Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

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"Elementary, my dear Boglim"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There’s also the two cobra plushies: Garfield and Salazar, the Puff plush, and that little green lizard plush (don’t know if it has a name).

There’s also his guitars, the skull goblet that he broke, and the Jack Skellington goblet.

Oh and Rusty, the cobra puppet.

Those are all good ones. Can't forget about all his drink combo chalices. Also Rusty goes all the way back to the Stephanie era. I remember seeing a screenshot of Cobes with Rusty and Shon with Stephanie in the background. What a different time that was. Rusty's been MIA since about 2018...

Oh how could I forget the Ozzy cutout!

Of course you can't forget that one either. Along with his poster collection.

 

[AnOminous]

It's just because he punches it in the same spot, because he's retarded. It's a different phone.

I don't understand this. I mean I'm not above tard rage, or at least I wasn't at one point. In the early days of Internet gambool when it was easy to make tons of money by just being marginally better than everyone else, I would occasionally tard rage and smash something. However, I'd at least have the sense to have something smashable but nearly worthless nearby.

Eventually I practiced meditation to the point I could lose to something ridiculous with zero emotion and win without celebrating, but I never smashed anything actually valuable even while operating in emotional retard mode. Why would you smash your fucking phone of all things?

You actually need that shit, dude, don't break it!

Yeah yeah yeah throw me some scouters.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"My birthday sucked but it is what it is". Hoooo boy Jessica isn't gonna like to hear that.

 

[ColombianGhost]

I wish he embraced the Gandalf hat and made that part of his standard costume and upgraded to even more obscene hats and pipes as time went on.
Imagine boglim wearing this and smoking this while talking about sickos and troles with full conviction.
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Onion is a beautiful cobra moment but I really enjoyed the spray-on hair while it lasted.

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Good times, i miss this josh

It's the same with his wands. I couldn't comment when it was mentioned but there actually is a market for wands people sell them on etsy and other sites it isn't just cobes, the thing is his competition sells similar wands to his own for like 1/5th of the price. He would have to make them more frequently and charge alot less for them to be a sustainable business.

Yeah it could at leasy give him a few bucks but i think he lost his wand making skills a long time ago, the alcoholism fried his brain too much

 

[Umaibae]

The Bavarian Hat remains my favorite of the Boy’s Headgear choices. That’s a troll gift I cherish deep within the recesses of my troll heart.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Bavarian Hat remains my favorite of the Boy’s Headgear choices. That’s a troll gift I cherish deep within the recesses of my troll heart.

The fact that he wore it with a straight face for like a week WHILE he had Warlord over was just the icing on the dank cake.

 

['Ole Dente]

I don't quite understand why he is not using KingCobraJFS branding on all this shit. At least he googles for fine images to use...
He really should just fire up Paint and draw images himself and slap his brand on it. Can't imagine troles to be interested in this, made for taste of 12 year old badasses, cringe that has no connection to Josh on product except the cringe.

I might buy finest wands tank top if the cross eyed special ed Harry Potter could use magic wand tool on photoshop and remove the fucking background color from the image.

People have professionally made him art for products for FREE, to be used for his profit. He will refuse to use it and instead use clip art with retarded font and color uses.

 

[Bogliacci]

People have professionally made him art for products for FREE, to be used for his profit. He will refuse to use it and instead use clip art with retarded font and color uses.

I think his reasoning is that he doesn't want people copywrite claiming his store again, after what happened with teespring and that one he was on for only a few days

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

People have professionally made him art for products for FREE, to be used for his profit. He will refuse to use it and instead use clip art with retarded font and color uses.

His latest album covers are so much better than the music and like you said, people made them for FREE.

 

[Baguette Child]

His latest album covers are so much better than the music and like you said, people made them for FREE.
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ngl, if I didn't know who cobes was that album art would probably fit in good with the obscure stuff down at our local brick and mortar music store. I'd probably buy lol.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

ngl, if I didn't know who cobes was that album art would probably fit in good with the obscure stuff down at our local brick and mortar music store. I'd probably buy lol.

Liquid Sunshine is the only notable song on this album

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

[gates of hell album art]

This is super autistic of me. I like the art, but I hate that it clashes when you look at deathbed tapes label page and every release is black and white xerox zine style art except that one.

 

[Jobama]

I have no idea who drew them but it would be cool to get the guy who made all the little icons for the CWCKI do some for all the charecters in the Cobraverse

The Bavarian Hat remains my favorite of the Boy’s Headgear choices. That’s a troll gift I cherish deep within the recesses of my troll heart.

Do you have a video of this? I can't find anything about this hat anywhere.

 

[Molly Millions]

Its been years since those particular ones were made. I think @Spelling Bee did them but my memory could be failing me in my old age.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I have no idea who drew them but it would be cool to get the guy who made all the little icons for the CWCKI do some for all the charecters in the CobraverseView attachment 6058455

Do you have a video of this? I can't find anything about this hat anywhere.

I gotchu.

 

[Big Nasty]

The Monster ass poster needs an entry in the new wiki.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

We talk about how Cobra is unintentionally a comedic genius I wanted to highlight one of those moments from his sex doll video

 

[Potion_Time]

His latest album covers are so much better than the music and like you said, people made them for FREE.
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The cool S cock and balls is genuinely one of the most retarded and unique things Cobes ever made. Things like that are why he's so unique in the lolcow space.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I have no idea who drew them but it would be cool to get the guy who made all the little icons for the CWCKI do some for all the charecters in the Cobraverse

I can do that, it's not a hard sprite style to imitate. I'll make a Josh template for hats, too, like the cwcki shirt guide.