all of this sex stuff is, I'd imagine that the shameless, unthinking lying about it is what would bother a friend like Drex the most.

 

[gang weeder]

As far as I'm concerned, Nick didn't only betray his marriage and every friend who has stuck by him only for him to discard them because he heard something that triggered muh ODD, he betrayed the values that Drexel believed they shared. There's a non-zero chance that Drexel could consider ending his friendship with Nick because of this. He gets what he fucking deserves.

Drexel is the groomer who ditched his girlfriend for her daughter that he knew as a minor and went to tie her up with BDSM shit the day she turned 18. Trying to read deep into the sincerely held moral values of such a person is silly.

That said, I hope Drexel does NOT end his friendship with Nick, in fact I wish he would re-appear to stream with Nick and have his good friend's back, plus I'm sure Kayla would be happy to see her favorite Big Black Friend again. That would be hilarious. Unfortunately it seems Drex is smarter than that. He has those neighbor instincts that Nick lacks.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's ridiculous that Drex exists in this Lawtube sphere. I'm learning why people in this section of the internet tolerate Ethan Ralph.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

to be fair to nick, he did not in fact record and publish porn of himself dildoing his asshole
and he also did not write and publish an article about how getting cucked is good for your manliness

nick has fallen far, but not quite as far as murphy

You have to wonder, with Nick's obsession with Porn, his following of Only Fans whores and local prostitutes, Hiring a literal Gay Porn Lawyer for the Montegraph case, and the huge amount of money he threw around on hookers and Pornstars, maybe he does have something out there.
(He also stayed at a Playboy themed air bnb and used the stripper pole for one of his mods.)

Nick is obsessed with Porn (by his own admittance, he had/has an addiction) so it's likely that during his two year bender he paid off a pornstar for the privilege of "working with her" perhaps without his face appearing on camera making it near impossible to track down. But his tattoos would maybe be visible.

I'm speculating here but I've suspected for a while that Nick would have done something along those lines.

 

[CoomerTine]

Is there really footage of EVS drunk driving?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Okay, caught up. Can't take one fucking day off without the thread blowing up and Nick doing something stupid.

Nick. I do shit on the weekends. Use that time to sleep it off you cocksucker.

It has dawned on me that Ralph somehow manages himself in times of crisis better than Rackets does. If Ralph got arrested for this sort of thing he'd come out with a statement like, "Ah live muh life like a rockstar, ya'll know that... this time I might have gone too far but the bad actors in muh life make a mountain out of a mole hill. Ah know Ah have tuh to do better and Ah will even though said bad actors want me to fail... it's hard but there is one truth in this world: You truly can't abort... the Killstream *plays freebird*"

 

[Sharpeteer]

Okay, caught up. Can't take one fucking day off without the thread blowing up and Nick doing something stupid.

Nick. I do shit on the weekends. Use that time to sleep it off you cocksucker.

It has dawned on me that Ralph somehow manages himself in times of crisis better than Rackets does. If Ralph got arrested for this sort of thing he'd come out with a statement like, "Ah live muh life like a rockstar, ya'll know that... this time I might have gone too far but the bad actors in muh life make a mountain out of a mole hill. Ah know Ah have tuh to do better and Ah will even though said bad actors want me to fail... it's hard but there is one truth in this world: You truly can't abort... the Killstream *plays freebird*"

Nick Rekieta, today, is worse than Ralph. I'm just gonna say it.

At this point, Nick has done just about every bad thing Ralph has done, that I'm aware of, but worse.

The worst thing Ralph has done, in my mind, is tell his mother in a life-death emergency to "take an Uber" to the doctor. Nick drives drunk with his children in the car, and exposes them to cocaine and other hard drugs every single day, while not feeding or even doing the basics to take care of them.

 

[Strix454]

He betrayed the values that Drexel believed they shared.

I don't think Drexel has any particular values at all. He did daughter after mother. He creeps on women with a camera in public spaces. He is also a tranny chaster. About all you can really say is that Drexel isn't doing cocaine or getting drunk in public.

Nick failed drexel because Nick was unable to get the farms to back off or to get Drex's grooming story supressed. And that is about it. In terms of sexual degeneracy, I don't see much of any difference between them.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The worst thing Ralph has done, in my mind, is tell his mother in a life-death emergency to "take an Uber" to the doctor. Nick drives drunk with his children in the car, and exposes them to cocaine and other hard drugs every single day, while not feeding or even doing the basics to take care of them.

I mean, Ralph has also driven drunk with a kid the car. Pantsu had Rozy in her lap while he was rolling around the streets of Merida. There was also that time he ran his car off the road to pass one semi, then break checked another semi with his kid in the car.

I think there's just a point where you become a piece of shit, which Nick has done.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yesterday I had to heavily compress the movie when posting it so it would fit within the file size limit. Here are Proton Drive links to download the full quality versions if you want:

The Journey of Sir Balldolot (Full Quality, 1080p).mov -2.7GB:
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The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p).mp4 - 227MB:
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Your movie is fucking Kino. I loved how Balldo was wearing the Sonichu medallion at the start.
Made me giggle like a madman like the first video when all the Balldo Knights had Balldo's for helmets.

 

[AltisticRight]

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The reiko response is the real one.


We are the only community that self-corrects when retards push misinformation to confuse us. These noseguards will NEVER correct the record if they did a mistake or pushed false information. That's the difference.

Let it be known that with the influx of tourists and newfags, this shit will become more common. Just watch out.

 

[victor lasagna]

Nick Rekieta, today, is worse than Ralph. I'm just gonna say it.

At this point, Nick has done just about every bad thing Ralph has done, that I'm aware of, but worse.

The worst thing Ralph has done, in my mind, is tell his mother in a life-death emergency to "take an Uber" to the doctor. Nick drives drunk with his children in the car, and exposes them to cocaine and other hard drugs every single day, while not feeding or even doing the basics to take care of them.

He's worse for another reason. He was born on third base to a wealthy family. His parents seem like great, supportive people. Despite his retard ghetto houston rant, he grew up upper middle class and his parents def supported him during law school and potentially a decent amount afterward. He was also reasonably intelligent, or at least was, before the drug and wet brain shit.

Ralph on the other hand, is just a personification of West Memphis, TN. Schizo dad, poverty, abusive childhood. He's not really a bright guy either.

All things considered, fucking up your life completely is par for the course if you are Ralph. It's a pretty shocking fall from grace if you are Little Lord Fauntleroy, Nick Rekieta. That requires a special talent, and being particularly malicious.

 

[RotPockets]

Heads up Viva and Barnes gonna cope and seethe about LawTube and Balldo on Locals later. Barnes really just said how legal arguments made by Sean, legal mindset and Nate failed lmao

Barnes’ head looks a kidney bean with a Down Syndrome face drawn on it. I guess if all you do is spew shit you may as well look like a vertical butt with a single hairy asscheek.

 

[Procrastinhater]

yeah mine and all the other retards speculating about bullshit. if you're worried about people discrediting the farms over false information then you're gonna have to gag 90% of the users here

Bro there's a difference between retarded speculation and deliberately altering screen shots to make the Balldo Lord look worse without labeling it as a joke.
Just add a fucking note or something to the effect it's a joke is all.

 

[AnOminous]

Drexel is the groomer who ditched his girlfriend for her daughter that he knew as a minor and went to tie her up with BDSM shit the day she turned 18.

It was a couple years later. I mean it's still sketchy as fuck but no need to make shit up.