Eminem Griefing Thread - Awfully hot coffee pot guy

Eminem used to think thirty six was too old to be doing music

How times have changed
music is for the young. in terms of cultural relevance, once you hit 30, it is all down hill from here. taylor swift is 34 appears to still have rising popularity but it will go away in her late 30s. i can't think of a band or performer or rapper who stayed relevant past 40.

the rolling stones are still putting out albums to this day. did anyone notice? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackney_Diamonds
 
Eminem is one of those artists everyone loves to be too cool to like. fuck you guys, Eminem owns. he's a great lyricist, he's funny, he's got more charisma and wit than 95% of the gorilla nigger retards in the extremely cursed Rap genre. he's not one of those guys I listen to often but I've always had a soft spot for him.
 
eminem is depressing. at his peak he was the hottest shit in the world but he's never been able to expand creatively other than making shitty trap. These days you see other rappers his age branching out into other genres or even acting, yet here em is, regurgitating his old themes and trying to recapture his youth deep into 2024. in his prime, his lyrics actually had some pretty clever jokes, but he's so focused on being a "great rapper" that he just writes a mishmash of complicated rhyming nonsense that says absolutely nothing. The most noteworthy line in this new song is just him begging some other rapper for a collab.
 
the rolling stones are still putting out albums to this day. did anyone notice?
Yes, people over 60 in massive numbers. They also have no clue how to pirate. Or how to use spotify. So they pay full price for their albums, which is no issue to them as they have plenty of cash. They laugh when you tell them about streams and listens.

If you ever get into popularity as a measure of anything, just pick whomever is big for women in the 30-60s for prime cashflow. Lil Faggot might be big with the twittercrowd, but the actual paying customer crowd is what really matters. Its why the likes of the Rolling Stones have not been metoo's into nothingness even though they have admitted to fucking 13 year old girls.
 
music is for the young. in terms of cultural relevance, once you hit 30, it is all down hill from here. taylor swift is 34 appears to still have rising popularity but it will go away in her late 30s. i can't think of a band or performer or rapper who stayed relevant past 40.

the rolling stones are still putting out albums to this day. did anyone notice? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackney_Diamonds

Metallica? People still love Bon Jovi for some reason even though he sounds awful now. A lot of 80s bands are pretty successful with festivals and rock cruises. People pay big money for those.

There's lots of relevant bands. I think most are gonna be over 30 and closer to 40 by the time they've built up a solid career. Unless you burn out fast but bright or die like Kurt Cobain.

As for The Rolling Stones, I hear their new music on the radio a lot. Someone must be listening. Their new output is decent enough and I'm not even a fan. They're a boomer band. But I think people are fascinated that they are still alive and performing. A block of the Stones is on right now. The station is promoting the upcoming concert.

Rap I don't really listen to. The 80s party rap is cool. But going gangsta made the genre ghetto and it promotes violence and delinquency. The lyrics glorify shooting people, beating women and the gang banger lifestyle to impressionable low income youth.
 
I had a coworker show me Houdini. He wasn't literally soyjacking, but imagine him pointing at his screen and him saying Eminem is so fucking back, and that he has just spoken out against the Woke-Cultur™. He proceeds telling me how he will be cancelled for that, and how Eminem knows that too, but still released this incredible song. So brave. So inspiring.
 
Eminem is such a massive faggot today that any good will I ever had towards this homosexual is long dead and buried. He's not worth grieving. Nothing he did in life is memorable. The only good thing about Slim Shady dying is if he necks himself at the end. I'm convinced the guy has swallowed gallons of troon semen by all the virtue signaling he does. It's really pathetic watching him simp for Biden and then demand to be seen as a "badass rebel". If you like or still enjoy Eminem, you're also gay and retarded. Some artists are above their awful personalities. Eminem is not.

Dear Slim Shady,

I hope your daughter chokes to death on nigger splooge.

