Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RussianParasite]

I swear I saw a CO plate yesterday that expired in 2021. After Covid it seems like they gave up caring about that shit.

I’ve noticed in many areas of the US where the summer of peace was the strongest that at least SOME of them are beginning to enforce laws again. Not everywhere, but suddenly retards that wanted to defund the police actually figured out that they need them.

 

[Jex]

I guess the medallion has a new host

https://x.com/deltaasherhill/status/1798756953814134884?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Nah she’s fucked enough with all those face tattoos, she doesn’t need any help.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Amazing. Doesn’t show up to a zoom call for his side piece and also doesn’t show up to his own traffic courts. Brilliant legal strategy.

 

[Tablet County]

Somebody once mentioned that Nick's studio is basement-level under the porch/sunroom , with an unfinished ceiling ( cat. ,)

Sounds like the sort of area that was planned but never completed.

That photo needs to be vacuumed.

In one of his rambles, Nick did say the ceiling was unfinished and that's why he has to staple his cats to the ceiling. And the cat is named ninja, because you can't say nigger on youtube and he staples the ninjas to the ceiling.

 

[THE STRESS]

Somebody's not staying soberrrrrrr

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Nick's Dad (lets call him Bob lol) flies up from Florida to lie and deflect to get his son out of trouble. Is your family living up to the Rekieta name Bob? What about that hospital-wing named after your family down in Texas? Phony Charity by rich scum no better than the far-left that do the same things. Nick is literally far-right Hunter Biden. What is going to happen to you Bob when the authorities find out that you're lying to protect your son?

I don't know Rekieta to hold even a single far right conviction, what are you talking about?

 

[CoomerTine]

Honestly there’s now a worse option than a public defender and it’s having Nick take your case

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Shit. That demon loves to eat libertarians. She's a professional whore too, probably going to spread like AIDS now.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The embarrassing truths will continue, Nick, until you take accountability for your actions.

My fellow Kiwi Fag, the size of the rainbow for such optimism could be seen from other galaxies with the naked eye.

I happen to have an older house in the US, around a century old, and it had carpet when I bought it. I ripped it off and discovered hardwood flooring underneath, but it'd been beat to shit and it was actually cheaper to put down textured vinyl that looks and feels like hardwood than it was to refinish the hardwood. I used to live in a house built around 30 years ago; it had carpet flooring with plywood underneath.

I too was surprised in a good way to learn how well laminates and similar synthetic wood flooring options had progressed. Unless one needs a genuine hardwood floor it's not economically intelligent to opt for it.

Back on subject, what would it take for any other lolcow to snatch this year's Julays from Nick's shaky, alcoholic hands? I'm hard pressed to imagine.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I actually thought it was an apt comparison.

Nick wants power, but also wants to be a degenerate. I absolutely see Nick as a Hunter Biden but on the right of the political aisle.

Lawrence Fox is playing Hunter Biden in a movie, currently. I reckon we could get him to dye his hair and play balldo too, he's desperate for the exposure.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

CORRECTION:

The "second penalty" in both cases refers to the fact that they charged him extra for not paying the court fines. Meaning in both cases he was charged three times because he failed to pay the original fine two times

I guess the Chinese calendar was wrong. This is clearly Year of the Balldo.

 

[Shinkai]

I'm not so well versed in Americoon law but for a Felony charge will he be forced into the court room or is it just no showing the second most retarded thing he could next to representing himself?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

They’re not barbells but it’s better to pretend they are.

kegelbells....

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Not balldo-guarding, BUT, to be fair to Nick it's hard to find time in your coke snorting and K shooting schedule to show up to court. And spending hard-inherited drug money on court fees is just asinine. Those fees will sort themselves out if you ignore them hard enough. Any non-practicing lawyer will tell you that.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Why the fuck are there so many Redbar shilling newfags here? They all just use the mug shots (funny), but it’s all join dates from when we fucking started paying attention to Aaron and Aaron mentioned the farms or post-arrest.

The guy is a friend of Juju from what I can gather.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

#justralphamalethings

Somebody's not staying soberrrrrrr

Isn't that what the 50K was for?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick is a massive retard and can't even follow his own advice.

Reposting this for nick to remind him, if he ever catches up on his thread which we can almost be certain he reads.

 

[Pedophobe]

Whore

On my phone (obvs). I initially read this comment as "look at that skank".

I'm not so well versed in Americoon law but for a Felony charge will he be forced into the court room or is it just no showing the second most retarded thing he could next to representing himself?

If he skips a felony appearance he will be arrested and incarcerated until the end of the case.

 

[bifftango]

Do you guys think Nick had the Balldo on when being booked?

Had it on? He was steering with it.

 

[SomethingFishi]

I'd say I hope they revoke his license (one less drunk driver and all that) but let's be real; he would drive without it anyway.