Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 88 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 117 36.1%

  • Total voters
    324
‘Scarface - Cocaine’ was inspired by Nick’s real life experience going to middle-school in Texas, uncredited ghostwriter: Nose CoKeitamine.

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He also literal claims we needed to prove why the warrant was constitutional, and the entire stream was co-signing Barnes. He was talking tough to hide his ass, he was absolutely nose guarding
Why do we need to prove that? It's almost presumptively constitutional, and having read it, and the totality of the circumstances analysis from Southern Lawyer, and looking at the actual totality of the circumstances, I'd like to know how a mandatory reporter, with hearsay from five others (nevermind people like Kayla's sister), combined with Nick's behavior on the final coomstream and the police officer's analysis of his behavior (and that he had white powder on his nose), did not constitute probable cause.

It's really up to them to prove that it doesn't.

This isn't between us and Barnes. Nobody gives a fuck about us.

It's between the defense and the prosecution, and the defense has an uphill road.
“Good news! The judge Nick drunkenly ranted about and insulted live on air isn’t going to be in charge of his case anymore!”

And this is suppose to make Nick seem LESS of a shit?
It's a win in the sense that he filed a paper and the thing he wanted actually happened. Whether it will ultimately be to his benefit? 🤷 Time will tell.

Though I'd have done the same thing in his situation, but being me, I wouldn't be in his situation in the first place.
If you're into wasting your money because you're non confrontational, yes.
I don't know if you know this, but the kind of people who deal cocaine are not particularly nice. Unless you have a gun and you're better with it than someone who's strapped 24/7 you are an absolute retard getting into a confrontation with one of those guys. And if you aren't a moron, you're better off not even dealing with that kind of person in the first place at all, ever. And you're better off not dealing with cocaine at all, ever.

But seriously, what, he's supposed to go all New Jack City if he's shorted a gram out of his ounce of blow?
 
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Which stream was that? The ones I saw he was basically saying Barnes et al were being idiotic for jumping to conclusions about constitutionality with no evidence. He has also maintained that he thinks Nick has a problem, is in deep shit, and that he had been trying to "nicely" hint it to Nick by not coming on his show/associating. I really haven't seen him offer any support for Nick honestly, but maybe he's been doing stuff I haven't seen. The only possible support I saw was from the first couple days before the docs had come out.

This stream titled “Rekieta’s Best Defense: The Constitution” which he opens by claiming everyone ignored Barnes’s “great analysis” and that PPP was using strawman arguments
 
Even though it's good to research the judge in the case it's probably best we stop short at mind reading, Nick and Ty Beard were getting on stream and Mindreading Judge Chupp during the Vic case, to the point that people were thinking it was a slam dunk case and the judge was on Vic's side, and we all know how that turned out, Hubris makes fools of us all.
 
got sucked into the offkai drama nick trying to get judge changed?

:e ugh once I am forced to listen to tug for an update. cool new judge kinda was looking forward to the old having to listen to nick degrade her and the lulz of him getting pummeled. TUG talks like his brain and mouth are having a lag spike and it hurts my brain. fuck you tug
Isn't this the second time you have complained about not simply being able to use the highlight feature or check the community happenings thread and instead "having" to listen to tug? Are you retarded?
 
A sampling over time. The photo with the redacted kid in it is from 15+ years ago and I really wish you could see the kid's expression. He's staring at her breasts with a wide-eyed expression of surprise or horror.

Edit: you're welcome, @Fapcop


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I happened to be listening to Carole King’s “It’s Too Late” as I saw these pictures and it made the photos hit different. (:_(

 
[Legal Mindset] also literal claimed we needed to prove why the warrant was constitutional, and the entire stream was co-signing Barnes. He was talking tough to hide his ass, he was absolutely nose guarding
Thanks for maintaining that list. Personally I find legal mindset kind of slimy and annoying - he reminds me of quarter pounder (the quartering) - they'll both go whichever way the wind blows. Can't stand any of these lawtube faggots. No principles.

Most of these lawtube 'free speech' attorneys were 100% silent during the kiwi farms deplatforming.

The thing is, if he wasn't intending to distribute it, why did he have a digital scale with the coke? If you and your whores are using the coke, you don't weigh it out.
Sure you need a scale! Clearly you've never had a serious cocaine habit.

After all, you can't use kitchen utensils to measure the smokeless powder for delicious brown-brown.
 
Come on dummy! Nick is using you! Tell us what you know.
Come on Coomalot! At least the farms are honest when we say we want to pump you for details and will probably mock you regardless! But won't airing the shameful laundry make you feel better AND get you clicks? Win win win! You win because you feel better and make some money, Nick wins because hitting rock bottom before he dies is only path to redemption and the farms win because the tea proving we were right all along gets spilled.
 

I recommend people follow this guy, he's been clipping Aaron, the Liar's members only streams lately, and no one in the comments nags you to "buy them coffee" so that's always a plus.


It's a symbiotic relationship. Camelot is using Nick's crimes to farm superchats, and Nick is using Camelot to balldowash him publicly. It's mutual exploitation as they are both scumbags.
"He would come up mid show saying 'Daddy, daddy here's this really funny joke I just told' and all I could say was 'that's a good one, bud!' while I kept thrustin'"
 
The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

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This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this. :drink:
This was epic.

Sean shared on his locals streamed and cried cause he wasn't in it...
 
Man I really hope Nick is as much of a delusional sociopath as i believe he is and uses the whole "Pro Se/Legal Coaching" situation to try and throw Kayla under the bus and lessen the charges against him. It wouldn't work, but it would be so fucking funny to watch this man dig an even bigger hole for himself because he genuinely thinks he is smarter than the rest of the world.

I can't get Ralph saying "LEGAL MINDSET MORE LIKE LEGAL DICKSUCKER" out of my head.
Same, i find myself randomly going "LEGULL MIINDSET LEGULL MIINDSET" for absolutely no reason and i believe i have contacted a brain parasite.
 
This was epic.

Sean shared on his locals streamed and cried cause he wasn't in it...

HE WAS DAMMIT.

Look, he's right here. I made a special point to put him in somewhere because one person in Elissa's comments on the first one said they wanted Sean in it.

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That's so cool that he played it. By any chance could you get me the video/stream of him watching it? I must see this.
 
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