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Mentioning CWC on wankerpedia has been verboten for awhile now, but two jokers' protest votes in the 2024 Libertarian National Convention has compelled someone to speak the forbidden utterances.
Cross-posting from the Random Chris Updates thread:

Ammyterasu said:
Lol thanks to those autists Chris finally got acknowledged on Wikipedia. Only in the footnotes but he does show up in the site's search now
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Reminder that he was unmentionable there before
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Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
Already gone: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...ational_Convention&diff=prev&oldid=1225984377
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In their asshole puckering panic they couldn't even remove it correctly. Wikicowards claim it doesn't have "weight," but leave that 6 of the 13 first round ballot write ins... existed? Meanwhile, every other round of write in ballots keeps their named preferred candidates, especially in the second round of vice presidential nominations, which featured"Your Mom," who definitely has WEIGHT.
 
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Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
Already gone: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...ational_Convention&diff=prev&oldid=1225984377
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By an Admin, no less. Of course no explanation given, just a blanket citation of the Undue Weight policy.
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In the other thread, someone linked Wikipedia pages for Kayak fever and something else...well, Wikipedia consensus on the localised syndroms like that is "they do not exist and are a reaction to rapist patriarchy invaders". Repeated on atleast few pages.
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
In the other thread, someone linked Wikipedia pages for Kayak fever and something else...well, Wikipedia consensus on the localised syndroms like that is "they do not exist and are a reaction to rapist patriarchy invaders". Repeated on atleast few pages.
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Got a link?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I was reading the Wiki page "list of last words" and this made me burst out laughing. Just all these great quotes with thoughts put into them and I CAN'T BREEF I CAN'T BREEF I CAN'T BREEF I CAN'T BREEF
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Not only that, but this is at the top of the article, the photo that best represents last words of the 21st century:
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Unsurprisingly, if you scroll down, George Floyd is on the list too. And Daunte Wright.

This would bother me more if this were not already an incredibly retarded article. Imagine trying to list the last words of everyone who died in a century.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Imagine trying to list the last words of everyone who died in a century
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Get with the program, it's everyone who matters who died in a century! (And whoever they can use to push some political agenda) If I came up with an article idea as dumb as "just write down what people said before they died" I'd get laughed out of any room.
 
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Poking fun at individual Wiki users is like shooting fish in a barrel, but please indulge me.

I didn't search for this, but I was, sigh, yet again reading Wikipedia fascism related articles, and some well established user (some tens of thousands of edits) said that not all Christian nationalists in USA are racist which is, well, unusually reasonable position for a Wikipedo. Then some powerjanny popped up and said "well ackshually, they are". And I was wondering "How autistic does this user have to be to try and wikimog* him"? Shot:

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DUDE HAS ALMOST 800,000 EDITS. We are dealing with an unbeforeseen level of autism.

Chaser: (his userpage)
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*Wikipedos care more about amount of edits than Farmers about their stickers. This is kind of a simplification, but the user with more edits is always right in an argument. Technically this isn't true, but I have never seen it go the other way. Even though Wikipedia tells to assume good faith, if you disagree with an established user, you WILL be treated as being intentionally disruptive.

Edit: 767,619 / 365 x 20 = 105. He would have had to do over 100 edits every single day for 20 consecutive years to achieve this.
 
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glue eater said:
Chaser: (his userpage)
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"Science matters"
"This person values reason over faith"
"This user is a skeptic"
vs.
"This user supports equal rights for queer people"
"This user supports gender equality"

???

The classic internet atheist who hates religion and loves "the science" but rejects anything that disagrees with them even if it follows the scientific method.
Atheist + Communist ("This user supports universal health care") + Leftist + terminally online + Wikipedia editor = jannie who will strike down any opposition and berate anyone who disagrees with them.

Since this guy actually believes religion is so bad and capitalism sucks, why shouldn't he move to a more communist country without many organized religions? (does China count?) All these points tell me that the typical internet leftist/communist wants the benefits of capitalism (aka all the stuff they have now) but with "communism" (aka they can get stuff for free and screw you if you disagree).
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"Based on what source?" So it's not up to the person who edited the article to add the book in to justify why it's there, but it's the responsibility of the person who called that addition out to provide sources so the addition can be removed? Oh wait, I forgot, the atheist hates religion so therefore anything bashing religion is okay to add to an article. And this is just one jannie, imagine how many more talks like this are started every day and shut down because "well it doesn't agree with what I believe in" and every jannie is the same leftist/communist sympathizer.

Wikipedia is a failed experiment and should be shut down, in my opinion.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
Fucker looks like those North Korean generals whose entire chest gets absolutely smothered in medals for every little worthless troop movement or small operation. Fucking hell.
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lol, it gets worse if you see his actual page.
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Some highlights:
He is a Greek man
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He is interested in every country on Earth
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He is a brony
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He loves Sailor Moon, iCarly and Cardcaptor Sakura
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He public announces that he likes to masturbate (so much that he mentions it twice)
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lol, you don't say
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Idiot Asshole said:
lol, it gets worse if you see his actual page.
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Some highlights:
He is a Greek man
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He is interested in every country on Earth
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He is a brony
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He loves Sailor Moon, iCarly and Cardcaptor Sakura
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He public announces that he likes to masturbate (so much that he mentions it twice)
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lol, you don't say
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A hentai loving, communist, weeaboo, brony Greek is who is controlling the information your friends and family members read. Really think about that for a second.
 
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