Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LavenderMenace]

Somewhere down the line, someone will do a let's play of Hard Time (the 3D version) as Nick Rekieta.

Can the thread have the Hard Time theme song? It’s weirdly catchy.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Please kill yourself if you use the term "angel babies". Now, back to our regularly scheduled rekieta enjoyment.

 

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Shout out to @jimmybags for posting this in the Gunt Chat. He found this absolute banger of a clip from the Kino Casino back in 2022 of Ralph predicting Rekieta's downfall and the Kino Casino acting incredulously at his prediction. For context, this was posted back during the height of the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp Trial, when Rekieta was at his absolute peak. This is the best excerpt, but the whole stream can be found here.

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"It would have to be catastrophic. It would have to be insane what he does."

Well, you know what they say. Time makes fools of us all.

RING IT UP RALPH W

Also holy shit their show's come a long way. PPP couldn't even be bothered to get out of bed back then.

 

[anionfarflung]

nah you have to take into account the environment at the time
young kayla was a pretty normal looking girl, young nick was a pretty normal looking guy (maybe a bit spergy, but above average height)
remember, they met like 20 years ago, a time before two thirds of college girls were walking red flags (blue hair, onlyfans, obese, radfem, progtard, or a combination of those)

if you compare her to modern day girls then yeah young kayla seems like a 9/10 top tier exceptional dream gf, but back then a girl like that was just normal.

These are from right around the wedding. I think they honeymooned in HI. The last two are college cheerleading photos.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It shows a slight increase in competence from the time Nick was "representing" April in a traffic ticket and failed to show up even for a Zoom call, presumably because he was so drunk it might have opened him up to a contempt charge even to show up on Zoom.

This time he actually filed something, even though he obviously cut and pasted it from something filed in another county, without even bothering to correct it to represent Kandiyohi County. The fact the court just ignored that obvious idiocy and granted it anyway (as it should have), hardly shows competence.
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Nick, and obviously Kayla (who did this completely on her own and doesn't know what county she lives in), filed this thing, obviously defective, but it was so obvious and routine it was granted immediately. Somehow, despite Nick not representing Kayla, they made the exact same mistake in their respective filings. The court ignored it and granted it anyway.

At least there wasn't a fringe on their flag.

So Nick has definitely demonstrated some chops here. He filed something. He was asking for something. The court did that thing!

He WON.
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I am very excited to watch this guy represent himself in a court room. It will be better than every single other stream or video he's ever done.

Really hope we get to see it.

 

[Laura Loomer]

And TUG us live with the "good news".

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

These are from right around the wedding. I think they honeymooned in HI. The last two are college cheerleading photos.

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Our wife was kind of cute before the kids, tattoos, and nose ring.

Nick looked like even more of a loser, how is that possible?

 

[anionfarflung]

i think that based on behavioral evidence alone, nick clearly has (what they now call) alcohol use disorder. it doesn't have to mean he needs to mix vodka and gatorade just to get out of bed. it just means that alcohol is clearly a big part of this guy's life in ways that it isn't for normal or casual drinkers who can take it or leave it.

I agree 100%, but that's different from delerium tremens and other, possibly fatal, withdrawal symptoms that could follow from sudden cessation of drinking.
The chart someone shared earlier was very enlightening because I wasn't aware how low the chance those symptoms are for someone who drinks up to 10 drinks a day. It made me feel less horrified by my own fluctuating habits because drinking 10 drinks a day is unimaginable to me.

 

[ghastlyretard]

I am very excited to watch this guy represent himself in a court room. It will be better than every single other stream or video he's ever done.

Really hope we get to see it.

Gonna be heart wrenching when he gets his son on the stand and is confronted with having tried to stab him in a coke fueled rage.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It's honestly the gayest and most pathetic shit ever. I can to some degree understand how younger people who are socially isolated or in a bad spot in life or whatever fall into the internet daddy trap, but seeing a 40 year old man with a family and more than enough money to make most dreams a reality... and you're gonna crash and burn chasing the approval of a shitty Howard Stern knockoff?

His family falling apart was probably inevitable anyway because malignant narc, but it likely would not have been this dramatic and destructive, and his marriage might have stayed stable enough to at least let the kids grow up more and some of them move out. Instead, this.

It's fucking bizarre too how these guys look up to their E-daddies. Like Jim said on his last stream, Nick is about the same age as Jim but still says that he "Grew up watching Jim". These guys are on some next level parasocial delusions. They all look up to guys that are the same age as them (and sometimes younger) as their internet father figures and try their best to emulate them, thinking it will win their approval or some shit.
It's a fucking trip the more you look at it, and in a weird way i can sort of admire DSP for not participating in this kind of behavior and being shitty in his own unique way.

 

[EggImpregnator]

These are from right around the wedding. I think they honeymooned in HI. The last two are college cheerleading photos.

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How did that dude bag that woman. Also how does that woman turn into the Kayla we see in the mugshot.

 

[Strix454]

The only thing unique about nicks alcoholism is he seems to drink premium whisky’s and liquors. Like one drip being 80 cents. So he’s an alcoholic but a high class one.

Nick drinks expensive alcohol. But not "high class" alcohol. Nick doesn't know what is good or bad. He just thinks its better if he pays more for it. Its the same with most things in his life including cars, clothes and even tattoos.

 

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From sultry to slatternly. Tragic.

 

[EggImpregnator]

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From sultry to slatternly. Tragic.

This bitch has some Anisa tier tattoos. What compels these dumb bitches to ruin their skin with retarded drawings.

 

[Netizennameless]

Informing everyone that a woman is well below your standards is only slightly less annoying than thirstposting.

It's even gayer in my opinion. Most of the time these people are lying. Just like the white women in the south who loudly declare "I'd never fuck a nigger" and then end up with a half-breed baby. It's virtue signaling, literally.

Although it does occur to me that some of these criticisms are coming from other women, which wouldn't apply. I deserve my puzzle pieces.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Please kill yourself if you use the term "angel babies". Now, back to our regularly scheduled rekieta enjoyment.

Okay I'll bite. Wtf is an angel baby? A dead baby/child?

 

[EggImpregnator]

Okay I'll bite. Wtf is an angel baby? A dead baby/child?

I think it's a baby that's born addicted to drugs because the mother did drugs during pregnancy

 

[AnOminous]

Just now watching this on @elb's channel. Couldn't get it to load before. Truly amazing work, man!

I feel like watching the actual movie at this point. (It's Kingdom of Heaven by Ridley Scott.)

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Okay I'll bite. Wtf is an angel baby? A dead baby/child?

A stillborn baby.

 

[Netizennameless]

The snake wording and implying the coincidence of where Andrew lives (who I don't care about), I'm confused by the fact people washing the balldo are just not looking at the 26g of coke & child endangerment and using the kids as a shield while claiming people are using them as a weapon.

This is just embarrassing, rookie tier gaslighting from Barnes.