Signed,
Party Hat Wurmple
 
Eminem used to think thirty six was too old to be doing music
Thirty-six? Try thirty:

Full of controversy until I retire my jersey
'Til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty


- Eminem, "Soldier"

I had a coworker show me Houdini. He wasn't literally soyjacking, but imagine him pointing at his screen and him saying Eminem is so fucking back, and that he has just spoken out against the Woke-Cultur™. He proceeds telling me how he will be cancelled for that, and how Eminem knows that too, but still released this incredible song. So brave. So inspiring.
Eminem was never genuinely edgy.
Even before he became big, his debut single had to be self-censored to avoid ire from queers, who Em sampled from. The fag outright demanded lines of verses be changed in order for him to agree to license the sample. Marshall complied.

Eminem was never 'here'. Cracking jokes about your on-n-off again wife is akin to Whites making jokes about imperialism.
 
Didn't he already kill Slim Shady? Wasn't that was what the end of Encore or something later in that era was about? I'm probably misremembering because it's been ages, but I was a huge fan of Eminem in the 00s. I listened to everything up to and including Encore many many many times. My favorite was the Slim Shady LP and Marshall Mathers LP. I liked the much rougher tone of the earlier LP, but nothing can really top the Marshall Mathers LP. The Eminem Show is close behind. I fell off really listening to him around Encore and lost interest completely after Relapse, although I liked Rap God and some other singles from later albums, I haven't listened to the albums in full.

Eminem used to think thirty six was too old to be doing music

How times have changed
He even said in Soldier (and maybe other songs?) it was at 30. I always thought that he was being too hard on himself and 30 was a little early. And it ended up being too early because imo Rap God is some of his best work, and he was in his 40s then.

I also question that it's really age and not just him being out of touch. Hayao Miyazaki is in his 90s and won an Oscar, Akira Toriyama was still putting out content that, in my opinion, ranks among some of his best in his late 50s and early 60s. I'm not much of a music person but I'm sure there are examples there as well.

He's really lost his contrarianism. He could have stayed fresh and relevant if he didn't have to get involved with all of the other mega rich Pedowood faggots in California and adopt all their views and politics. He could have stayed in touch with his original audience, disaffected white youth, if he didn't tell them they were dead to him in 2016, if he started calling out early culture war stuff that was low hanging fruit. There are plenty of comedians and commentators who have remained fresh and edgy for decades, like Ricky Gervais, and Eminem could have fallen into that category of satirical social commenter. With his rap and musical talent, he could have been making fun and relevant music for years.

And as awful as it sounds to say, I think taking substances completely out of the picture does a number on artists, too. Same think with Stephen King. That isn't to say that I think they should destroy their lives with addiction to create more art or something, I just think there should be some middle ground. It's been over a decade, would it really kill them to smoke some weed once in awhile? That's part of a longer rant I have about AA culture and the concept of addiction in America though, where it's this all or nothing thing where if you accidentally get

Anyway, I finally listened to Houdini and it's not good. I won't mind hearing it on the radio once in awhile, but it's just a lamer remix of some of his older stuff with memberberries sprinkled in. I guess Slim Shady was the hero the whole time.
 
I also question that it's really age and not just him being out of touch. Hayao Miyazaki is in his 90s and won an Oscar, Akira Toriyama was still putting out content that, in my opinion, ranks among some of his best in his late 50s and early 60s. I'm not much of a music person but I'm sure there are examples there as well.

He's really lost his contrarianism. He could have stayed fresh and relevant if he didn't have to get involved with all of the other mega rich Pedowood faggots in California and adopt all their views and politics. He could have stayed in touch with his original audience, disaffected white youth, if he didn't tell them they were dead to him in 2016, if he started calling out early culture war stuff that was low hanging fruit. There are plenty of comedians and commentators who have remained fresh and edgy for decades, like Ricky Gervais, and Eminem could have fallen into that category of satirical social commenter. With his rap and musical talent, he could have been making fun and relevant music for years.
Your two examples are art that ages like a wine, whereas Eminem's art is moreso milk.
And as awful as it sounds to say, I think taking substances completely out of the picture does a number on artists, too. Same think with Stephen King. That isn't to say that I think they should destroy their lives with addiction to create more art or something, I just think there should be some middle ground.
I'll disagree, and say that the substances are only the lighter fluid of an artist's flame. The real wood and spark is mainly a hunger to create, and I just feel as though Eminem and King have gotten more than enough ego to have their current works be mediocre.
 
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