Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 56 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
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I know I'm late, but rewatching @Sharpeteer's Balldolot sequel and its the small background addons like a moustached @elb in Coomalot's court that really elevate it to masterpiece status. Amazing work.
 
You might want to clip it, or at least that portion, if it's that funny. I have a feeling this is one of those things that's gonna be ridiculed pretty hard and deleted as a result.



I've already downloaded both vids in case he deletes them. Also at 10 seconds you can see kiwifarms in his suggestions, so he'll probably see any criticisms we have.
 
By his logic, no one should EVER be caught with drugs and anyone who is is clearly the victim of a government conspiracy.

It's cope of the very highest order.
I think that's what horrifies me the most in terms of the Balldoguard reaction. They are not angry Nick is on coke and neglecting his kids because of it. Many of them tacitly admit it. They're angry he got caught.

I think I would have more faith in humanity if they straight up went with the theory the lizard people planted the drugs.

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Aaron admitted just now on his retarded "show" that's getting more attention now than it ever has due to the collapse of his family and degeneracy, that April was living in the second home, and he said "I believed her to be the nanny".

The fucking what? So now he's saying she was their nanny? Does that mean he thinks children's nanny's should do coke and fuck their parents with their husband in the house for week long benders?

Is this man seriously retarded?

I do believe April was living in the second home. I'm curious if she's still there now. That's definitely where Nick is in my opinion.
 
I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

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It all makes sense now.
Look I’m not exactly a hunk but good fucking god

He’s getting the ending he deserves, even if it’s 15 years too late
 
Seriously though, I hope he gets a thread someday. He's practically begging for one at this point.
Does anyone have any articles or other sources on Barnes's conduct during his legal cases (i.e. Rittenhouse, ,Wesley Snipes, Alex Jones etc)? @AnOminous has mentioned that Barnes was acting unethically after he was dismissed from the Rittenhouse defense team and another user has posted some information about Barnes's defense of a farmer whose products were found to be infected with listeria. It would be nice to have more documentation of his legal cases.
 
I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

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It all makes sense now.
They look like they could have been separated at birth. This explains so much...

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Aaron admitted just now on his retarded "show" that's getting more attention now than it ever has due to the collapse of his family and degeneracy, that April was living in the second home, and he said "I believed her to be the nanny".

The fucking what? So now he's saying she was their nanny? Does that mean he thinks children's nanny's should do coke and fuck their parents with their husband in the house for week long benders?

Is this man seriously retarded?

I do believe April was living in the second home. I'm curious if she's still there now. That's definitely where Nick is in my opinion.

Aaron admitted just now on his retarded "show" that's getting more attention now than it ever has due to the collapse of his family and degeneracy, that April was living in the second home, and he said "I believed her to be the nanny".

The fucking what? So now he's saying she was their nanny? Does that mean he thinks children's nanny's should do coke and fuck their parents with their husband in the house for week long benders?

Is this man seriously retarded?

I do believe April was living in the second home. I'm curious if she's still there now. That's definitely where Nick is in my opinion.
Watching as well. Yesterday and today he said where she was... wasn't at the Rekietas. Some other bumfuck town, began with L.

Re what house she was living in... he 100% said she moved her stuff into the other property. 🤷🏼
 
They are not angry Nick is on coke and neglecting his kids because of it. Many of them tacitly admit it. They're angry he got caught.
What really upsets them is the concept of Nick being so dumb that he would get caught. Not that he's evil or lazy, but that he would be dumb.
Church is full of idiots. Gubmint is full of idiots. Police is full of idiots.
But Nick is not, surely. He was outsmarted this one time by all those idiots, but THE WAR is not finished yet.

They are clinging on to this weird belief that Nick has an ace in his sleeve. That he's gonna go there to outsmart everyone. That judge will look like an idiot. And prosecutor. And pastor. And teacher. And Nick will be back to raising his glass up, smugly chuckling, and be like - 'well guys, I told you I was gonna win and I won, we are so back, we outsmarted them all.'

Nick was a fucking dweeb - he believed that if he will become a coomer and a cokehead, he will join the 'cool kids' club.
His locals people are clinically retarded - they believe that if they support Nick and he will "win" in court, they will join the 'smart kids' club.

None of them care that, regardless of what happened and why, there was 25 grams of coke in a house full of kids, and it's fucking wrong. Morality, reason, common sense - none it means anything. What matters is proving that Nick is a "winner", so that, through the powers of trickle-down economics, they will also feel like winners.

But it's all just a fucking delusion made up by a bunch of soulless, emotionally stunted retards.
 
Any one of us could start to drink copious amounts of liquor every day and then turn into a cokehead and form a polycule and livestream our decline and degradation for the world to see to the detriment of our family and our children's welfare.

But we didn't have to, because Nick will be us.

What a guy!
He's just like Jesus/Chris chan. What a guy. Next he'll take a crippling heroin addiction so we don't have to.

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What really upsets them is the concept of Nick being so dumb that he would get caught. Not that he's evil or lazy, but that he would be dumb.
Church is full of idiots. Gubmint is full of idiots. Police is full of idiots.
But Nick is not, surely. He was outsmarted this one time by all those idiots, but THE WAR is not finished yet.

They are clinging on to this weird belief that Nick has an ace in his sleeve. That he's gonna go there to outsmart everyone. That judge will look like an idiot. And prosecutor. And pastor. And teacher. And Nick will be back to raising his glass up, smugly chuckling, and be like - 'well guys, I told you I was gonna win and I won, we are so back, we outsmarted them all.'

Nick was a fucking dweeb - he believed that if he will become a coomer and a cokehead, he will join the 'cool kids' club.
His locals people are clinically retarded - they believe that if they support Nick and he will "win" in court, they will join the 'smart kids' club.

None of them care that, regardless of what happened and why, there was 25 grams of coke in a house full of kids, and it's fucking wrong. Morality, reason, common sense - none it means anything. What matters is proving that Nick is a "winner", so that, through the powers of trickle-down economics, they will also feel like winners.

But it's all just a fucking delusion made up by a bunch of soulless, emotionally stunted retards.
Braindead nigger cattle
 
A member of Nick's Locals, ThePromisedOnePS, has made two livestreams "destroying the narrative":


I can't listen to this fucking tard with his shit tier crackling mic and his Baldowashing takes without wanting to "axe" him in the fucking head, so thanks to everyone who's doing TLDR's.
 
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